Hey guys
Sorry to interrupt your busy day but I have a problem and hope you can help.
Our internal message system seems to have failed, I have tried contacting you all several times with no response, I know at least Toshiko responds immediately even if the rest of you sometimes ignore me.
Sorry Jack, yes you answer as well, just not always in a helpful way.
Owen, if you can pull yourself away from what you are doing to confirm this e-mail.
Gwen, if you can look up from the file you are reading and confirm please.
Tosh, I know you are probably already confirming, thank you.
Jack, nothing lewd this time please.
Thank you
Ianto
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Hi Ianto
Everything seems fine, I'll do a scan to make sure.
Tosh
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Ianto Yeah, OK here. Gwen
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TWAT
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Ianto
I will say whatever you want me to say. Just bring me a coffee and the stopwatch when you are ready.
Jack :-0'
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Tosh
Thank you I would appreciate it. Sorry to interrupt your updates.
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Gwen
Sorry to interrupt the magazine you were reading inside the file. Have you heard of leaving a space between name, content etc? See how we do it? The enter bar on the keyboard also gives you a new line.
Ianto
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BOOGERBREATH
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Cariad
That was fine, yes and no. Behave or I will have to take you over me knee!
Later if you are lucky.
Your Ianto
Xx
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Ianto
There was an internal failure, I have fixed it and you should get several backlogs of messages through the internal system. Thank you for letting me know.
Tosh
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JACK: Ianto – coffee?
JACK: Ianto – please?
OWEN Twat – coffee.
OWEN Twat – now!
OWEN Twat – Put him down or spit him out or whatever. Coffee.
GWEN: Ianto could I please get another highlighter pen?
OWEN: Oi Twat, stop ignoring me.
JACK: Are you OK?
GWEN: Pink?
OWEN: If you don't give me a coffee I will tell the Coat Man what I saw you doing with that coat!
GWEN: Pet?
TOSH: Did you move my file on the astrophysics of the glandertolita's spherical properties?
OWEN: Ianto? Don't ignore me, I can do terrible things when I'm angry!
GWEN: Blast. I'm I doing this right?
OWEN: I may not turn green but I can get bloody huge when … fuck.
TOSH: Never mind, I found it. Sorry
JACK: COFFEE! Please babe?
OWEN: Please ignore that last one. How the fuck do you delete them?
GWEN: goemvpwotpslalc874dnb
OWEN: I meant how the Hulk gets so big and menacing, not the other.
GWEN: Sorry if that went through, leant on the keyboard.
OWEN: I am a big boy already.
GWEN: If you don't have any pink just say.
OWEN: You bastard. You better delete these. They read really dumb, it's not what I mean.
JACK: Tosh may need help with something. A file? She came in before looking for you.
OWEN: Yan?
JACK: Are you angry with me?
OWEN: TWAT
TOSH: I hope you can read this now and it is resolved. Thanks Ianto
OWEN: TWAT?
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Ianto read them and frowned. They were instant messages on his screen and he didn't usually read them condensed as an archive.
Owen did sound like a divvy. He considered what to do, then calmly hit RESEND ALL and then chose ALL STAFF.
Owen's scream was loud and girly as Tosh laughed softly. Gwen gaped and was not sure if she should be offended or not.
Jack?
JACK: Ianto – Does that mean coffee now?
JACK: Babe – How later is later?
OWEN: TWAT
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Something is wrong with the FF site and no reviews are posting since the New Year. I know this because I posted some and then checked the stories, they never went through.
Also, my private messages are not being answered by those I know answer me daily. Been a quiet few days and please know I am missing you guys.
Hope FF sort it soon.