Story: Not so innocent situtations.

Chapter 1

Hope you guys like my new story. Well this one doesnt even have a plot I look at my reviews and was like "I MUST write another :D" So expect randomness and long or short update times. Reviews are apreciated, and if you haven't please check out my other stories. If you dont like it feel free to say so. To tell the truth this one is just an experiment.So hurry with those thoughts on my story . Well here we go -sweatdrop-


It was Wednesday and the Cherry blossoms were falling outside creating a beautiful scene.

Which was why the Host club decided to do their hosting in the gardens.

"T-tamaki-sama why did you start the host club?" asked the shy first year Kahoko.

"To please beautiful ladies such as yourselves." Tamaki replied.

The rest of his clients answered with deep blushes and squeals.

"You are so handsome ..." A quiet girl said from the left side of the simple yet expensive table.

"Why of course" He answered as scooted towards her and held her chin in his palm, "Would you want me any other way?" he replied his face dangerously close to hers.

"Well I uh...I cant take it anymore! I love you Tamaki-sama!" She blushed and looked away.

"Well you'll have to excuse me..." Tamaki said as he rose from the table.

"But...you just got here!" protested Kanae, his top client.

"Ah, well you see I have some matters to attend to." He offered her a smile and a wave as he strode over to his favorite commoner.

"Ha-ru-hi." He said emphasizing ever syllable of her name, and waving a hand in her face.

"Oh! its Tamaki-sama!" One of Haruhi's clients screamed.

"Mind if I sit down?" Tamaki said as he eased himself onto the sofa.

"Well actually I do..." Said an irritated Haurhi.

"I wont be here long...I i just have somthing I want to ask you."

"Well you can ask me after im done Senpai because right now I have clients."

"Ah...ok then thats fine." He replied looking defeated. "See ya then."

She gave him a nervous smile before her clients started their questions again.

"Haruhi you have such beautiful skin...what are your secrets?" Asked one of Haruhi's clients.

"Oh Haruhi I heard you have to take a train to school it must be horrid.." replied another.

'Blah blah blah' He thought irritated.

"Dumb clients..with their dumb questions...taking up my Haruhi's time..." He mumbled to himself as he kicked the dirt beneath him.

"Well thats no way to talk about the clients." Kyouya said cooly from behind him.

"You're right...I've become a terrible host!" wailed Tamaki.

Kyouya rolled his eyes as he watched the fool before him cry dramaticly.

"Well I didnt come to talk about what a terrible host you are..."

'So cruel'

"I came to ask exactly how are you going to go about confesssing."

Tamaki turned red and fiddled his thumbs.

"H-how do you know about that?"

"You forget...im your best friend."

"Well I was hoping it would turn out like this..."

"Senpai why did you want me to stay after school?" Haruhi says with a tilt of her head.

"I hate it when you leave my side Haruhi..."

"Senpai..." she says as she blushes.

"I love you!"

"Oh Tamaki-kun!"

We hug and then I tilt her chin upwards and...

Tamaki was awoken from his fanatsy by a quick yet hurtful slap in the back of his head.

"W-what was that for?!"

"Idiot..." Kyouya said clearly annoyed. " You are an absolute idiot if you think that would happen."

"Then what should I do Kyouya? I'm so confused."

"I dont care what you do...just dont do that..." Kyouya said rubbing his temples.

"Help me then!"

"No."

"Why..?!"

"I have better things to do."

"Please Kyouya please!!"

"No." Kyouya turned to leave.

Tamaki jumped forward to stop Kyouya and ...landed on top of him in a not so innocent way. Kyouya's legs were open and Tamaki was..well in between them.

"What the-!" Kyouya said pushing Tamaki's face away.

"Owwww. That hurts...just let me get up myself."

Before both boys knew it hundreds no thousands of fangirls ran towards them screaming

"MOE!"

The boys stared in confusion as the girs blushed and screamed madly.

Then they rememebered their not so innocent looking accident.

"I said get off!" Kyouya screamed

"I am I am." Tamaki said standing up to quickly and falling down once again.

"I never knew Tamaki-sama was the dominent one I always thought it would be Kyouya!" A random fangirl screamed

"Me too!"

"Nah I knew Tamaki was the dominent one!"

"Some one get a camera quick!"

"Um...Senpai? Couldn't you two do that stuff after school? You two have clients..." Haruhi said nervously. "Oh and uh congratulations." She said as she strolled off.

"Ah Haruhi!" Tamaki yelled after her once sucessfully getting off of Kyouya. "Its not what you think!"

Kyouya stood and dusted himself off, and sent Tamaki a' i'll kill you before you graduate' look.


"Takaishi why did you cover my eyes did somthing happen?" Hunny asked innocently.

"Ah..." Mori replied flustered. He didnt know they were like that.

"Kaoru! did you see that?!" Hikaru said laughing uncontrollably

"Yeah!" Kaoru said wiping a tear from his eye.

They were walking towards the picnic table to their clients... And got a perfect view of everything.

Well...atleast the twins weren't bored.


I dont know where im going with this... My friend gave me the idea of the tamaki falling on Kyouya part xD I just had to do it :3

Review please.

PLEASE. xD ( you know you want to)

Well I im probably not going to continue this...I just dont like how its going..Feels um rushed? I'll try again soon -clenches fist- TT I still want reviews though :D