The Most spoiled twisted unknown nation
Hay Prussia, Prussia, Prussia, Hay Prussia, Prussia, walkies , hay Prussia dog I said walkies get on your hands and knees and come to your owner, said the little girl as she throws the stick at Prussia, hitting him at the back of his head he drops face down into his plate of food, that is what you get if you do not listen to your little cousin, that is in need of a hug and a bedtime story Prussia, Cousin Germany; called the little girl can you and your roommate Italy give me hugs, no wait; Germany can you read me a bedtime story, while Italy gives me a hug, because Prussia is too drunk to do it all at once, said the little girl as she turns and walks out from the living room, Prussia lifts up his head that child is psycho washed he said to himself.
The little girl runs up the stairs and comes across a corridor, and then runs over to an open door, she stops running and knocks on the door, Cousin Germany and Italy, will you both make a little princess sleep well tonight, with a bedtime story and hugs please pretty please with sugar on top not that am being bratty, the little girl knocks on the door once again, Cousin Germany, and Italy can you make a tied little unknown nation, feel special by reading her a bedtime story; WHAT IS THIS IGNORE THE GIRL AND GET ON WITH LIFE, I AM A GROWING NATION HERE, I NEED SOME ATTENTION AND RESPECT!
The little girl kicks the door wide open Hay; Sealand! Now wait just one moment; I HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE ENGLISH SPEAKING DEMON; I beg your pardon miss; said Sealand in shock, don't come anywhere near me, I am a much stronger breed of an unknown nation that has not been discovered, what have you done with My beloved Cousin Germany and is roommate Italy Harry Potter boy!
Why do you hate me so much; said Sealand to the little girl, all I just wanted is to be friends with you, friends are for the weak and pitiful; plus why would I want to be friends with a Fish N Chip, Cornish pastry, Toed in the hole, Jelly eel, English breakfast, apple crumble, Eton Mess, scone eating, anti- religion, Witchcraft loving, Alice in Wonderland, Mary Popping, Peter pan loving, tea drinking, xenophobic imaginary friend talking freak like you?
I think you are getting confused with my older brother Nation England, said Sealand to the little girl.