I don't own Invader Zim. Also this is my first fan fiction so dont be to hard on me.

For the past month, there has been an increase in missing people. Normally this would not bother Dib, but Zim has also been gone a month.

Dib: (Talking to himself)"I wonder what his evil plan is this time."

: "Dib stop talking to yourself and sit down."

Dib: "Yes Ms. Bitters." Dib sits down and stares at Zims empty desk."I wonder if Zim has anything to do with the missing people? I know, I'll go to his house after school."

After the bell, Dib ran straight to Zims house. He walked up to the door and knocked on the door. To his surprise, Gir answered the door. He looked rusted over from the last time he had seen him.

Gir: (Screaming)"OH THANK YOU!"

Dib: "For what?"

Gir: "ITS MASTA, HES ILL!"

Dib: "Why should I help Zim? He's the enemy."

Gir: "PWEASE JUST LOOK AT EM!" Gir starts to cry and run run around

Dib: (Annoyed)"Oh fine. Where is he?"

Gir: (Excited)"YA RIGHT THIS WAY!"

Gir turns around and begins to skipping away and Dib followed was when Dib noticed the smell. It got worse as the went farther into the house.

Dib: "OH MAN WHATS THAT SMELL?" Gir just ignored him and kept going. He finally stopped in front of a door and opened it. Dib looked inside and was shocked at what he saw.

Zim sitting on a couch smoking something.

Zim: (Shocked)"Dib! What are you doing here?"

Dib: "I came to stop your evil plan."

Zim: "Save yourself the pain and go away Dib. It's no use for I have already started."

Dib: "Started what Zim?"

Zim: "Smoking Dib, smoking."

Dib: (Confused) "How does that help you take over the world and how to you know about smoking?"

Zim: "You would be surprised by what I know about this filthy ball of dirt and you dont know what I'm smoking do you? I'm smoking the bones of the HYOOMANS!"

Dib: "WHAT? So you were behind the disappearance the past month!"

Zim: "Yes Dib I wa..." Zim then started coughing violently then fainted.

Dib: " Zim? Zim are you OK?" It was no use. The invader was dead.

Dont ask me how i came up with smoking bones cause I have no idea.