All was quiet in the Varia castle-''OH YEA IT KAREOKE TIME BITCHEZ!'' a small petite purplett shouted as the rest of the castle seemed to sigh(''is that even possible?'' - purplett'' yes now let me finish tell in my fucking story''-me)
1 Hour and a Scooby chase(1) later the varia was gathered up in the living room
''masako-chaaan do we really have to do this?'' Fran complained
''oooo that sounds lovely ma-kun~'' Lusseria sang
''Ushishishi for once the froggy is correct the prince shouldn't have to play these commoner games.'' Bel sneered
''fake prince-sempai stop trying to be high and mighty.'' Fran said
Thus started a fight and as Bel started throwing his knives at Fran who took them out and bent them before tossing them out the window Xanxus said
''oi trash shut the fuck up and do as she says or else'' Bel and Fran gulped that was no empty threat he meant it Masako had some black mail on him.
''okay Squid-kun your up first press that button and it will randomly select your song'' what they didn't know was that randomly really meant pre-selected by Masako and Nagisa both of which had video cameras.
Squalo stepped up and pressed the button and his face paled when he read the name of the song ''VOOOOIIIIIII FUCK THAT IM NOT-'' he stopped once he saw the glares he was receiving.
''Hey there
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Hey bitches
My scalp itches
I do my own damn hair
Pshyeah
I need more gel
Cuz my hair looks like hell
Fucking bitches
Ohmygod!
[Chorus]
Blondes
Brunettes
Redheads... more like dreadheads!
Ohmygod!
Hey there
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Lets get a dyke spike
Are those highlights?
Thats great color... Ooh
Let's totally get a perm!
Pshyeah!
Time to retouch those roots
Bitches
Ohmygod!
[Chorus]
Hey there
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there.
Pshyeah
I like your hair
Who does your hair
I wanna go there
Wheres my flatiron
Huh? Wheres my flatiron?
Huh? Wheres my flatiron?
Huh?
[x2]
What a slut! (excuse me?)
But I like your cut (Oh, really?)
Totally.
You're such a slut (So you still think I'm a slut?)
Definately.
[chorus]
Hey there
I like your hair
Who does your hair?
I wanna go there
Pshyeah
I like your hair
Who does your hair
I wanna go there
[x2]
Oh my God!
Oh my
God
!
Oh
My god!
Just shave it off... ''
Everyone stared at him with O-o faces'' kaaaaaaayyy next up is Xanxus!'' Nagisa giggled
''tch trash'' Xanxus muttered
''Bitches love me 'cause they know that i can rock,
bitches love me 'cause they know that I can rhyme,
bitches love me 'cause they know that I can fuck,
bitches love me 'cause they know that I'm on time!
Throughout the projects!
Throughout the projects!
Throughout the projects!
Bitches love me 'cause they know that i can
rock
,
bitches love me 'cause they know that I can rhyme,
bitches love me 'cause they know that I can fuck,
bitches love me 'cause they know that I'm on time!
Throughout the projects!
Throughout the projects!
Throughout the projects!
Done - Done - This is how it should be done,
this is how it should be done!
This style, style, style, done!
Pow! - Muthafucka! - Pow!
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
love me, love me, love me, love me, love me,
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
Bitches love me
'cause they know that I can rock!
Done - Done - This is how it should be done,
this is how it should be done!
This style, style, style, done!''
''VOOOOIII-'' squalo was shot….
''gahaha next is luss-chan!'' Masako introed
''It's Lusseria
They say I'm a freak of nature and
I think they're right.
I want you now and I ain't asking you, bitch please
No I'm too proud and you're down begging on your knees
I think it's hot when I pin you down, pull your hair
I'll have you screaming like a freaking nightmare
Getting ready for the club
Sexy but it isn't love
I'm just a freak, freak
I'm just a freak, freak
Thrust our bodies up and down
Wanna kiss your playground
I'm just a freak, freak
I'm just a freak
Baby, read my lips
I'm a freak of nature
Wanna go all night
Baby, come taste the danger
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I'm a freak, freak, freak
I'm just a freak of nature
Our sounds are getting loud and I am covering your screams
From the couch to the ground the sleezing in the streets
They called the cops, but baby, we're not scared
They'll just pat us down and touch us down there
Getting ready for the club
Sexy but it isn't love
I'm just a freak, freak
I'm just a freak, freak
Thrust our bodies up and down
Wanna kiss your playground
I'm just a freak, freak
I'm just a freak
Baby read my lips
I'm a freak of nature
Wanna go all night
Baby, come taste the danger
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I'm a freak, freak, freak
I'm just a freak of nature
Yeah, slow it down
Everyone's got methinks to say
But no one's gonna rain on my parade
I'm much more
Much more than you think
You're just the freaks
You're just the freaking haters
Getting ready for the club
Sexy but it isn't love
I'm just freak, freak
I'm just a freak, freak
Thrust our bodies up and down
Wanna kiss your playground
I'm just a freak, freak
I'm just a freak
Baby read my lips
I'm a freak of nature
Wanna go all night
Baby, come taste the danger
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I'm a freak, freak, freak
I'm just a freak of nature
Us freaks are endangered species
So let's live it up to the fullest
Live it up
What you got to say?
Turn it up tonight
Come on, take a bite
I'ma a freak, freak, freak
I'm just a freak of nature
Freak of nature
It's Lusseria
And what?
Bitch, please''
''No comments Bel stage now'' Nagisa ordered
''che peasent'' Bel mumbled
''Situations are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease,
I love the way that she breathes
I touched her ooh, she touched my ahhh, it was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who hate to love because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took my hand and
ran
it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and pulled my hair, I fall in love for a night
She can't behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes.
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your latest fashion.
The frustration it's a regular thing
I hate the ones who love to hate because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took her hand and put it in my lap
"It's way too full," she said
"Once you have me you'll always come back."
She can't behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes.
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your latest fashion.
I know you love to resist
and all it takes is a kiss
and you just love to hate me.
You know you love all the lies
so don't act surprised
that I just love to hate you.
I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who love to hate. [Breathing]
(Whoa) Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your latest fashion
Darling (leave me) what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion
Leave me (darling) go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your favorite passion''
*nosebleeds*''uh uh uh Fran hurry" Masako and Nagisa wispred
''Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight
Kick off your stilettos
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat
Fuck me in the backseat
You're always falling in disguise
And always quick to compromise
Kick off your stilettos [oh yeah]
Kick off your stilettos
And fuck me in the backseat [fa-fa-fa]
Fuck me in the backseat
Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
This is the end of what we planned [of what we planned]
And now.
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o
Well don't let go, no-o
Don't let go
No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
Oh my god I love your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol
We're not falling in love
We're just falling apart [so girl let's dance the night away]
This is how the beat goes
This is how the beat goes [Just let your body go]
This is how the beat drops
This is how the beat drops [I wanna see your panties drop girl now]
All this time is wasted pretending we're in love
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
So don't let go-o-o [All this time is wasted]
Well don't let go, no-o [Pretending we're in love]
But that's alright cause you know
I love being with you and seeing you cry
But that's alright''
''wow that would of worked if you wernt monotone levi you shit come on'' both girls said
''Do you ever feel like a
plastic bag
Drifting throught the wind
Wanting to start again
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from caving in
Do you ever feel already buried deep
Six feet under scream
But no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gunna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow
Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe-awe-awe"
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what your worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby you're a firework
Come on slet your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe-awe-awe
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon''
''ewww gross'' everyone
1-when they run trough all the doors
Squalo-I like your hair Scotty vanity
Xanxus-Bitches mindless self indulgence
Lusseria-Freak of nature Chris Crocker
Bel-situations escape the fate
Fran-Fer sur medic droid
Levi-Firework Katy pery
please review and flames shall be used for the bonfire that byakuran need for his marshmallow fetish~