Hi everyone ^_^
this is my first pure humor fic ,I'm usually all drama and tragedy so please forgive any part that you find boring
this is totally apure humor fic, it has no script, no story, nothing but crazy humor.XD
okay I won't bother you anymore, just read, laugh, enjoy, and review if you want more ;)
On a Sunny Spring day,Gon ,Killua, Kurapica, and Leorio decided to go out for a picnic.
while he was relaxing under a tree ,a colorful butterfly was attracted to the scent of Leorio's aftershave, and so decided to land on his cheek. Gon's eyes widened with joy when he spotted this beautiful rainbow-like little creature on his friend's face.
-"Leoriooooooooo" gon shouted " don't move, there's a butterfly on your cheek"he continued, running towards his elder friend
-"WHAT? WHERE ?!" Leorio freaked out a bit at the surprise at the same moment when Gon was about to catch the butterfly,and otherwise, landed on Leorio's cheek
-"why did you do this Leorio?" Gon asked disappointed "I wanted to catch it so badly" Gon frowned.
-"uh...uh...Sorry Gon, I was surprised"Leorio apologized
-"eh?!" Gon wondered
-"What's wrong?" Killua asked
-"why is Leorio's cheeks...not so soft ?" Gon asked holding Leorio's face in his hands with an innocent look on his face. Leorio blushed...just a little bit.
-"what do you mean Gon?" Killua asked for details.
Gon grasped Killua's hand and put it on his own cheek,keeping his other hand on Leorio's he grasped Killua's other hand and put it on Leorio's other cheek.
-"feel the difference?" Gon asked Killua
-"STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY FACE, BOYS!" Leorio yelled
-"yeah, it is obviously different" Killua agreed
-"it's because men have beard hair, and they shave it off" Leorio explained looking away, with a slight blush
-"eh? so we will lose our soft skins when we grow up?" Gon wondered
-"oh my, this is so ridiculous, and funny as hell" Kurapica chuckled
-"oh wow the dude chuckles? since when?" Killua asked
-"speaking of the devil, Kurapica why don't you share your personal experience about shaving with the boys, since you think it's too funny, eh? " Leorio teased
-"Kurapicaaaa, do you shave?" Gon asked just as Leorio finished his sentence.
-"WHAT? ME? LOOK THERE IS A BUTTERFLY !" Kurapica freaked out
-"Idiot, you think you can fool us?" killua said
-"where? where? where's the butterfly? "Gon shouted
-"okay,maybe you can fool us...him at least" Killua corrected
-"where's the butterfly ?" Gon asked disappointed
-"couldn't it be on Kurapica's cheek?" Leorio asked Gon
-"Woah! Really?" Gon's eyes glowed happiness
-"JUST TOUCH HIS FREAKING FACE LIKE YOU DID TO ME! IT'S NOT FAIR, IDIOT!" Leorio yelled
-"fine,but I need to catch the butterfly first! What if it ran away? where is it?"Gon worried
-"there's no freaking butterfly" Killua answered Gon
-"but we've just seen it on Leorio's cheek a minute ago!" Gon frowned again
kurapica's chuckles were so loud that the guys could hear them while they were fighting
-"What are you laughing at? you think we're clowns or something? "Leorio asked
-"you think we forgot about you?"Killua threatened...somehow XD
Gon sat next to Kurapica and touched his cheek.
-"woaaah, softie softy like ours!" Gon blinked
-"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? TAKE YOUR HAND OF ME!" Kurapica shouted
-"but Kurapica isn't so young like us, how come he has this neat soft skin?" Gon asked Leorio
-"why don't Kurapica explain that to you?" Leorio suggested
Gon looked at Kurapica for explanation, but Kurapica didn't spit a word
-"Kurapica,do you shave?" Gon asked Kurapica *encouraging* as he thought
kurapica's face blushed like a sweet strawberry with milk cream
-"eh? I wanna know too if you shave, Kura-chan !" someone said. Kurapica shivered at the tone of that voice...he knew it well...he also knew well that he was done...
-"HISOKA !" kurapica shouted surprised"what are you doing here?"
-"what? can't a gentleman join a group of gentlemen for a picnic?" Hisoka replied teasing
Kurapica stared at Hisoka
-"okay a group of gentlemen and a lady " Hisoka corrected
-"WHAT? YOU SUN OF A BEACH!" kurapica yelled at hisoka
-"what did kurapica just say?" Gon asked Killua
-"nothing" Killua replied "don't get him wrong"
-"and why are you so mad? I never said that youwere that lady!" hisoka said licking his lips
-"YOU BASTARD !" Kurapica yelled at hisoka again
-"what did kurapica just say?" Gon asked Killua again
-"fine, get him wrong this time" Killua sighed
-"seriously, what brought you here Hisoka?" Leorio asked
-"to steal some looks from your girlfriend" Hisoka said confidently
-"YOU LITTLE DEVIL! " kurapica said, summoning his chains
-"yare yare, calm down, why are you so angry? who said I was talking about you? unless you are his Girlfriend! " Hisoka said
Kurapica grinned
-"kurapica, just answer me, do you shave?" Gon asked again
-"yeah Kurapica, just answer him do you shave?" Hisoka repeated
-"UGH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU BOTH! I THINK I WILL KILL YOU!"kurapica threatened
-"you think you'll what? kiss us?" Hisoka teased
-"Good idea"Leorio agreed.
kurapica stared at Leorio angrily
-"not!" Leorio corrected. kurapica nodded
-"Hisoka, why do you like to bother Kurapica so much?" Gon asked
-"why...I don't know...let me think..." hisoka replied
-"Kurapica who?" Bisuke joined
-"Old hag, what brings you here?" Killua asked. bisuke punshed him
-"Bisuke-san do you think kurapica shaves ?" hisoka asked bisuke
staring at Hisoka with heart-shaped eyes, Bisuke couldn't answer
-"Since we're all here, why don't we play a truth or dare game?" Gon suggested
everyone looked at Gon approving his Idea, except for one certain blond.
-"by counting votes we find..." Gon's brain fried before he could continue counting
killua poured some water on his head
-"Gon, have some snickers" Killua suggested
-"why?" Gon asked
-"because you can't count while you're hungry" Killua answered
-"but I'm not hungry, and I cant count anyways" Gon replied
-"DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT IDIOT JUST EAT IT!" killua yelled
-"FINE !" Gon yelled back,then he ate the chocolate
-"better? " Killua asked Gon
-"not really" Gon answered
-"IDIOT ! DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT ?! NEEEE ?! " Killua lectured
-"are we playing truth or dare,or not?" Hisoka asked
-"yes we are" Leorio answered
-"I've got the bottle" Bisuke smiled
-"Let the game begin" Gon said
Kurapica sighed
so what do you think? review if you want more because I have a lot of fics starting, and I will only update the most reviewed ones.
thanks for reading ^_^