Two Slayers and a Boy. It's another one of my one hit wonders. I gotta get them out there because I'll forget them if I don't. This one is from the fourth season episode when Faith and Buffy switch bodies and Faith meets up with Spike. My friend TammyDevil666 did one with this, but had Faith have sex with Spike. I will do something different.
Faith (Buffy's body) leaves the dance floor and heads for the bar. Spike walks out from under the staircase and he doesn't see her, until she bumps into him.
"Ooo!" says Faith.
"Oh, you," says Spike with a 'bugger it' sigh.
"And you."
"What? Are you keeping tabs on me? You're gonna give me a hard time now?"
"Um, do I usually give you a hard time?" She blinks questioningly.
"Ha, Very funny. Well, you don't have to worry about me drinking." Spike looks at her not amused and then he raises his beer bottle. "Unless you're here to protect innocent beers." He walks back to stand under the stairs. Faith follows him and leans an arm against it for support.
"You're a vampire." Spike glares at her.
"Was. And as soon as I get this chip out of my head, I'll be a vampire again. But until then, I'm just as helpless as a kitten up a tree. So, why don't you sod off?"
"Okay." Faith says nonchalantly and then she starts to walk away.
"Oh, fine! Throw it in my face!" Spike is pissed. Faith faces him again. "Spike's not a threat anymore, I'll turn my back! He can't hurt me."
"Spike?" Finally remembering who he really is. "Spike." She starts to smile as she steps closer to him, until she's standing right in front of him. "William the Bloody with a chip in his head. I kind of love this town." Spike scoffs.
"You know why I really hate you, Summers?"
"'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?" Faith says this cheerfully.
"Well--" He falters. ". . . Yeah, that covers a lot of it."
"'Cause I could do anything I want and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness?" She shrugs. "I mean, I could be rich. I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone." She steps even closer, putting her hands on his chest, their faces only inches apart. Spike backs up, until his back is against a support and Faith stays close. "Even you, Spike." She says this in a voice taking on a sultry tone. "I could ride you at a gallop, until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you, until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't?" Their lips very close, Spike doesn't say anything, but seems very interested in the answer. "Because it's wrong." She chuckles and then steps around him backing off and Spike glares at her with dangerous eyes as she just grins back at him.
"I get this chip out . . . you and me are gonna have a confrontation."
"Count on it." She walks away. In a silent rage, Spike turns back around and then spins and hurls his bottle against the wall, where she had been standing just a moment ago. Still pissed, he turns and stalks across the club towards the door, stepping between a young couple, shoving them roughly aside. Before he can take another step, the implant in his head sends pain shooting through his skull and he raises a hand to his head. As the pain subsides, he continues on his way.
Meanwhile, Buffy (Faith's body) is in a police car. Everything is blurry for a moment and then she quickly remembers something Faith and her did once. She lowers herself down on the seat and hits the wire frame between the front seat and the back seat with her legs really hard. The officers hit the dashboard and crash into a light post.
Buffy quickly hits the window and breaks it. She climbs out and falls on the ground, she then gets up and searches for the keys of the handcuffs on the police officers in the front seat.
Suddenly a red van drives up to the car and some people come out. Buffy runs for it and heads into a cemetery nearby. The guys see her run, but return to their van for more weapons. She runs aimlessly, not looking in front of her and crashes into Spike. Buffy drops the keys and she goes down to get them, but Spike gets them for her.
"What's the rush?" asks Spike.
"Spike, give me the keys," says Buffy. She looks back to see if those guys are following her.
"How do you know my name?"
"I don't have time to play games. Spike, give them to me!" Then they hear some guys running over to them. Buffy turns around and brings Spike with her. The two fall to the ground, with Spike being on top. "Bite me."
"What?"
"Pretend!" The two guys find Spike biting the girl that they were trying to catch. Then the guys were about to stake Spike, when Buffy rolls over with him. Spike sees the stakes hit the ground. The two get up and Buffy gets behind Spike. He then gives her the keys to her cuffs.
"We're from the mother country and we are here to take you back to England, Faith," says one of the guys.
"Faith?" says Spike remembering that name. He looks at her and thinks that she's not all that bad since she just saved him from being staked. "Alright, guys, you're going to have to change your mind." Buffy takes her cuffs off and tosses them over to the head of one of the guys. It knocks him down.
"You little…"
"Watch your tongue," says Buffy coming from behind Spike and kicking the second guy's ass. Spike watches her and he sees Buffy. Her moves are identical to hers. "Thanks for the keys." Buffy tosses the keys to Spike again. "Could you cuff them together?" Buffy heads running down the cemetery. Spike tilts his head as she exits the cemetery and then he decides to follow her orders and cuff the two guys together on a tree. He then throws away the keys really far and walks away.
"What am I going to do?" asks Buffy to herself. "Okay, Buffy, think." She walks down the sidewalk of her neighborhood and passes Xander's house. "Xander. He can help. I hope." She quickly heads over to Xander's basement and knocks on the door. No one answers and she knocks harder. She puts her head next to the door to hear what's going on in there, but all she could hear was silence.
"Don't tell me he's asleep." Buffy then decides to do the Faith thing. She kicks the door open and walks inside. Xander and Anya see the door fall down the stairs and freak out. When Xander sees Faith he really freaks.
"Faith," says Xander. "You've escaped."
"That's Faith?" says Anya. She gets off the bed, with the blanket wrapped around her. Xander grabs a pillow to cover himself. "Look, sister, Xander is mine now, okay?"
"Honey, I don't think that's such a good idea."
"Sorry about this," says Buffy as she punches Anya in the face and she falls to the ground unconscious. "Xander, I need your help."
"What?" Xander gets up with his pillow covering his prized possession. "Faith, we had great times and all, but you just don't come barging into my basement, punch my girlfriend, and ask me for help. It really doesn't work like that."
"Xander, it's me, Buffy!"
"You're Buffy?"
Okay, so I need to continue and I will. As long as I get at least three reviews. Please.