Hey! Wassup guys! Err… yeah… I know this is done many times before but I'm going to make one. Yay! So the first one is:
What if… Near ate his toys?(Lame, I know)
~Somewhere in Wammy's House, 2 years before the Kira Case~
Throughout the whole building, the children could hear the thumping noises of footsteps.
"YA STUPID FLUFFY WHITE ALBINO SHEEP!" Mello shouted as he barged into Near's room.
Near quickly dropped the Transformer toy he was playing with and stared at Mello.
"What?" He deadpanned at him.
"TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU HID THE CHOCOLATE!"
"Please, I did it for your wellbeing, eating so much chocolate is bad for you."
"NO IS IT NOT! GIVE ME FIVE REASONS AS TO WHY CHOCOLATE IS BAD AND I WON'T SHOVE THIS TRANFORMER TOY DOWN YOUR MOUTH!"
"Simple, chocolate contains high levels of oxalate conent, dangerous levels of lead, can make you fat, contains anandamide and they have Phenylethylamine."
"WHY DID YOU TELL ME!" Mello screamed at Near's face and held him up by the collar of his pyjamas.
" IT WAS A RHETORICAL STATEMENT!" Mells shrieked as he stuffed the transformer toy down his throat.
~Present Time~
"And that is why I eat toys," Near finished as he gobbled up another deck of cards.
The SPK looked at each other in confusion but shrugged it off.
Finito
Short, but it's a drabble so be quiet.
If you have any ideas on what to write next chapter, feel free to tell me.
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