This story is a one shot. Had a strange thought and started to type it out. Hope you enjoy a Weyoun/Kira story. I own nothing of the Star Trek world. Please review! If I get five off this chapter I'll continue to write more. If not enjoy anyway.

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Kira usually never drank so much but she needed to escape for a while. Things were going south with plans for sabotaging the work to take down the mine field. Everything was going wrong and Dukat was driving her crazy with his endless harassment.

Quark tried to cut her off but was threatened with bodily harm if he tried it again. This lasted until closing time and he politely asked her to leave. She refused to leave without another drink and started to get argumentative. He wasn't angry with her because he knew she was only trying to cope with things.

He looked at the entrance and saw Weyoun watching the scene with interest. He walked in to see what the problem was.

"Is there a problem here?"

Quark wasn't sure what to say. "She had too much to drink that's all. I'll help her to her quarters."

"No…Quirk…I get homishiff." She lost her balance but recovered.

Weyoun was glad he was given the gift to control his emotions or he would have laughed at her. "Major?" He spoke in a very soft voice. "I'll take you to your quarters. I'll even have Quark send some wine for you to drink there. It will be my gift to you for all your hard work." He held out his hand for her to take.

All she could do was nod and she fell towards him. Vorta were graceful by nature and he held her with little problem. It wasn't long before they reached her quarters and entered. He placed her on the couch and made to leave but a hand grabbed his wrist and wouldn't let go.

"Don't go…I need you." She almost pulled him down but was stronger than he looked.

"No you need to sleep." He tried to detangle himself from her but found that Kira was not as inebriated as she looked.

Kira stood up and began to pull at his clothing, growing more and more frustrated when he tried to get her hands from his outer shirt.

"Major that's quite enough! I'm leaving now." He pushed her to the couch but she tripped him and in the process and he landed on top of her.

"That's more like it." She wrapped her legs around him pinning him to her.

Her hands were caught and he pinned them above her head. That action only caused her to moan as she moved against him hoping to get some reaction from him.

He could very well give her what she wanted but didn't want an irate Major the next day. Though he could use it against Dukat for weeks if he found out.

"Major…"

"Nyres, call me Nyres."

"Nyres, are you sure about this? Once I start I will not stop. You'll remember in the morning."

She moved against him once again as her answer.

"Very well." He moved his hands to the side of her head and focused. This took a lot of concentration and really had to want to do this. He released a chemical through his hands that went into her skin. Within minutes she was fast asleep. It was not a common talent amongst Vorta as there was usually never any use in trying to put someone you are talking with to sleep.

He got up and wondered what he was going to do. Then a smile came to his face and went to the bedroom. He moved the sheets as if she had a wild tumble in them and tossed a pillow across the room. Next he lifted her sleeping form onto the bed and undressed her throwing her clothing randomly across the room leaving her tunic and top in the living room.

She positioned her in the covers on her stomach and smiled. Now he had to leave an item of clothing here to make her believe that he was here. He half undressed and left his underwear tossing it on her prayer mandella in her room.

He left the room with a smile on his face knowing how awkward she was going to be around him. She was so inebriated that she wouldn't remember any details and if Dukat found out about it then that will be all the more entertaining.

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The next morning was hell as Kira walked into OPS. Her head was pounding and everything seemed so loud. Oh, how much did she drink? She woke up naked and the bed looked as if she had a rather wild time with someone. But who? All she saw was a pair of underwear hanging from her prayer mandella.

She was called into a meeting shortly after that, that went on for hours. At the end Weyoun pulled her aside in private. "Major you look horrible this morning. Perhaps you should take the day off. I am sure that someone else can cover your duties for the day."

"Thank you but I'll manage Weyoun."

He gave a small laugh. "Very well, oh another thing Major." He looked a little embarrassed and spoke softly. "You could dispose of my item of clothing I left in your quarters in any manner you see fit. I am sorry I left in such a hurry in the morning….I had duties."

Kira turned white. "Oh, yes. I'll do that. Excuse me."

It took all of his control not to laugh out loud before she left the room and the door closed behind her. He truly enjoyed his private little joke.

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