A/N: I wrote this for the MCBC Christmas parody contest. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You would think that we wouldn't have to write these, this being F A N f I c t I o n . n e t , but I guess that we have to. So I don't own it, blah blah blah.
Dedicated to the girls at MCBC, particularly the JFC. Long live Jesse!
"The Day Adam Went Crazy"
Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic
Sung by Jesse wearing a Santa hat, since I couldn't fit him or the hat into the song. He is also playing guitar.
"Down at the Mission
Everyone's collection toys
For the poor Christmas girls
And the poor Christmas boys
When Adam busted in
Nearly scared 'em half to death
With a big laser gun
And lots of sugar on his breath
From his head to his toes
He was covered in ammo
Like a real crazy and hyper
Yuletide Rambo
And that's when he said
With a twinkle in his eye
"Feliz Navidad to all (a/n: this is Jesse singing after all)
Now you're all going to die!"
The day
Adam went crazy
The day
Adam went insane
Realized he's just
Comic relief
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain
Well the Mission is gone now
He zapped it with lasers
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Mr. Paul Slater
And he tied up the Sisters
And he held the teachers hostage
And ground up poor old Dom into
Father sausage!
He got Kelly and Debbie
with an old German luger
Yeah he killed them all just like Freddy Kruger
And he took out a flamethrower
And he barbecued Brad
And Suze went up to him and said,
"Yay! I'm glad!"
The day
Adam went crazy
The day McTavish went nuts
Can't hardly walk round the
Mission at all
Without stepping in Slater's guts
Call the Carmel police
and the FBI
There are federal agents
circling in helicopters round the sky
Yeah and everyone's dying
The body count's rising
And everyone's dying to know
Why Adam why?
My, my, my, my, my, my, my,
You used to be such a
Real cool guy
Yes, Susannah,
Now Adam's doing time
Down at Carmel jail
For his infamous crime
Hey, mediator friend,
Don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior
In 700 more years!
But Kelly's in therapy
And Debbie's still nervous
And the Sisters got jobs workin' for the
Postal service
And Cee Cee Webb, she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer, negotiating the
movie rights
All about
The day Adam went crazy
The day McTavish flipped
Was tired just being
Comic relief
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped.
Woah!
The day Adam went crazy
The day Adam went insane
Realized he's just
Comic relief
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain
Woah!
Somethin' finally must have snapped
in his brain
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