Camping Fun
Summery
Akatsuki + 3 crazy 15 yr olds = HOLY SHIZ BOMB! What will happen when the Akatsuki, crash 3 Narutards camping trip? Will love spring up or will the 3 girls drive then nuts? HidanxOc TobixOc ItatchixOc, CRACK FIC! Rated T for our lovable Jashinist.
Chapter 1 too many ppls POVs!
Sup peeps! Tis one of my Naru storys! SO BE NICE! Jk! Ok first off, thank u for clicking my story, u rock for that! –Gives u cupcakes- and second, I got back from me sisters camping party thing round the beginning of July and decided to write an Akatsuki/OC camping story! Yes it took me this long to put it up, don't hate me hate my computer! Stupid dial up! Anyway if u sees spelling errors please inform me! I shall try my best to fix them! Yosh! Gomen if my summery was bad…summary's not my forte…ANYWHO! This story consists of me and my friends and our fav characters! Yesh! They ish our real names and nicknames but our appearances have been altered. Any way I should prob stop ranting and get on with the story…
Hidan: that would be f*cking nice!
Me: HIDAN! STFU AND BE NICE!
Hidan: Y THE F*CH SHOULD I?
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Me/Hidan: STFU TOBI!
Me: ON WIT THE SHOW SLASH STORY SLASH PLAY THINGY MA BERB!
A curly red haired wight eyed girl was sitting in a chair under the shade of a weeping willow tree reading a Naruto manga. That's me; my friends were still asleep in the tent, even tho it was past the crack of noon. I yond and flipped a page in my book. A zipping sound made me look up and I watched a WIGHT freckle skinned black haired, violet eyed girl stumble out and trip over the tent string. She landed on her face and the girl behind her laughed. Her wight with green streaks shoulder length hair was in a frizz, and her bright green eyes had bags under them. Her cheeks were dusted with freckles like the other girls but not as many. The girl who tripped stood up and brushed herself off, her wight skin tinted pink with a sun burn. She looked up and grinned.
"Morning Kit Kat-Chan!" she yelled walking over and sitting at the pick nick bench. The wight haired girl walked out and waved at me.
"Morning Kat." She stretched and yond. Her name was Kylie Erickson, we like to call her Kiwi, don't know y or how it happened but we've called her it for so long that it just comes naturally. The wight skinned girl was Shanelle Claeys, we call her Smile 'cause she's all smiles, and my name was Kathryn Claeys, Shanelle calls me Kit Kat or Neko and Kylie calls me Kat. Shanelle and I are cousins but we act more like twins.
Were 3 best friends on an all summer camping trip, we scraped and saved all fall and winter saving up for it, and it took two months to get all our parents to agree to it.
"Afternoon you two, sleep well?" I asked standing up and stretching. I walked over to the pick nick bench and dug in a tub containing the dry foods. I produced a bottle of instant pancake mix, a mini chocolate chip bag and a bottle of pam. I then started breakfast, or in this case…late lunch.
Kylie and Shanelle sat down on the bench and nodded. "Kiwi-Chan snores tho!" Shanelle whined pouting like a 5 yr old not getting a cookie…kind of like Tobi. I smiled and poured some pancake mix on the frying pan. The reason why I'm cooking is because Shanelle once made pudding with water (A/N: this did happen actually…-sweat drop-) and Kylies too lazy to do it.
"I snore? Bull sh*t! You talk in your sleep! Something about flying dismembered arms and Hitler cows that eat your feet…" Kylie trailed off sweat dropping. (A/N: she really does dream about those things.)
Shanelle scowled, crossed her arms and looked away.
"Choca-chip pancake done!" I proclaimed loudly taking 2 and drowning them with maple syrup. O how I love maple syrup but I won't eat it plane…that is nasty! Both Shanelle and Kylie took some and we ate in silence. Which is a big surprise, there's never a quiet moment when u put us 3 together. When we had finished, I cleaned up and put everything back into their designated places.
"Jeez Kat, you're like our mom!" Kylie commented smirking.
"Gee thanks, were has my youth gone eh?" I said in a dry sarcastic tone. Kylie and Shanelle giggled.
"Canadian eh?" we all said together and laughed. I stopped and got rite down to business. "Last one down to the boat is Guy-sencei!"
All 3 of us quickly changed into our swimsuits and ran down to the dock trying to not end up as Guy.
-Naruto world-
"GRANDMA TSUNADE! Are we really getting an S-ranked mission!" a certain blonde shouted barging into the Hokage's office. He was smacked by a pink haired girl wile a pale black haired boy just stood there fake smiling.
"Hokage-sama" A silver haired masked man said appearing at the open window. He was holding an orange book.
Tsunade cleared her throught witch ended the 3 well 2 chunine squabbling. They looked at her expectantly. She sighed and said "We have gotten information about the Akatsuki where about, they seem to be having a meeting in 3 days' time in Amegakure. We want to seize this opportunity to get rid of them for good." She reached into her desk and handed the silver haired man an envelope which held the information of the location. He took it and nodded.
"Our ANBU have been working with a jutsu that sends the Akatsuki to another universe making it impossible for them to return. Activate this scroll and get out of the area as fast as u can. This smoke travels very quickly; if u gets caught in it then I'm going to have to find a new team." Tsunade said darkly making the whole team including the wight haired boy sweat drop.
"You leave in 1 hour."
-time skip and with the Akatsuki-
The whole organization was silent as their leader stood in the middle of the cave, a aura radiating off of him. Nobody spoke. After an hour of silence Pein sighed and in a steely voice said.
"Does anybody know why your all hear?" his gray Rinnagan eyes glaring at everybody.
Kakuzu was the first to speak in his monotone voice. "Because of the lack of jinchuriki being caught."
Silence.
"And why is that?" the leader growled.
"Because of the nine tails Jinchuriki" Kakuzu answered bored.
"And who is in charge of him?" Pein said glaring death at the black haired red eyed Uchiha and the giant blue shark man with a fat sword on his back. Kisame visibly flinched.
The leader sighed and pinched the bridge of his pierced nose. "Kisame, go get rid of our little guest and be quick about it!" The blue fish grinned and disappeared. He reappeared outside of the cave and looked around to find no one. He looked down and raised an eyebrow. A single scroll lay in front of him. He bent and picked it up, it seemed harmless enough but just to be sure he proofed back to where the others were. He handed to scroll to the leader and stepped back to where his partner was.
The leader looked at the scroll and its seal. He was about to destroy it when the scroll sprung open by itself and unrolled revealing a series of complicated jutsu.
"DEMON SCROLL! KILL THE D*MN THING!" Hidan yelled grabbing his triple bladed scythe. Before he could reach it the whole room was filled up with smoke and coughing. Everything went silent.
-With Team Kakashi-
"Sakura will place the scroll at the entrance, when somebody walks out and takes the scroll to their leader then well activate it." The silver haired jonin said. They all nodded and the pink haired girl named Sakura took the scroll and shielding her chakra, she snuck up to the entrance and laid the scroll down. She jumped away and sat down next to her friends. They waited, two minutes later a blue fish face appeared and picked up the scroll. He disappeared and team Kakashi waited half a minute before activating the scroll. Quickly they rushed into the trees and raced away from the cave, the mission a success.
-CUT! END CHAPPIE!-
Oh I hope twas long enough! Please rate and review! HIDAN SAY BY!
H: NO!
M: say it!
H: fine! Your all my b*ches! XD
M: THAT'S NOT WAT I MENT! –Whacks Hidan with a frying pan- Hey that rimed!
H: grrr fine! Ja ne!
M: yay! –gives hidan a bandage and a cupcake-