It was a first time in his life when Dean regretted torching something. But that wasn't an obstacle, because Dean Winchester had a plan how to bring his brother back. And there was no way the plan could fail. Oh, no, there was no power on the Earth or in hell to stop him.

Stage one: find an abandon cottage - accomplished

Fourteen eyes were staring at person who appeared in front of them. He was tall, had a gun in the hand, a big bag in the other hand, and looked like angel of revenge.

"Everybody gets the hell out" yelled Dean to seven homeless people who unfortunately chose this house to spend the night. None wanted to argue with him, his big gun was a sufficient reason.

Stage two: paint the symbols – accomplished

Dean put the paint out of the bag and looked at pictures of the symbols. And it was first time in his life when he regretted not taking art class in school. With wrinkled brows and tongue sticking out of his mouth he started painting on the walls.

Stage three: provide documentary – accomplished

Dean all in black paint stood in front of wall and took picture with his cell phone camera. And he regretted not buying paint in the spray.

Stage four: find right people – accomplished

Ed and Harry disappear when they came to California, but Dean Winchester could find the right grain of sand on the beach right then, so it took him only 15 minutes to locate these two men.

Stage five: persuade people to cooperate with you – accomplished

Ed was looking at Dean with disbelieve and disgust.

"And why would we help you?"

"Yeah, why?" asked Harry.

Dean really wanted to talk about it but he had no time so decided to pull the gun. Harry and Ed both admitted this reason is good enough. And if they regretted they had ever met Dean Winchester they reasonably kept it to themselves.

Stage six: wait for effects – accomplished

It was third night Dean was sitting outside the cottage. The moon was full and night quiet. And he was waiting. So when finally Sam went out from the house, it took Dean a second to stand next to him.

"Dude" Sam whispered "Why do I have big hole in my back?" and fainted.

Stage seven: be happy with effects – in progress

After 48 hours in the hospital and all the doctors' assurance it was a miracle that Sam could live with wound like that, Dean finally could talk with his brother.

"Wait. I don't understand. You used to bring me back. But how?"

"I found a house and made it looked exactly like Mordecai's. And then I persuade Ed and Harry to post photos and my lore on the website."

"You persuade? And what lore?"

"The one where you can bring dead people back in the full moon night if you put the body in the middle of the cottage and put white candle at the left side of the body. And even if cause of dead was stab by knife, the person will be alive."

Dean was really proud of himself.

"And didn't occur to you to add that wounds will heal themselves after the resurrection so I don't have to be at hospital right now"

Dean smiled thinking about all these hot nurses.

"You're welcome, bitch. I'm glad you appreciate all my efforts to bring you back."

"Jerk. And all this time did you hold my body in the trunk? I hope at least you kept in ice. It wasn't…" but Dean didn't listen anymore simply because he wouldn't want to regret he brought his brother back. And he decided, he would buy hamburger with extra onions the first thing tomorrow and then he would hide the food somewhere in Sam's hospital room. And maybe he would shove big heart on Sam's cheek when he would be sleeping. Or he would bring him too little trousers when they would release him from the hospital and make joke about Sam become fat.

Oh yes, Dean definitively was happy seeing his brother back.