A/N: Finally, I'm working on something other than the R.O.W. Manual…I seem to have no sound fic ideas these days except for parodies and that sort of thing…nothing like SPOE R.O.W. Style or A Visit To The Shrine (AH! I now worship all thee as better fic writers than I!). Um, ok, anyway, this is a collection of poems/songs that I wrote/tinkered with for my sister Legato- chan's birthday, which is tomorrow. Or today. Or last week, depending on when you're reading this. Tonikaku, to start this whole thing off:

Never had I chance to see

An androgyny so lovely as thee

So this is a bit of poetry

Dedicated to you, from me.

1 Jingle Bells

O,

Legato-chan, Legato-chan,

As genki as can be

You pretend that you're a man

Oh so prettily

O,

Legato-chan, Legato-chan,

As happy as can be

You do dream of visions so grand

Of fire and misery

Dashing through the fire

On a one-man open melef

Burning your cousin's tires

But no you don't smell it

You just keep on moving

While you're singing a song

It's probably Strawberry Kiss Kiss

From Tokyo Babylon.

Birds and squirrels scream

Let her stop, they pray

For you are screeching once more

In that high-pitched way

Running on the field

After the R.O.W.

You can't help but pout and shout

You put on a good show.

O,

Legato-chan, Legato-chan,

As hyper as can be

She proclaims to all she's tall

And has twenty-two bishies

O,

Legato-chan, Legato-chan,

As silly as can be

Spreading her insane ways

All over Quezon City!