Chapter One

It's Kind of a No-Brainer

"You know, the endangered snipe is one of the 6 most intelligent species on planet Mars…"

"Yeah, oka- what?"

"I said, the endangered snipe is one of the-"

"I know what you said, Hermione…I just didn't understand it…."

"Ron, you're such a douche bag, cheese!"

"Afligido my unicornio necesidad comer ladrón tarta. I'll deber punto esto DERECHO Ahora!"

"I was speaking English the first time!"

"Sí vell yo von't asistencia! Oviously YO vastelling usted hasta cerrar arriba!"

"Seriously, Ron, a German accent? I didn't think that you were immature enough to actually speak SPANISH with a GERMAN accent!"

"YO usted no seas obtener ese en puntual , Voy a ser comprar usted un gatito - gato. y Esperaré hasta que caéis enamorado de ese gatito - gato. y I'll chivato a su casa es , retrasado a noche y día , ponche usted ante!"

"Yeah well, I'M NOT A KITTY-CAT!"

"Uh, hi guys…?"

"Harry, would you tell him to-?"

"ICH gewohnt an essen Erdnuß bestreichen am Badewannen , bis zu mein Stifte bekam besessen am mich. und derzeitig die Zahnarzt wiest rauf und riß raus alle meines Augen Bäusche , Sie f b ****!"

"OOOOOOH, we're speacking GERMAN? Can I play…please?"

"Harry, this is not a game!"

"Wha-what are you talking about?"

"αν και δικό σου αναπνοή μυρίζω αρέσω Voldemort's εσώρουχο does όχι εννοώ ότι εγώ αγαπώ you οποιοσδήποτε λιγότερος τότε έχω πριν. ο οποίος is για this much."

"Waaaaaa!"

"Hermione…?"

"'Mione, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to up-"

"Giê tuo un scintillare - manico , solo IO pensare sei in veritê un zucca noioso Voldemort's biancheria intima. e quello fu un complimento , IO pensare."

"Oh, god, not you too, Harry!"

"Nah, I was just fooling…MOI vraiment semblable à beurre de cacahuète , mais thanksggiving pas mon problème , tellement se remettre de le , vous touché par le sous-emploi singe mégot thanksggiving sentir mauvais semblable à les chaton - chat thanksggiving MOI Noël , mais youdropped dans cette épaisseur de une verte polaire supporter crap,"

"HARRY!"

"It's pas mon tort! I'm coincé ça voie!"

"It's not my fault! I'm stuck this way?"

"Yeah , et égal quoique Ron réfléchir vous sentir mauvais semblable à Grange les Dinosaure I'm pas intérêts tout rancune! pourtant Si le continent , MOI puissance doivent reevalluate. Aussi , versant la remarque , MOI vraiment semblable à cacahuète - beurre - et pee tartine , tellement si quelqu'un pouvions trouver myself une I'd être intérieurement reconnaissant.!"

"Yeah, and even though Ron thinks you smell like Barney the Dinosar, I'm not holding any grudges! yet...If it contines, I might have to reevalluate... Also, side note, I really like peanut-butter- and-pee sandwiches, so if someone could get me one, I'd be internally grateful...!...?"

"Really, Harry? That's disgusting…"

!0 seconds Later

"I'm back to normal…"

"Carl , þessi DREPA fólk! Hvers vegna ert þú yfirbreiðsla þjófur snertið ekki með hrár pixie smjör? Neitun , ÉG don't vilja til hluti með þú! Þú þörf til sjá a skreppa saman! Hvaða , eitthvað sem er bannað ,, þessir stytting á are not eða am not minn snertið ekki , þeir the næstur - dyr - nágranni!"

"Hermione…?"

…To Be Continued…