AN: Takes place just before the mission ' deckers .die' got this idea while playing as my female character and just blowing shit up (as is normal when playing SR:3) Please R&R

Warning: There will be smut in future chapters

Character stats:

Female

Build - Skinny-20% _ Strength-31% _ Sex appeal-80 _ eyes-Dark Blue _ Hair-Anime (Red)

Nick leaned back in his chair and admired his female character who he had just finished clothing in a blue+tan Stylish Steam Punk top, a tan Steam Punk Chic skirt, rebel kid boots in black with can't touch this glasses also black and dominatrix gloves in black. He took hold of his mouse and keyboard then left the shop 'Nobody loves me' seeing the STAG soldiers he had been escaping from and pulling out his level four pistols he started blowing STAG soldiers away, he saw four homies show up in a car and start firing on STAG only to be instantly decimated by a tank he head his character's voice over the explosions "still think I'm just a pretty face?"

he continued playing until his game hit a massive lag spike "fuck sake!" he shouted and kicked his computer which started sparkling and glowing blue "ruh-roh" he said when a deep almost robotic laugh sounded over his headphones "what the-"he started but was cut off when his vision blurred and all he could see was '0's, '1's and the odd '2' thrown in, then they all disappeared as quickly as they had come and he opened his eyes. There he was lying on the floor with explosions sounding behind him, Nick stood up and took in his surroundings and his suspicions were confirmed there in front of him was his character and STAG he had indeed been pulled into Saints Row: The Third, "awesome!" he said aloud walking over to one of the fallen homies and picking up his pistol Nick open fired on the STAG soldiers killing three of them before noticing the car he had been driving in-game, a black Hammerhead with a red racing stripe and red trim, Nick climbed into the car and pulled up alongside his character and said "get in" she looked at Nick then climbed in next to him still firing her gun as soon as her ass hit the chair he was off crashing through police cars, STAG and civilians spraying blood over the bonnet and windscreen, Nick started off to Saints HQ having been there so many times the route was etched into his memory. As they crossed the bridge his character leaned out the window to shoot at the STAG N-Forcers following them, as she leaned out the window Nick couldn't help but stair at her ass colliding with the side of an Emu brought his eyes back to the road.

Nick pulled into the garage and parked, him and his character nicknamed 'the Boss' got out and the car disappeared instantly into the storage, before they entered the elevator the boss turned to Nick and said "so my saviour, what's your name?"

"Nicholas Green" he replied before adding "but call me 'Nick'"

The boss held out her hand and he shook it "Pleasure to meet you Nick" they entered the elevator and as soon as the door closed she added "want to be a member of the Saints?"

"sure, why not?" he answered nonchalantly not looking in her direction, but the boss smiled anyway. They stood in silence as Nick looked at himself in the mirrors lining the walls of the elevator he was wearing a white shirt with a black tie, he also wore blue jeans which hung loosely at his waist and on his feet he had white dad shoes, his brown hair was in spikes that looked like they could skewer a fish and his grass green eyes looked back at him.

The elevator stopped with a ding and they both walked out, then the duo were greeted with the sight of Pierce holding Shaundi back while Josh Birk cowered behind Oleg who stood his ground despite Shaundi's numerous threats the boss spoke up drawing all eyes toward her "Okay, okay break it up love birds" Shaundi glared at the boss with these last words but she continued "this is the new guy Nick"

"Good to meet you!" Oleg said in his accent moving to face Nick

"H-hey" Birk said quietly still cowering behind Oleg

"Whassup" Pierce said with a wave releasing his grip on Shaundi

"Yeah, hey whatever" Shaundi said venting her anger toward Nick "we should be out killing Killbane and dealing with the Deckers, not having a tea gathering with the new recruits"

the boss held her hands out to calm Shaundi "shhhhh, calm down Shaundi we'll get to Killbane as for the Deckers, Oleg did Kinzie get the chair working?"

"Yes she is finishing it off now, if we leave now we should be there by the time she's finished"

"okay, cool. Pierce your with me, you too new guy Oleg stay here and make sure Shaundi doesn't kill Birk" the boss indicated for Pierce and Nick to follow her when the elevator doors closed the last thing they saw was Oleg picking Shaundi up to stop her from getting to Birk

A/N- Okay this was a small chapter and it was kind of rushed, chapter 2 will be longer (hopefully) please R&R