It's Christmas Time

"What do you mean you guys have never celebrated Christmas!" a shocked Sakura asked.

"Hn."

"I am a Jashineist! I don't celebrate Christmas!"

"..."

"Present's cost too much money."

"Christmas is boring there is no BANG! Un."

"Tobi wants to celebrate Christmas!"

"Christmas is too cold it harms plants."

"We are criminals."

"I gave up on trying to get them to celebrate any holiday long ago."

"Do you guys even know what Christmas is?" Sakura asked.

Everyone but Konan shook their heads.

Sakura stared at the 9 S-ranked criminals before finally saying,

"That's it we will be celebrating Christmas."

"What about Leader-sama? He has to approve of this." Kisame answered.

"He will. Trust me you guys will have the best Christmas you have ever had! Or never had…" Sakura said then left heading towards Pein's office.

Knock, knock.

"Who is it?" Pein hissed.

"Sakura. Who else could I be?"

"-Sigh- Come in Sakura."

Sakura entered the room and went right over to the orange haired main with many piercings and said,

"Pein-" she was cut off.

"No."

"But you don't even know what I was going to say!"

"We are NOT having Christmas."

"Please!"

"No."

"But Pein-kun!"

"Don't call me that just because you want something."

"Please Pein-kun. I think that Christmas will be good for us."

"By us I assume you mean the Akatsuki?"

"Yes. Please Pein-kun. If you do this I'll be your best friend." Sakura taunted as she walked over to the chair in which Pein was sitting in.

"I told you already."

"Please." Sakura rapped her arms around Pein's neck.

"Sakura…"

"Come on, one little Christmas won't be bad."

"…"

"Please Pein-kun." Sakura whispered in his ear.

"Fine."

"Yay!"

"I hate it when you torture me like that."

Sakura didn't hear the comment for she was too busy running around telling everyone that there will be Christmas.

"So much to do, so much to do. I have to make a list!" Sakura ran into her room to get out a piece of paper and pen and started to write down what she had to do and get for the special Christmas

Get Christmas lights

Get Christmas ornaments

Bake food and desserts

Buy confetti

Buy decorations

Find Christmas tree

Decorate tree

Decorate room

Buy presents

Wrap presents

"Okay now that the list is done time to get started!" Sakura cheered

"Where to find Christmas lights…"

Sakura went to the Akatsuki attic and dug around for about an hour until she finally found those green and red lights that Tobi used to light Zetsu up not so long ago.

"Now to find Christmas ornaments! I think Tobi has those!" and off she went to Tobi's room.

Knock, knock.

Tobi opens the door.

"Hi hi Blossom-chan! What is Blossom-chan doing at Tobi's room?"

"Hi Tobi, I was wondering if you still have those ornaments you put on Sasori's puppets."

"Sorry Blossom-chan. Sasori-sempai took them away from Tobi."

And off Sakura went to Sasori's room.

Knock, knock.

"I'm busy!" then Sasori opens the door.

"Oh, I'm sorry Sakura. I didn't know it was you. Anyway what do you need?"

"Do you still have the ornaments that Tobi put on your puppets?"

Sasori nodded his head and went into his room only to come back with a big box of colorful ornaments.

"here." He handed them to Sakura.

"Why do you want these?" he asked.

"Pein said I could make you guys have a good Christmas."

"But Konan has been trying to convince Pein to do that for years."

"Guess he finally gave in! Bye-bye!"

Sakura ran to the kitchen where she bumped into Kisame.

"Whoa kiddo watch where you're going."

"Sorry Kisame. I'm going to make a Christmas dinner for tomorrow, could you please help me?"

Kisame laughed a friendly laugh.

"Sure kid." And so they started to make the special Christmas dinner.

After the Christmas dinner was finished Sakura went out and bought confetti and decorations. Now she had to find a Christmas tree.

"Who would have a Christmas tree…? I know!"

Sakura ran off to Zetsu's garden where she knew he would be.

"Zetsu-san?"

"Yes?"

"Do you have like a pine tree or something?"

"Yes I do Sakura-san fallow me."

Zetsu gave her the perfect Christmas tree and so she took the tree to the living room where Christmas will be held, and set it down then ran off to Konan's room.

Knock, knock

"What is it Sakura-san?" Konan asked as she opened the door.

"I was going to ask if you would help me decorate the new Christmas tree and the living room."

"Why of course."

And so they went to decorate the Christmas tree using all of the ornaments given to her by Sasori with an origami star on top added and made by Konan. The room was decorated with red white and green streamers along with a bunch of Christmas stickers and one big sign saying "MERRY CHRISTMAS". It looked very Christmassy.

Now for the presents.

Sakura went out and bought everyone a present.

For Tobi she got a big orange lollipop, for Kisame she got 50 bottles of sake, for Sasori she got a puppet kit, for Deidara she got a bunch of dynamite and other explosives, for Hidan she got some weird Jashineist necklace, for Kakuzu she's just going to give him 4,000 dollars she stole from some rich guy with a big mouth, for Zetsu she got a bunch of different flowers and plants, for Itachi she got some of his favorite books, for Konan she got an origami kit, and for Pein she got a very powerful weapon called a Kazai (I totally made that up).

It took her hours to wrap all the presents. Especially the Kazai for the red blade kept cutting out of the wrapper. But she still finished and now she had to wait till tomorrow to see everyone's reaction.

*the next day*

Sakura woke up and then woke everyone else up too.

They all went into the living room and when they saw it Sakura laughed at their expressions.

"Merry Christmas everyone! I got you all presents!" Everyone ran to the tree and opened their presents and they all seemed to like what they got.

"Thank you Sakura-chan!" everyone shouted.

"Yes. Thank you Sakura-chan."Pein came up from behind her and handed her a present. She opened it and saw a Cheery blossom necklace. Pein helped her put it on.

"Thank you Pein-kun." And she kissed his cheek.

"Hey! We have presents to give her to un!" Deidara shouted. Then everyone lined up in front of Sakura and gave her their gifts.

Sasori's gift was cherry hairclip which was one of her favorites along with Deidara's, which was a blossom head band, and with Itachi's, which was a pink bracelet, and Hidan's gift which was a pink kunai pouch.

They all helped her put her new gifts on and she could have sworn she heard Pein growl when Hidan helped put her gift on, though of course he did touch her butt so he could help put the pouch on.

Either way it was a very merry Christmas!

**Next chapter…

Halloween!

…They're not going in order**