Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! And even trying to buy the rights with
my sister's, cousin's and my own education account, I would only be able to
affor buying Téa. See? There are worst things that not owning Yu-Gi-Oh!
CMG: Hello there! This is my newest invention! Night Visions with the Yu-Gi- Oh! Cast. In this first Night Visions episode we will torture Yami Bakura a bit, so check it out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's a background style-like the Darkness Field Yami Bakura used against Yugi, you know the open mouths with eyes inside thing? Ok back to this. Yami Yugi comes out wearing black tight pants and a black tight shirt, looking pretty much like the Night Visions creepy guy.
Yami Yugi: Yami Bakura used to be a normal pervert yami. He had a normal life with his normal hikari. He did the normal things a normal yami would do in a normal day. But Yami Bakura is about to face the worst of the punishment for any human being. Will he learn the lesson? *makes a serious face*
CARD CAPTOR BAKURA
Yami Bakura: *looking around the house, desperate* Holy Shit! Where the hell did Ryou left those freaking magazines?
*Flashback*
Ryou: Bakura, the hell with you, gimme those dirty magazines, you perv. Get back here so I can teach you how to read. *muttering* Freaking analphabet.
*End of Flashback*
Yami Bakura: Ha! *smiles* Here they are. Hiding them in the freezer, how disgusting! *sits on the nearest chair and starts looking at the porn magazine* Mmm, I don't like this girl... *changing pages* no... no...no...no...ew! NO!... ah, this one is much better!
The "girl'' has long, silver hair and almond eyes and is wearing a three leave on "her'' 'private part', looking pretty much like... er.. Ryou!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, I like this one, what's her name? *tries to read* The... N-n-nar-r-o-w-w, The Narrow!
In the moment he says the name of the girl, a strong wind blows inside the house and the magazine falls to the ground. Suddenly, the magazine starts lifting and from underneath comes Yugi, dressed in yellow, with a long fluffy tail and wide, yellow ears. Bakura gets scared.
Yugi: *creepy voice* Who has awoken me??
Yami Bakura: Fuck Yugi! You scared the shit out of me!
Yugi: I'm not Yugi. I'm the keeper of the Blow Cards, created by Blow Mee, the magician. But seems you dork opened the Blow Book.
Yami Bakura: Nuh-uh, I was just watchin' this naked girl. *shows the picture to Yugi*
Yugi: That's no girl, that tseems like Bakura to me.
Yami Bakura: O_o, yeah! What on Ra's name is Ryou doing in a dirty magazine!?
Yugi: Dunno, what on Ra's name are you doing looking at dirty magazine...
Yami Bakura: *innocent face* Dunno...
Yugi: *_* Anyhow, you released the power inside the cards and now you have to capture them and put them back in the book before the Blow Cards cause pervertion and caos and lead to the world destruction!!!
Yami Bakura: O- -Ok.
Yugi: *walking towards him* Here, take this. *hands him a pink key chain with little wings on the sides*
Yami Bakura: o_o
Yugi: Asshole! This is a Sealing Wand, with this you will capture all the Blow Cards that you fucking dispersed around the world! Pretends to be a small key, but it's not...
Yami Bakura: 0_0
Yugi: Butthead! When you feel the presence of a Blow Card, you say this: *prepares voice*
Key of the Blow
Power of glow Power of low Surrender the wand The force ignite Release!!
Yami Bakura: O_O
Yugi: Bastard! You released the cards inside, now you have to seal them!
Yami Bakura: No, little, yellow fetish, I didn't released the cards, I released LOOKING at one of the cards. *evil grin*
Yugi: That just does it Bakura, I'm calling Child Services and they'll take Ryou away from your nasty hands...
Yami Bakura: Okay, okay, give me the rod, I'll capture your fucking cards...
Suddenly, a silvery-haired, pale "girl'' runs by, having an orgasm and screaming.
Yugi: That´s a Blow card! Capture it! Capture it!
Yami Bakura: *trembling* I´m coming, I´m coming... *is running towards the card and suddenly stops and looks at Yugi who is staring at him creepily* I didn't mean that kind of coming, you ass!
Yugi: Realease the Sealing Wand!!
Yami Bakura: What was it... hum... Power of glow... give me a blow... shake it slow... release!
The key does nothing.
Yami Bakura: Fucking key, open up dammit! *the key transforms* good now... *runs towards the screaming bitch* Blow Card go back to your fucking page on the book!!!
The "girl'' screams some more and then is swallowed into a card, the card flyes to Bakura's hands. Yugi walks towards Bakura.
Yugi: Great job, Bakura!
Yami Bakura: *staring at the card, which has Ryou in a nutty position and with the mouth open* Wow! The first Blow card I capture! This one is called... Th-he L-l-ou-u-d, The Loud!
Yugi: *pats Bakura, crying proudly* I'm proud Bakura! *sniff, sniff* Now you are officially Card Captor Bakura!
Yami Bakura: Good, now get your ass out of my house, cause I'm going to watch T.V and drink a beer. *shakes lil Yugi off*
Yugi: No you won't! There are like hundreds of Blow Cards to seal! And it was you perv who released them so get your ass working.
Téa suddenly comes running by.
Téa: Oh! Yami Bakura! Yami Bakura! My friend! I've heard you've became a Card Captor! I'm so honored to be your friend!
Yami Bakura: Okay Téa, first of all, I'm not your fucking friend, I don't want to be your friend and may Ra be mercy enough to kill me if I actually become your friend. Second, who the hell told you that shit anout the card- whatever? Was it this little brat? *points at Yugi* Cause if it was him I promiss I´ll kill you both.
Yugi: Hey! I've been here all along, with you dork, don't ya remember?
Yami Bakura: @_@
Téa: *smiling and twirling Yugi's fluffy tail* Nope, *hopping* I saw it on the news!
Yami Bakura: The news? *_*
Téa: yeah! I have cameras in everyone of my friends' houses. I like to keep in touch with them. Yours is right there. *points at an artificial plant*
Yami Bakura: You are sick! Even more sick than Yami Malik and me together! You are the sickest! Téa: Thanks friend! Anyhow, I brought you this, just for you to look pretty while card capturing. *hands him a pink outfit, lots of ribbons and pink strings*
Yugi: O_O
Yami Bakura: Could this be any worse?
Téa: *draws a camera out* By the way, I'm your newest, lesbian, obsessed with you, best friend... *smiling*
Yami Bakura: *mutters* No Ra, have I been so mean?
Yugi: Uh-oh.
Yami Yugi: *very serious and misterious* Can Yami Bakura handle the Car Captor profession? Will he be able to seal all the Blow cards? Will he be wearing the odd outfit? Is he really an analphabet? Stay here, confront your fears. On the next episode Card Captor Bakura will meet his Nemesis, Card Captor Lik Ishtar. *looking gay*
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Back in the radio-cabin-alike-place.
CMG: Well that was the first part of the first night Visions episode. On the next one we will torture Yami Bakura a bit more and Malik too.
Yami Bakura: You are really some crazy bitch! Téa as Madison (aka Tomoyo), the little girl with the camera? I mean I can stand being a Card Captor, I can stand dressing weird outfits, but Téa! WHY!!!
Yugi: Is the law of nature. I'm some fluff weird flying thingy.
Yami Bakura: Yah, but Téa?!
CMG: Just drop dead, Bakura, you are not getting out of this one.
Yami Bakura: Just one question, why me? Why not the pharaoh?
Yami: *feet over the table, wearing sunglasses* That couldn't happen, I'm just too sexy for a simple Card Captor.
Yami Bakura: Why not Ishtar? Malik: CMG is a Malik lover, she wouldn't do such a nasty thing to me.
CMG: Oh, I will, just that your name rhymed with Sakura. Thats it.
Ryou: Will I be in this story?
CMG: Sure honey, no suffering this time.
Ryou: ^_^
Malik: Why the pharaoh gets to be the host?
Téa: *outside the cabin, glancing through the glass door* Hey guys... this door is locked again! I'm left out by accident again!
Yami: *standing up* Well, I'm the pharaoh, I'm just too sexy, perfect host. *pulls down the roller blind of the glass were Téa is pleading* *mutters* Too sexy...
Yami Malik: Can I get the honours again?
CMG: Sure, go ahead.
Yami Malik: *lights go out* *spooky voice* Read and Review or I.... I.... I'll kill ya... Mwuahahahahahaha...
Yami Bakura: *turns light on* What the fuck?!
Malik: Yeah! What the fuck Yami Malik! Get outta here! *all throw tomatoes at him except the pharaoh*
Yami: *muttering and smiling* Too sexy... hehe.. too sexy...
CMG: Hello there! This is my newest invention! Night Visions with the Yu-Gi- Oh! Cast. In this first Night Visions episode we will torture Yami Bakura a bit, so check it out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's a background style-like the Darkness Field Yami Bakura used against Yugi, you know the open mouths with eyes inside thing? Ok back to this. Yami Yugi comes out wearing black tight pants and a black tight shirt, looking pretty much like the Night Visions creepy guy.
Yami Yugi: Yami Bakura used to be a normal pervert yami. He had a normal life with his normal hikari. He did the normal things a normal yami would do in a normal day. But Yami Bakura is about to face the worst of the punishment for any human being. Will he learn the lesson? *makes a serious face*
CARD CAPTOR BAKURA
Yami Bakura: *looking around the house, desperate* Holy Shit! Where the hell did Ryou left those freaking magazines?
*Flashback*
Ryou: Bakura, the hell with you, gimme those dirty magazines, you perv. Get back here so I can teach you how to read. *muttering* Freaking analphabet.
*End of Flashback*
Yami Bakura: Ha! *smiles* Here they are. Hiding them in the freezer, how disgusting! *sits on the nearest chair and starts looking at the porn magazine* Mmm, I don't like this girl... *changing pages* no... no...no...no...ew! NO!... ah, this one is much better!
The "girl'' has long, silver hair and almond eyes and is wearing a three leave on "her'' 'private part', looking pretty much like... er.. Ryou!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, I like this one, what's her name? *tries to read* The... N-n-nar-r-o-w-w, The Narrow!
In the moment he says the name of the girl, a strong wind blows inside the house and the magazine falls to the ground. Suddenly, the magazine starts lifting and from underneath comes Yugi, dressed in yellow, with a long fluffy tail and wide, yellow ears. Bakura gets scared.
Yugi: *creepy voice* Who has awoken me??
Yami Bakura: Fuck Yugi! You scared the shit out of me!
Yugi: I'm not Yugi. I'm the keeper of the Blow Cards, created by Blow Mee, the magician. But seems you dork opened the Blow Book.
Yami Bakura: Nuh-uh, I was just watchin' this naked girl. *shows the picture to Yugi*
Yugi: That's no girl, that tseems like Bakura to me.
Yami Bakura: O_o, yeah! What on Ra's name is Ryou doing in a dirty magazine!?
Yugi: Dunno, what on Ra's name are you doing looking at dirty magazine...
Yami Bakura: *innocent face* Dunno...
Yugi: *_* Anyhow, you released the power inside the cards and now you have to capture them and put them back in the book before the Blow Cards cause pervertion and caos and lead to the world destruction!!!
Yami Bakura: O- -Ok.
Yugi: *walking towards him* Here, take this. *hands him a pink key chain with little wings on the sides*
Yami Bakura: o_o
Yugi: Asshole! This is a Sealing Wand, with this you will capture all the Blow Cards that you fucking dispersed around the world! Pretends to be a small key, but it's not...
Yami Bakura: 0_0
Yugi: Butthead! When you feel the presence of a Blow Card, you say this: *prepares voice*
Key of the Blow
Power of glow Power of low Surrender the wand The force ignite Release!!
Yami Bakura: O_O
Yugi: Bastard! You released the cards inside, now you have to seal them!
Yami Bakura: No, little, yellow fetish, I didn't released the cards, I released LOOKING at one of the cards. *evil grin*
Yugi: That just does it Bakura, I'm calling Child Services and they'll take Ryou away from your nasty hands...
Yami Bakura: Okay, okay, give me the rod, I'll capture your fucking cards...
Suddenly, a silvery-haired, pale "girl'' runs by, having an orgasm and screaming.
Yugi: That´s a Blow card! Capture it! Capture it!
Yami Bakura: *trembling* I´m coming, I´m coming... *is running towards the card and suddenly stops and looks at Yugi who is staring at him creepily* I didn't mean that kind of coming, you ass!
Yugi: Realease the Sealing Wand!!
Yami Bakura: What was it... hum... Power of glow... give me a blow... shake it slow... release!
The key does nothing.
Yami Bakura: Fucking key, open up dammit! *the key transforms* good now... *runs towards the screaming bitch* Blow Card go back to your fucking page on the book!!!
The "girl'' screams some more and then is swallowed into a card, the card flyes to Bakura's hands. Yugi walks towards Bakura.
Yugi: Great job, Bakura!
Yami Bakura: *staring at the card, which has Ryou in a nutty position and with the mouth open* Wow! The first Blow card I capture! This one is called... Th-he L-l-ou-u-d, The Loud!
Yugi: *pats Bakura, crying proudly* I'm proud Bakura! *sniff, sniff* Now you are officially Card Captor Bakura!
Yami Bakura: Good, now get your ass out of my house, cause I'm going to watch T.V and drink a beer. *shakes lil Yugi off*
Yugi: No you won't! There are like hundreds of Blow Cards to seal! And it was you perv who released them so get your ass working.
Téa suddenly comes running by.
Téa: Oh! Yami Bakura! Yami Bakura! My friend! I've heard you've became a Card Captor! I'm so honored to be your friend!
Yami Bakura: Okay Téa, first of all, I'm not your fucking friend, I don't want to be your friend and may Ra be mercy enough to kill me if I actually become your friend. Second, who the hell told you that shit anout the card- whatever? Was it this little brat? *points at Yugi* Cause if it was him I promiss I´ll kill you both.
Yugi: Hey! I've been here all along, with you dork, don't ya remember?
Yami Bakura: @_@
Téa: *smiling and twirling Yugi's fluffy tail* Nope, *hopping* I saw it on the news!
Yami Bakura: The news? *_*
Téa: yeah! I have cameras in everyone of my friends' houses. I like to keep in touch with them. Yours is right there. *points at an artificial plant*
Yami Bakura: You are sick! Even more sick than Yami Malik and me together! You are the sickest! Téa: Thanks friend! Anyhow, I brought you this, just for you to look pretty while card capturing. *hands him a pink outfit, lots of ribbons and pink strings*
Yugi: O_O
Yami Bakura: Could this be any worse?
Téa: *draws a camera out* By the way, I'm your newest, lesbian, obsessed with you, best friend... *smiling*
Yami Bakura: *mutters* No Ra, have I been so mean?
Yugi: Uh-oh.
Yami Yugi: *very serious and misterious* Can Yami Bakura handle the Car Captor profession? Will he be able to seal all the Blow cards? Will he be wearing the odd outfit? Is he really an analphabet? Stay here, confront your fears. On the next episode Card Captor Bakura will meet his Nemesis, Card Captor Lik Ishtar. *looking gay*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back in the radio-cabin-alike-place.
CMG: Well that was the first part of the first night Visions episode. On the next one we will torture Yami Bakura a bit more and Malik too.
Yami Bakura: You are really some crazy bitch! Téa as Madison (aka Tomoyo), the little girl with the camera? I mean I can stand being a Card Captor, I can stand dressing weird outfits, but Téa! WHY!!!
Yugi: Is the law of nature. I'm some fluff weird flying thingy.
Yami Bakura: Yah, but Téa?!
CMG: Just drop dead, Bakura, you are not getting out of this one.
Yami Bakura: Just one question, why me? Why not the pharaoh?
Yami: *feet over the table, wearing sunglasses* That couldn't happen, I'm just too sexy for a simple Card Captor.
Yami Bakura: Why not Ishtar? Malik: CMG is a Malik lover, she wouldn't do such a nasty thing to me.
CMG: Oh, I will, just that your name rhymed with Sakura. Thats it.
Ryou: Will I be in this story?
CMG: Sure honey, no suffering this time.
Ryou: ^_^
Malik: Why the pharaoh gets to be the host?
Téa: *outside the cabin, glancing through the glass door* Hey guys... this door is locked again! I'm left out by accident again!
Yami: *standing up* Well, I'm the pharaoh, I'm just too sexy, perfect host. *pulls down the roller blind of the glass were Téa is pleading* *mutters* Too sexy...
Yami Malik: Can I get the honours again?
CMG: Sure, go ahead.
Yami Malik: *lights go out* *spooky voice* Read and Review or I.... I.... I'll kill ya... Mwuahahahahahaha...
Yami Bakura: *turns light on* What the fuck?!
Malik: Yeah! What the fuck Yami Malik! Get outta here! *all throw tomatoes at him except the pharaoh*
Yami: *muttering and smiling* Too sexy... hehe.. too sexy...