I think most people wonder how to kill a person who's already dead. I guess the kiddies who tried to kill me a while ago thought they had it all figured out, but, yeah, since I'm still here, they failed.
As if I would let that idiot Edward and his lunatic family kill a hunter like me. It's a joke, really.
Though, there are some very nice benefits coming from being assumed to be dead, or, dead in the sense that you're not walking around, and that is that everyone else thinks you're gone forever, and it's like I'm getting a new chance to make sure I wont do the same mistakes that got me "killed" again.
So, what is the first thing on my to-do-list? Get a haircut? A tan? Or maybe eat… a lot… Of course, if I chose the last option, and decide to eat, that means killing some innocent people, and that not right. Right? Hah, who am I kidding, it would be great to feel some human flesh as I grace my lips over their neck, hear their heartbeat raise in fear of not knowing what I'm going to do, and then let my teeth sink into their skin and feel the blood fill me up. I'll tell you, there's no greater feeling than that. Or wait, I lied. There is one thing sweeter, one thing bigger than anything in this pathetic world. Revenge…
Now I'm thinking, how can I possibly get revenge on the people who killed me? Well, actually, I don't care so much about the other Cullens, but it's that damn, lovesick, sad excuse of a vampire, Edward, that I just can't stand. And that snack of his, the girl, what I wouldn't do to take her last breath from her.
So, I guess I need a plan. I'd love to fight that idiot again, but I'll have to admit, he's fast, and strong, and I have no clue what he is fighting for. Her? She's just food on legs to me. But I'm not naïve as they are, I know I can't hurt him by punching his teeth out, make him pay for what he did to me with a high speed fight. I have to find his weak spot, and the good thing is, he's not hiding it very well. Aren't I a lucky one? This sick and twisted game they're playing, thinking he can love someone, a human? Who does he think he is? He's an animal, just like I am. I know he'll show his true colors at some point, but nice as I am, I'm not going to wait for nature to take it's course. The girl, Bella, she's just making up this fairytale about vampires being able to love someone, and I guess it's all the romantic stories that's been told over centuries, and I hate it. I hate her. She… she brings out something in me, and I just can't put my finger on it, and I can't let it go until I know for sure that she doesn't have a single drop of blood left in that body of hers.