Disclaimer: I dont own The characters in this story. Stephenie Meyer does! Pleez Enjoy and review.
Edward POV
I sat with the light that shines on the evil darkness of the night, my lovely Bella. I looked at her and her beauty. So, beautiful. "Ugh, Ed, will you stop feeling so lovey dovey? this is why I don't like being in the same room as you." Jasper said, annoyance in his eyes. Bella blushed that beautiful red I love. "Jasper, if you hate me feeling this way, go somewhere else." I glared at him. WHATEVER!! YOU STUPID PRUDE!! he thought really loudly. "Shut up Jasper" I responded. Alice sat up from where she was. "Eddie, did we ever buy cheese-its?" She asked me. I glared at her. "Don't call me Eddie," I hissed. "Yeah, whatever. Did we?" she asked again. "Alice, why would we need Cheese-its? We don't eat human food," I answered. "Huh, well I just saw Emmett coming here with a box of cheese- its."
Just as if he were called here, Emmett walked out of the kitchen with a box of cheese-its in his hand, and him crunching a handful. "Emmett what are you eating?," Bella asked. "Food. You know, this human food is pretty good, once you get past the crappy taste of dirt, you get use to it." He said, grabbing another handful. "Language!," Esme shouted from the kitchen. Emmett rolled his eyes. "You want some?" He offered me, Bella, Alice, and Jasper. We all said no, except for Jasper. "Cool! I wanna taste some!," Jasper said getting up and grabbing some cheese-its and stuffing them in his mouth. His face made a disgusted expression, and he swallowed it. "…….Oh yeah! that's some good crap!," Jasper said smacking Emmett's extended fist. "LANGUAGE!," Esme said again. "Cheese-its, take us on a cheesy journey in cheese town," Emmett said to the cheese-its he held in his hand. "I wanna come to!" Jasper said, walking out of the room with Emmett. Emmett started singing 'OH CHEESE-ITS! TAKE US ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH YOUR ENCHANTED LAND OF CHEESE!! LA LA LA LA LA! PRETTY UNICORNS AND HAMSTERS ALL FLYING WITH GLEE! DON'T LET THE EVIL PRUDE EDWARD TAKE MY BUNNIES!! CHEESE-ITS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!'
"I am NOT A PRUDE!," I shouted at Emmett. Yeah you are! PRUDE! Emmett and Jasper thought. You are so a PRUDE! Alice thought also. I glared at her. Esme thought so too. So did Rose and Carlisle, and, I don't know if I heard correctly, I swear I heard Bella mutter, "Eddie, you are a prude."
Hey wuzzup. this is my very first story, so its probably not very good, but please review it.