Drabble.
Disclaimer: Don't own twilight, but guess what?
I'm Rick James, Bitch! (Got to stop watching the new millenium)
This is based, on like, a conversation I had two seconds ago.
"Jasper, why are you jumping up and down screaming various profanities?" I admit, I was rather curious as to why my twin brother was, well, partaking in those actions.
"Ow, fuck."
"Oh dear, I'll explain for him," Alice said.
"Kay."
"Anyway, so Mom, she goes out to McDonald's and bought food for all of us - your chicken is in the kitchen, by the way."
"Chicken strips or chicken nuggets?"
"She didn't know what you would want this time, so she bought you both."
"Oh, goodies. Anyway, you were saying," I asked as I sauntered over to the kitchen.
"So, of course, I get a burger because ..."
"cause I'm a man," Jasper yelled out in between swears.
"Right," I said in between processing various chicken products.
"So, anyway, he takes a bite out of his burger when we get home -while you were working on your car in the garage-, and instantaneously, his eyes start watering, and his turning red and shit."
"Uh huh."
"So he hops out of his seat, and starts yelling out motherfucker and stuff, and we look back at his sandwich, and we find jalapeno peppers," Alice exclaimed as Jasper jumped over the island and starts consuming all the fairy products he possibly can.
Crap story. The end.