Lady Anime: Hello,and welcome to my fic I hope you all enjoy! ^_^ But first I would like to
recognize the people that helped me to be able to type a fic since I do not know much about computers and these authoress have put up with my annoyingness(not a real word but I like it)so I could get this done.I would like to thank Biowolf,Schala85,and Kasandora.All these people have helped me out alot and that was the least I could do! ^_^ Ok, now on to the fic which will include me(of course)and some 'guest' of mine. Well here it goes! ^_^



Disclaimer: (A/N:the ( ) either mean thoughts or my notes but I will have the A/N before if it is) I do not own zoids its characters and everything else on the anime so dont sue! ( that may have been my first time disclaiming,but for some reason I think it isnt my last...) Oh! *looks around embarassingly* enjoy the fic *cough cough* *runs out the building*



Lady Anime: welcome to my fic that is all about me!(A/N:not really but I am in it so give me credit!) I have decided to have my first fic as a talk show that will feature some of the zoids characters from chaotic century, new century zero, and guardian force, so madness is most likely to happen. I will tell everyone how it will all go down. I will get the entire zoids cast from the three seasons I have mentioned and I will then have one character from each season to face-off by answering some questions that I have for them both.The character with the best answer will be awarded one point and at the end I will add up the points and a winner will be decided.The winner will be given the choice to advance in the next chapter to face-off with the character that wins the next game in that chapter or the winner can participate in the mystery game that I have chosen which will be very dangerous and painful. If the winner can manage to win the mystery game they will be able to chose a prize which in this chapter will be a PS2 prize pack,a plush liger zero,or a black/blue pen with my name on it! Now that we know the rules, I will now introduce todays contestants!


Audience: *whistles,applauds,boo's*

Lady Anime: *evil blank stare* who just booed?!

Audience: *points to the culprits who are Ash and pickachu from pokemon?*

Lady Anime: * looking (censored) off *What are you doing in my fic?!

Ash: Why?! I'll tell you why because ever since you people started making zoid fics we were kicked to the curb! Right pickachu?

Pickachu: PIKA! ( da** straight!)

Ash: I dont know what you just said but somehow, I know it wasnt appropriate for a PG rated fic.

Pickachu: Pika Picka chu! ( what the f*** you gonna do about it!)

Lady Anime: * still looking (censored) off* First off that was the dumest reason for barging into my fic the way you did and if you do not leave,I will be forced to harm you!

Ash: * arguing with pickachu and then notices that the audience has moved far far away from him and then notices Lady Anime aiming a bazooka at him and pickachu, so he tries to make a run for it leaving pickachu behind*

Pickachu: Pika Pikaaa! ( crazy authoress with a bazooka oh s***!) * uses agility to get out of the line of fire but instead runs into Ash causing him to trip*

Lady Anime: *still looking (censored) off* Too late to run! *pulls the trigger and the bazooka missiles launch into the audience stands precisely hitting the two pokemon rejects leaving them both burnt to a crisp*

Ash:*toasted*

Pickachu: *toasted*

*both run out the studio burnt to a crisp*

Lady Anime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *notices the audience watching her then aims the bazooka at them and the audience starts to stare into sub space whistling innocently*

Audience: * eerie silence* * cricket chirps*

Lady Anime: *puts the bazooka down* Well that was interesting... Ok since we ran out of time and half of the audience seating section has been blown to pieces,we will have to continue in the next chapter.Ciao!

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Lady Anime: That was the first chapter of my fic! ^_^ I know that it was short and that it had not one bit of zoids in it that was just the default chapter to see if you would like it. Also if you would like to send in questions for me to ask the characters during the show send in reviews telling who you would like to face off,the prizes,questions that both characters can answer, and who you want to win. If I use your idea I will give you credit at the end of the fic. Last,even though I am new at this I will accept flames and use them to my advantage to become a better writer because these fics are for the readers and I want them to be the best as possible. Please read and review! Ciao! ^_^