Stories of Lily and James
Disclaimer – I don't own the characters, but I do own the plot!
A/N – I got this idea while I was in bed!!
Chapter 1 – The Secret
"Guess what, Evans."
"I don't care, Potter."
"You're supposed to say 'what?'!"
"No, cause you're just gonna say chicken butt."
"Huh?"
"Never mind, it's a muggle term."
"Oh. Anyways, guess what, Evans."
"I told you, Potter, I don't care."
"Come on!"
"Nope."
"Come on! Come on! Stop being a goat!"
"Excuse me?"
"STOP BEING A GO--"
Slap.
"Owieee!!"
"Shut it, Potter. You deserved it."
This went on for, oh, about 20 minutes with James pestering her and asking her 'Guess what.'
Finally, finally, Lily agreed.
"If this will shut you up then hurry up!"
"Okay, I have a secret!"
"Oh goody, a secret, like I care. You bothered me like heck for an hour--"
"It was only 20 minutes!"
"Whatever. You bothered me like heck for like an hour--"
"Don't lie, Evans. It's not nice."
"Ugh. Whatever, Potter. I. Don't. Care. Anyways, You bothered me for heck for like an hour just to tell me you had a secret. I bet you won't even tell it to me!"
"But I'm supposed to!"
"Says who?!"
"Says Sirius."
"Oh great, dragging Sirius into this mess."
"But he started this entire thing!"
"Ugh. FINE! What is it?!"
Lily felt James lean into her ear to "tell the secret" but James had other things in mind. He moved his head just in time to kiss her lips.
Snap.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! POTTER JERMS POTTER JERMS POTTER JERMS POTTER JERMS I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE! AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF IT!!"
James grinned.
"Stop, Evans."
"How can I stop when you out of all these people kiss me unexpectedly when you were supposed to tell me a secret that I'm starting to think doesn't even exist!!"
"She finally figured out," Sirius said as he climbed out from behind the couch.
"Sirius Orion Black! Why in the name of peanut butter (A/N – I know, peanut butter is really random, that's why I used it!) are you here?!"
"Are you kidding me?! I was the one who took the picture!"
"Um…mate? I don't think you should have said that. You better start running…now!"
As on cue Lily started chasing him while James watched from behind the couch.