You know you are addicted to the Blues Brothers when…
There are no better warning signs than these... but as a real Blues Brothers fan, you don't care about warnings... do you?
You may be addicted to the Blues Brothers when you change your last name in honor of your favorite musical style.
Or when you make friends with bouncers at concert halls, so that you know the backdoor escape routes.
You're completely in tune with the Blues Brothers when you walk into a church, you see the light.
You've been hanging out with the Blues Brothers when you walk into a nun's office, and you see the back of her hand.
You're spending too much time with Jake and Elwood when you hear yourself say "Three to five in the slam? Pffft!"
You learned to drive with Elwood when an open draw bridge doesn't phase you.
You learned to con with Jake when your union card also serves as an after dinner smoke.
You know you are part of the Blues Bretheren when a day at the mall causes in excess of 20 million dollars in damages to public and private property.
And finally, you know you're addicted to the Blues Brothers when your main mission in life is to put the band back together.