I OWN NOTHING it all belongs to J K Rowling!
15 Things Harry Potter cannot do
1 I am not allowed to public broadcast Sirius and Snape's love affair as it cost Gryffindor to lose 100 points
2 I am not allowed to sing "We're off to see the Wizard of Oz" every time Dumbledore calls me to his office
3 I am not allowed to trick 1st years to try flying off of the Astronomy Tower using mops
4 I am not allowed to drink polyjuice potion to look like Snape and tarnish his reputation by hugging student and giving out candy
5 I am not allowed to dress up as Voldemort and jump out behind armor suits because it isn't as funny as I think
6 I am not allowed to kiss Draco Malfoy in the Great Hall because it causes Sirius to have a heart attack
7 I am not allowed to hit Hermoine on the head with "Hogwarts, A History" to prove that books are dangerous
8 I am not allowed to ask Flitch if he is human even though everyone is wondering
9 I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore if he has a picture of Jesus (if you can't make fun of old people then where's the fun in life?)
10 If I am not allowed to lock Hermoine and Ron to see if they'd snog first and then kill each other or just kill each other
11 I am not allowed to give Hagrid funds to buy a legal Dragon
12 I am not allowed to spike Professor Black's drink with a lust potion
13 Even if we all know that neither party is really complaining (That is not the point Mr. Potter!)
14 I am not allowed to ask Minerva if she has ever slept with another cat
15 I am not allowed to freeze Sirius in his dog form and put pink bows in his hair