Chapter 1 - Hermione
"Hello and welcome to the first episode of Prank Patrol: The Fred and George way, I'm Fred and this is George" Fred said pointing to a Teapot.
"Fred, I'm over here" Said George pointing to his face.
"I know where you are, Bro"
"… Right, ok anyway today we are going to be pranking our Ronniekins crush" said George.
"Who Lavender?" said Fred still pointing to the Teapot.
"Nope Miss Hermione Granger" Shouted George while taking the Teapot away from Fred.
"Really, that's not what it says here" said Fred while reading through Rons diary.
Meanwhile at the Burrow
"NOOOO, I don't want to what this" Said Xenophilius Lovegood staring at the TV.
"but I wanna watch Lazytown" Said Arthur Weasley giving Xenophilius puppy eyes.
"THE TWEENIES WAS ON, HARRY TELL HIM OFF I WANNA WATCH THE TWEENIES"
Harry was sitting in the corner playing Mario Kart on DS, he looked up and stared at Mr Weasley for a while and shook his head.
"How cruel can you be? The Tweenies beats Lazytown by far" said Harry while shaking his head and closing his eyes.
Back to the Fred and George studio (AKA their bedroom)
George was still reading Ron's diary while Fred was singing im a little teapot while hugging a teapot.
"Ok well maybe Hermione isn't Ron's crush but we are still going to Prank her, so stay tuned" said George while wrestling Fred for the teapot.
Hermione was sitting on the toilet, minding her own business and suddenly a stink pellet went off with a boom and a bang. The bathroom stunk like skunks. She ran out while holding her nose with her hands. Fred and George crept up behind her and tapped her shoulder.
"Ahh, you scared me" she said holding her chest.
Fred and George sniffed the air.
"Eww Hermione, ever heard of air freshener" Said Fred.
"No , it wasn't me, there was a stink pellet in there"
"Yeah sure, whatever you say"
"Its true" she said going red.
"of course" said George while walking away.
"Where are you going?" She asked.
"To tell mom we need more air freshener because I don't think I can get used to that smell if you are living here" Said George giggling.
"I told you it was a Stink Pellet" She said going really red.
Back at the Studio
"Aww Poor Hermione, she got so embarrassed, isn't that right Fred?"
"Yeah, umm George can I borrow some money?"
"what for?"
"I want a very rare collection of build-A-bears that are on Ebay" He said Smiling.
"Build-A-What?" said George giggling.
"Build-A-Bears, Look" said Fred as he ran off to find his laptop.
"I swear he scares me sometimes"
Back at the Burrow
Xenophilius Lovegood finally got to watch the Tweenies but this time he was argueing with Harry that he wants to play Animal crossing.
"pass it me Harry!" He shouted at the top of his voice.
"NO! im playing Mario Karts, im about to beat Yoshi in his Egg kart"
"I don't care I havent spoken to Goldie on Animal Crossing for ages, she might have left town."
"Oh well, boo hoo, YES I WON" Harry started doing the Macarana around the living room still holding the DS. Xenophilius stared crying.
"Oh look what you've done now, I need to find some of Ginnys old dummies now to stop him from crying" Said Arthur as he walked out.