"Would you please do up your tie?" Remus pleads, as they creep out of the Gryffindor common room through the portrait hole and into the corridor.

"Why do you care?" His dark haired friend responds

"When you break the little rules it makes it more obvious when we break the big ones," the smaller boy explains.

"You don't just think I look hot in my tie?"

"Fuck off, Sirius."

"I think you look hot in your tie," says the Fat Lady, eyeing the dark haired teenager from her painting. Sirius and Remus share a look of horror.

"Thank you," he says in response and pulls Remus away down the corridor by his wrist.

"She gets scary after midnight."