Know Your Eds
Chapter 1 - Eddy
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Eddy...he enjoys ballroom dancing.
"What?!" Eddy responded. "I don't do ballroom dancing! That's sissy stuff! With tights!" Obviously he was mad.
Well, you certainly have the feet for it.
"HUH?! COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!" he yelled while shaking a fist in the air.
Eddy...regularly donates for underprivileged birds.
"Hold on! Why would I give away money? And even if I would, how could I do that if I can't even afford jawbreakers?! Besides, I don't even like birds!"
"HEY!" a certain blue jay shouted from the audience, offended.
That had startled Eddy. "OH! Uh...except you! Love your show!" he told him, then laughed sheepishly.
"Oh. Thanks!" the bird replied right before muttering, "Little jerk." under his breath.
"I HEARD THAT!"
Eddy...is actually 5 years old.
"No, I'm not! I'M 12!"
Well, you could've fooled me.
"What does that supposed to mean?!"
Now you know...Eddy.
"No, they don't!"
Yes, they do.
"Nuh-uh! Don't mess with me! Who are you anyway?! I'll be 13 in a few months! I ain't a stupid sissy dancer and I hate birds aside from Mordecai!" Eddy got more furious by the second. "Ya know what?! We can settle this OUTSIDE! I'm calling my agent! DOUBLE D!" He then ran off to find Edd. "DOUBLE D!"
Mordecai belongs to J.G. Quintel.