The Summer Camp Story
By Sergio Prohias de Martin
Character created by Butch Hartman
A Fairly Odd Parents Fanfiction
Note: This is a new version of my previous story The Wand of Two Faeries. Now that I think about it, a lot of the story didn't make any sense and I racked my brain to see if I can fix it. Keep in mind that when I wrote The Wand of Two Faeries, The Fairly Odd Parents was not in production after 6 seasons and I wanted to take the series in a new direction. I'll admit that the story was a dark one and it had some slight references to Bleedman's stories (which I took out, for the most part) but I just wanted to roll with it to see what happens.
Anyway, with the show back in production and with the introduction of Baby Poof, I decided to try my hand in fanfiction again, namely re-writing WOTF. With the inclusion of Baby Poof (I don't care what anyone says because Poof has possibilities), the story has been changed for the most part.
Without further delay...enjoy the fic!
Update: I added a few minor things to this chapter...including a zipper!
Prologue
It's already been a year since my family and I moved to Bleaksville. As the world knows, Bleaksville is the city of villains and has been that way for more than a hundred years. Though many people outside the city tend to see the futuristic Metropolis as a monument of evil, Bleaksville is actually one of the safest cities to live in and get this: little to no crime is committed here! You see, all the criminals and super villains come here not to plot like megalomaniacs but to get a fresh start that the world at large won't let them have. Heck, Diamondback Dictator, the hooded and flamboyant mayor of Bleaksville, was once the leader of S.L.I.T.H.E.R., the international crime organization bent on world conquest. That guy has done wonders for the city, like bringing it into a futuristic age with an advanced metro system, state of the art technology like cars that run on garbage and not gas and an aggressive law enforcement patrol (okay, I'll admit that they tend to destroy half city block to chase anybody stealing bread). Still, it's nice to know that these retired villains are doing something with their skills that don't involve hurting anybody.
That is more than I can say for some people.
Though I don't like to think about it too much, I still remember what happened over a year ago before I came here. Summer had just arrived and I was really looking forward to it. Summer Camp at Squirrely Scouts Camp Grounds was just the opportunity to move up in the Squirrely Ranks and earn more merit badges. I was also looking forward to spending time with my friends and more especially, my fairy godparents and godbrother. I could just feel that my summer was going to be just about perfect.
Little did I know that life was about to pitch me one nasty curve ball towards my face.
I hate curve balls...
Timmy Turner
Secret Histories, Volume 100
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Timmy was in his room, sitting on his bed, unusually quiet and wide-eyed in shock. He really didn't know what to say as he looked at his fairy godparents. A few minutes earlier, Cosmo and Wanda had just broke the news to Timmy that there was a war going on in Fairy World and the conflict has gotten out of control. The war, as Wanda had explained it, was started when Star Town, a major city in Fairy World, had fallen into the hands of the Pixies and Anti-Fairies when they invaded. Since then, more cities in Fairy World began to fall. What was worse is that Fairies were being converted to either Pixies or Anti-Fairies, depleting the number of Fairies in Fairy World. With Fairy World in a state of emergency, the remaining fairies that have not been converted to evil have begun to be drafted to the military, even those who had godchildren to watch over.
This meant that Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy's fairy god parents, had to leave and serve the military. Both of them are just here to say good-bye. For how long he didn't know.
"Um, Timmy," Wanda said lightly. "Would you say something, sport? I mean, this uncomfortable silence is really...you know..."
"I think we broke him, Wanda," Cosmo said, also concerned. He raised his magic wand and his clothes changed into that of a doctor's outfit.
"Let's see," Cosmo said as he flew to examine Timmy with a magnifying glass. "Bugged out blues eyes, no movement what-so-ever, hands clenched tightly, bucktooth clenched to his teeth and last but not least," Cosmo began to snap his fingers. "No sudden movements or response. Which comes to only one conclusion…"
Cosmo pushed Timmy off the bed, resulting in Timmy crashing face first to the floor.
"Cosmo!" Wanda scolded Cosmo, her hands to her hips.
"The poor kiddie is a stiff," Cosmo concluded. "I better poke him with a stick just to make sure."
"I'm fine, you guys," Timmy said sadly as he got up and dusted himself off.
"Yay! I fixed him!" Cosmo cheered triumphantly.
"Timmy," Wanda said, changing the subject. "I know the news comes as a shock, but-
"Do you guys really have to go?" Timmy asked with his voice breaking.
"We can't avoid this, sweetie," Wanda said, trying to sooth Timmy. "Things are so bad in Fairy World that all Fairies are being drafted for the war effort. If we don't do something, Fairy World will belong to the Pixies and Anti-Fairies."
"A world where things are both boring and bad," Cosmo commented. "Just like today's sitcoms."
"Anyway, we just wanted to say good-bye before Jorgen comes in," Wanda said. "It's just...we don't even know when we are going coming back to you."
"Or if," Timmy said miserably as he turned.
"Now see here, Timmy Turner," Wanda said, a little miffed as she flew towards Timmy, grabbing his face with both hands. "Do you really have little faith in us? After all we have been through with you?"
"Or been put through by you," Cosmo chimed in.
"Anyway," Wanda continued. "We will come back to you someday, Timmy. Never doubt that for a second."
Timmy stayed quiet as he stared into Wanda's pink eyes. Timmy knew Wanda was telling the truth and he smiled. He sighed as he hugged Wanda. For a moment, Timmy felt better, like there was never anything wrong. Both Wanda and Timmy let go of each other.
"Well?" Wanda said, smiling and her arms folded.
"You're right," Timmy said. "Wanda, you and Cosmo are the best fairy godparents a kid could have. Wanda, you're the brightest and smartest fairy around and you keep me and Cosmo from doing something really stupid. And Cosmo...well...you're Cosmo and you are really funny."
"And don't you forget it!" Cosmo said smugly.
"Still," Timmy said, sad again. "Its not gonna be the same around here. I mean, I'll miss you guys something awful. Wait. Forget that! We'll miss you guys something horrible! What about Poof? Don't tell me Mama Cosma is going to war, too."
"She sure is," Cosmo said proudly. "She's a Major in the 23rd regiment of the Fairy Army!"
"Major Pain is more like it," Wanda said wryly.
"And with that said," Cosmo said as he wrapped a sash around Timmy. "You are now Poof's official babysitter! Round of applause! You really deserve it!"
Cosmo then pulled a zipper from his pocket and slammed to the nearest wall.
"And that's not all," Cosmo said. "I'm giving you this magic zipper that you can stick on any surface. When you pull down this zipper," Cosmo proceeds to pull the zipper down, sticks his hands in and pulls out diapers, milk bottles and baby powder. "You open a gateway to a pocket dimension. A dimension milk bottles, clean and dirty diapers and any assorted baby stuff for your babysitting needs, all on the fly."
"Um, are you sure you guys," Timmy said uncomfortably. "I mean, given what happened last time…"
"It's not like we have much choice Timmy," Wanda said. "A baby has no place in war. Besides, earth is pretty safe, for the most part. Besides, Poof really likes you."
"Guess the little ball of trouble digs me," said Timmy proudly.
Wanda poofed up Poof and his crib into Timmy's room. The baby fairy slept soundly without a sound.
"Now Timmy," Wanda said. "Be sure to feed him his bottle everyday. Don't forget to change his diaper and for the love of all that's holy, make sure he doesn't cry."
"Got it," Timmy said, smiling and giving Wanda the thumbs up.
"Well," Cosmo said, sniffling as he put the baby stuff away into the pocket dimension and closed the zipper. "I guess this is it."
Timmy leaped towards Cosmo and embraced him in a hug, which Cosmo returned. Wanda came in and hugged Timmy's back. All three began to cry and were internally begging for this moment to never end. After a minute, all three let go and calmed down, wiping their tears.
"Be safe, you guys," Timmy said, standing proudly and saluting to Cosmo and Wanda.
"You too, Timmy," Wanda said as she and Cosmo saluted back to Timmy. "You and Poof keep out of trouble."
"It is time, puny fairies," a disembodied voice boomed throughout the room. "Report to Comet City at once!"
"Speak of the Jorgen," Cosmo said.
"Good-bye, Timmy Turner," Wanda said. "We promise to come back in one piece."
"Or less than a few pieces, whichever comes first," Cosmo said lightheartedly.
"Bye, guys," Timmy said tearfully as he smiled.
"Just remember, Timmy," both Cosmo and Wanda said as they faded out. "We love you!"
As soon as Cosmo and Wanda were gone, Timmy's smiled faltered and he broke down in tears, crying. He couldn't believe they were really gone. Just like that, both Cosmo and Wanda were gone and for how long he didn't know. After a few moments, Timmy calmed himself down, went to his bed and pulled a small suitcase from under it. After opening it, Timmy went to his drawers and decided which clothes he was taking. The camp he was going to didn't require any uniforms except for formal occasions. As he was looking through the drawer, he found a picture in a frame inside, which made him tear up again.
It was one of the happiest days of his life. Though Timmy dressed normally in his pink shirt, dark gray pants and a pink cap on top of his brown hair, the Fairy Family dressed formally. Instead of a yellow orange blouse and black pants, Wanda dressed in a yellow dress. Cosmo, instead of a dress shirt, black tie and black pants, dressed in a tuxedo, complete with a green bowtie that matched his green hair and eyes. Even baby Poof was formally dressed, complete with blue bowtie. There was even a cow there for some reason. Timmy felt very happy that and felt that he was really part of a family.
"Mama..."
Timmy heard Poof's voice from behind. Poof was looking at the picture over Timmy's shoulder and was pointing his magic rattle at Wanda. Then he pointed at Cosmo and said Dada, and then pointed at Timmy and said Timmy.
"Great memory, huh," Timmy said, wiping his tears away. He then turned to Poof and cradled him in his arms. "It's just you and me, kid. That is, until your parents get back. Don't worry, though. Camp is going to be great. S'mores, campfire songs, snipe hunts. It's just you're good old fashioned summer of fun."
Poof responded with a giggle and waved his arms and legs.
"Just you wait, Poof," Timmy said as he hugged Poof. "It's going to be one grand adventure."
To Be Continued...
So there goes the prologue. Tell me what you think.