FF9 meets Tenchi!
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy IX (well I own the game but that's different =P) nor Tenchi Muyo! I'd be a happy and rich person if I did, but since I am not rich, obviously I don't.
Alexandria Castle Gardens
Garnet: It's great having everyone back together for a picnic!
Zidane: I agree! Especially since Quina made the food!
Quina: Me enjoy making meal. No problem.
Vivi: I-It's been a while since we had a picnic.
Steiner: Indeed it has, Master Vivi!
Amarant: I still don't why I bothered to come…
Zidane: Admit it Amarant! You missed us too!
Amarant: …
Eiko: Why are you always so…so…
Freya: Obnoxious?
Zidane: Thick-headed?
Vivi: Stubborn?
Steiner: Thinks he so cool?
Eiko: That's it! Even Mog agrees!
Mog: Kupo!!
Amarant: …I thought Mog was an eidolon..
Eiko: Well she came back for the picnic. You got a problem?!
Mog: Kupo!!
Amarant: …
Regent Cid: Hilda, dear, did you bring the blanket?
Hilda: Of course! How could I forget it when Eiko kept talking about the picnic?
Eiko: Hey!
Everyone laughs.
Sir Fratley: I'm glad that you invited me also.
Zidane: We'll why wouldn't we? You're Freya's boyfriend after all!
Garnet: A friend of hers is a friend of ours. ::looks around:: Where's Beatrix?
Steiner: She said she will come a little late. Making sure the castle is secure.
Garnet: Alright then. Can always count on Beatrix! And of course of you Steiner…::she added a little hastily::
Steiner: …
Zidane: Aw, come on Rusty! She didn't mean anything!
Vivi: I'm starved! Let's eat!
Everyone except Vivi and Quina: ::sweatdrop::
Eiko: You're starting to sound like Quina…
The all put out the blanket and began to eat.
The Masaki House
Ayeka: Ryoko! Stop eating all the food!
Ryoko: Me? Look how much you have on your plate!
Ayeka: Well I'm just on my 1st helping! You're on your tenth!
Ryoko: Well I can't help it! Being the most powerful space pirate is hard work!
Tenchi: Girls! Stop fighting!!
Ayeka and Ryoko: Anything you say, Tenchi!
Tenchi: ::sweatdrop::
Sasami: I suppose Ryoko eating so much is also a compliment…
Ryoko: Yeah! That's it! Sasami you're such a great cook!
Suddenly a blast can be heard.
Tenchi: What was that?!
Washu comes out covered in smoke coughing.
Washu: Sorry about the ruckus, but I, Washu, the greatest scientist in the whole universe, has created another dimensional gateway! ::laughs like Washu::
All except Washu: ::sweatdrop::
Washu: But this time it's not going to end up on the ceiling! ::glares at Ayeka and
Ryoko::
Ayeka and Ryoko: It was her fault!!
They look at each other.
Ayeka and Ryoko: My fault?! It was yours!
They start fighting.
All except Ayeka and Ryoko: ::sweatdrop.::
Sasami: Where's Kiyone and Mihoshi?
Tenchi: They're out patrolling. They got a job with the local police.
Sasami: That's great! They finally found something they can do naturally!
Ryoko: Well I don't know if Mihoshi can do anything right.
Sasami: Ryoko! I'm sure Mihoshi can do it just fine!
Ayeka: Anyway, Ryoko, it's not like you can find a job yourself!
Ryoko: What was that, princess?!
Ayeka: You heard me! Unlike you, I'm a princess for the Jurai Royal family, so I don't have to worry about working!
Sasami: I'm not so sure about that Ayeka. ::looks worried::
Tenchi: What's wrong Sasami?
Sasami: Well I counted all the money we have left, and it seems we don't really have a lot left. Only enough for maybe two days.
All: Oh no!
Kiyone and Mihoshi burst in.
Kiyone: Hey guys!
Mihoshi: We caught a bad guy!
Tenchi: Really?!
Kiyone: That's right Tenchi! Mihoshi, you tell them. I need something to eat! ::grabs a plate and eats::
Mihoshi: Well we were out patrolling when we received a call from the department. There were robbers robbing the National Museum! So we went and did all the police stuff! Kiyone called them out and we went in and I accidentally shot my gun which hit the cables that held up the plane which luckily landed on the bad guys!
Kiyone: Yep! So Mihoshi is really the one that caught the robbers!
Sasami: Wow!
Kiyone: So now we get promoted!!
Tenchi: So what are you guys now?
Kiyone: Detectives!
Ryoko: But weren't you detectives before you got here?
Kiyone: Well…we started as regular policewomen here…
Ayeka: Congratulations Kiyone and Mihoshi! On your first day, too!
Azaka and Kamidake come floating in.
Kamidake: We heard the news and came to congratulate you.
Azaka: Yes, congratulations!
Washu: Great! How we about we celebrate by going to another dimension?
Tenchi: Have you tested that thing, Washu?
Washu: Well…sort of…
They look at her.
Washu: Why need to test? I created it so of course it has no flaws!
Everyone falls anime style.
Ryoko: Maybe if we go into another dimension, I can lose the others and have Tenchi all to myself…
Ayeka: If we go into another dimension, I can lose Ryoko and have no competition for Tenchi…
Ryoko and Ayeka: LETS DO IT!
Everyone looks at them.
Washu: … right … so lets go!
Sasami: Ok! ::looks around:: Where'd Ryo-ohki go?
Ryo-ohki comes out from under the table.
Ryo-ohki: Meeoow?
Sasami: There you are! You were eating a carrot weren't you?
Ryo-ohki: Meow meow meow!! ::waves paws as if she didn't though she did::
Sasami: O well.
Tenchi: Well, lets go then!
Back at Alexandria Castle Garden
(Beatrix already came by the way ^_^)
Steiner: That was quite good, Quina!
Garnet: I agree!
Beatrix: What was that green and brown thing, anyway? It was delicious!
Quina: ::smiles:: It frog liver!!
Everyone except Quina turns green.
Vivi: F-frog liver? ::covers his mouth::
Eiko: I think I'm gonna be sick…
Zidane: …excuse me… ::runs away from the group::
Quina: What problem?
Freya: o nothing Quina…
Quina: ok
After everyone recovers and Zidane comes back, they have desert!
Garnet: So who made desert?
Hilda: I did that one.
Everyone is relieved.
Zidane: So what is it?
Hilda: Hope everyone loves chocolate…
Vivi: Everyone loves chocolate!! ::jumps up and down::
Eiko: Calm down, Vivi… What's up with him today?
Hilda: ::smiles:: Well, I made my famous…Triple Covered Chocolate Volcano Special
Extravaganza!!
Eiko: Cool, Mom!
Regent Cid: That's my favorite!
Zidane: Sounds great to me!
Garnet: Sounds big…
Hilda: Well, actually, it is quite big. I couldn't bring it with us so I asked the moogles to come deliver it when we're ready.
Vivi: W-well I want some!
Amarant: Sounds interesting…
Eiko: Come on, Mom! Stop putting us in suspense! Call the moogles!
Vivi: I-I thought you could do that t-too…
Eiko: … you're right!
Hilda: Well, I already did anyway.
Sir Fratley: When was that?
Freya: Yea, I didn't see you call them…
Hilda: ::smiles:: can't tell.
Everyone falls anime style.
Eiko: oooooo!
Regent Cid: Here they come!
Everyone stares where he pointed. 30 moogles came flying toward them strapped to a 7
foot high chocolate cake!! sounds yummy…^_^
Quina: It big cake!!
Zidane: Man!
Garnet: How…?
Hilda: ::smiles:: quite handy ladders are…
The moogles struggled while trying to place the 7 foot tall cake in the center of the picnic area. They helped untie the moogles and thanked them.
Morrison: No problem ::pant pant:: all in a days work ::pant pant:: Well we'll be heading back to Madain Sari if you guys need us! Nice seeing you again!
Eiko: You be careful!
Morrison: Aren't we always?
Garnet: Are you sure you don't want to stay and rest a bit?
Beatrix: There are some rooms ready.
Mogki: Thanks, but we got another package to deliver.
Eiko: What's that?
Mogki: ::scratches his head:: It's not that big, but it's funny shaped. I'm not sure exactly what it is…
Zidane: ::shrugs:: O well.
They all wave goodbye, then they dug into the cake!
Zidane: Too bad Kuja and Mikoto can't enjoy this! ::takes a big slice::
Garnet: Yea. Why didn't they come, anyway, Zidane? ::takes a smaller slice::
Zidane: They said something about watching the Iifa Tree. They're making sure nothing
bad is happening there. ::takes another slice::
Vivi: I hope nothing happens… ::still working on his slice::
Eiko: What could happen? ::debating whether or not to eat another slice::
Quina: As long as there food, I happy. ::takes a humongous slice and eats it whole::
Everyone: ::sweatdrop::
Regent Cid: I've got great news everyone!
Garnet: What, Uncle?
Regent Cid: I have constructed the Hilda Garde 4!
Zidane: Cool, a new airship!
Regent Cid: But this is no ordinary airship. It runs on jet engines!
Amarant: Jet engines?
Steiner: What are those?
Regent Cid: Well they are like…::babbles on. I don't want to spend a whole lifetime explaining something I don't really know so we'll just skip ahead why don't we?::
Vivi: Ooo! Cool!
Washu's lab
Washu: Well here we go folks! Where should we go to first…
Mihoshi: What happens when I push these numbered buttons…?
Washu: NO! NOT THOSE BUTTONS!! ::screams wildly and heads toward Mihoshi::
Mihoshi had already pushed the buttons. The whole lab starts warping and twisting and you know what I mean.
Everyone is screaming and Ayeka and Ryoko are holding on to Tenchi.
Tenchi: ::in a choking voice:: Would you guys get off me…
Ryoko: You heard him Ayeka, let go ::starts prying off Ayeka::
Ayeka: He meant you, Ryoko!! ::starts prying off Ryoko::
Washu: Well I don't care what he meant but someone grab that dimensional gateway! ::room is starting to disappear:: Wherever we land we'll need that go get out!
Sasami: Too late! It's gone!
Washu: O no!!!
Kiyone: Nice going Mihoshi!!
Mihoshi: I didn't mean to Kiyone! ::starts to cry and grabs onto Kiyone::
Kiyone: Mihoshi! Let go of me!!
Tenchi: Is it my imagination or are we falling??!! ::finally free of both Ayeka and Ryoko
(they had pried each other off)::
Washu: I think we aaaaaaarrrrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!
Everyone is screaming again falling.
Azaka and Kamidake: This is better than a roller coaster riiiiiiiiddddeeee!!!!!
Back at Alexandria Gardens…
Sir Fratley: Well that was the best chocolate cake I've had!
Zidane: I agree with you there!
The chocolate cake is no longer there.
Eiko: Yea, it only took us about 2 hours to finish!
Vivi: Does anyone here a whistling sound…?
Beatrix: ::listens:: I do hear something…
Eiko: ::looks up:: Uh oh…something's falling!
Garnet: Heads up!!
Everyone scatters. 7 people, a cabbit, and 2 log-looking things came crashing onto the ground.
Washu: Did anyone catch the license plate of that lab? ::falls back to the ground::
Tenchi: Where are we…?
Kiyone: Mihoshi, GET OFF OF ME!!
Mihoshi: Sorry, Kiyone…
Ryoko: My head…
Ayeka: Sasami are you alright?
Sasami: Yea, so is Ryo-ohki…
Ryo-ohki: Meeoowww……
Azaka and Kamidake: Sorry for not protecting, princess
Ayeka: It's alright…
They all look around to see a large group of people staring at them.
Beatrix: ::Save the Queen raised in battle stance:: Who are you and why are you in the Royal Alexandria Gardens?
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So whatcha guys think? It's my first fic, so reviews and flames are welcome ( though I prefer happy reviews…). And I was nice to Mihoshi in the first part cuz I felt sorry for her always being ditzy and causing a lot of problems. Before I continue, please tell me if you like it. Thanky! O and I'd like to thank all the authors out there cuz ya'll gave me the inspiration to write!
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy IX (well I own the game but that's different =P) nor Tenchi Muyo! I'd be a happy and rich person if I did, but since I am not rich, obviously I don't.
Alexandria Castle Gardens
Garnet: It's great having everyone back together for a picnic!
Zidane: I agree! Especially since Quina made the food!
Quina: Me enjoy making meal. No problem.
Vivi: I-It's been a while since we had a picnic.
Steiner: Indeed it has, Master Vivi!
Amarant: I still don't why I bothered to come…
Zidane: Admit it Amarant! You missed us too!
Amarant: …
Eiko: Why are you always so…so…
Freya: Obnoxious?
Zidane: Thick-headed?
Vivi: Stubborn?
Steiner: Thinks he so cool?
Eiko: That's it! Even Mog agrees!
Mog: Kupo!!
Amarant: …I thought Mog was an eidolon..
Eiko: Well she came back for the picnic. You got a problem?!
Mog: Kupo!!
Amarant: …
Regent Cid: Hilda, dear, did you bring the blanket?
Hilda: Of course! How could I forget it when Eiko kept talking about the picnic?
Eiko: Hey!
Everyone laughs.
Sir Fratley: I'm glad that you invited me also.
Zidane: We'll why wouldn't we? You're Freya's boyfriend after all!
Garnet: A friend of hers is a friend of ours. ::looks around:: Where's Beatrix?
Steiner: She said she will come a little late. Making sure the castle is secure.
Garnet: Alright then. Can always count on Beatrix! And of course of you Steiner…::she added a little hastily::
Steiner: …
Zidane: Aw, come on Rusty! She didn't mean anything!
Vivi: I'm starved! Let's eat!
Everyone except Vivi and Quina: ::sweatdrop::
Eiko: You're starting to sound like Quina…
The all put out the blanket and began to eat.
The Masaki House
Ayeka: Ryoko! Stop eating all the food!
Ryoko: Me? Look how much you have on your plate!
Ayeka: Well I'm just on my 1st helping! You're on your tenth!
Ryoko: Well I can't help it! Being the most powerful space pirate is hard work!
Tenchi: Girls! Stop fighting!!
Ayeka and Ryoko: Anything you say, Tenchi!
Tenchi: ::sweatdrop::
Sasami: I suppose Ryoko eating so much is also a compliment…
Ryoko: Yeah! That's it! Sasami you're such a great cook!
Suddenly a blast can be heard.
Tenchi: What was that?!
Washu comes out covered in smoke coughing.
Washu: Sorry about the ruckus, but I, Washu, the greatest scientist in the whole universe, has created another dimensional gateway! ::laughs like Washu::
All except Washu: ::sweatdrop::
Washu: But this time it's not going to end up on the ceiling! ::glares at Ayeka and
Ryoko::
Ayeka and Ryoko: It was her fault!!
They look at each other.
Ayeka and Ryoko: My fault?! It was yours!
They start fighting.
All except Ayeka and Ryoko: ::sweatdrop.::
Sasami: Where's Kiyone and Mihoshi?
Tenchi: They're out patrolling. They got a job with the local police.
Sasami: That's great! They finally found something they can do naturally!
Ryoko: Well I don't know if Mihoshi can do anything right.
Sasami: Ryoko! I'm sure Mihoshi can do it just fine!
Ayeka: Anyway, Ryoko, it's not like you can find a job yourself!
Ryoko: What was that, princess?!
Ayeka: You heard me! Unlike you, I'm a princess for the Jurai Royal family, so I don't have to worry about working!
Sasami: I'm not so sure about that Ayeka. ::looks worried::
Tenchi: What's wrong Sasami?
Sasami: Well I counted all the money we have left, and it seems we don't really have a lot left. Only enough for maybe two days.
All: Oh no!
Kiyone and Mihoshi burst in.
Kiyone: Hey guys!
Mihoshi: We caught a bad guy!
Tenchi: Really?!
Kiyone: That's right Tenchi! Mihoshi, you tell them. I need something to eat! ::grabs a plate and eats::
Mihoshi: Well we were out patrolling when we received a call from the department. There were robbers robbing the National Museum! So we went and did all the police stuff! Kiyone called them out and we went in and I accidentally shot my gun which hit the cables that held up the plane which luckily landed on the bad guys!
Kiyone: Yep! So Mihoshi is really the one that caught the robbers!
Sasami: Wow!
Kiyone: So now we get promoted!!
Tenchi: So what are you guys now?
Kiyone: Detectives!
Ryoko: But weren't you detectives before you got here?
Kiyone: Well…we started as regular policewomen here…
Ayeka: Congratulations Kiyone and Mihoshi! On your first day, too!
Azaka and Kamidake come floating in.
Kamidake: We heard the news and came to congratulate you.
Azaka: Yes, congratulations!
Washu: Great! How we about we celebrate by going to another dimension?
Tenchi: Have you tested that thing, Washu?
Washu: Well…sort of…
They look at her.
Washu: Why need to test? I created it so of course it has no flaws!
Everyone falls anime style.
Ryoko: Maybe if we go into another dimension, I can lose the others and have Tenchi all to myself…
Ayeka: If we go into another dimension, I can lose Ryoko and have no competition for Tenchi…
Ryoko and Ayeka: LETS DO IT!
Everyone looks at them.
Washu: … right … so lets go!
Sasami: Ok! ::looks around:: Where'd Ryo-ohki go?
Ryo-ohki comes out from under the table.
Ryo-ohki: Meeoow?
Sasami: There you are! You were eating a carrot weren't you?
Ryo-ohki: Meow meow meow!! ::waves paws as if she didn't though she did::
Sasami: O well.
Tenchi: Well, lets go then!
Back at Alexandria Castle Garden
(Beatrix already came by the way ^_^)
Steiner: That was quite good, Quina!
Garnet: I agree!
Beatrix: What was that green and brown thing, anyway? It was delicious!
Quina: ::smiles:: It frog liver!!
Everyone except Quina turns green.
Vivi: F-frog liver? ::covers his mouth::
Eiko: I think I'm gonna be sick…
Zidane: …excuse me… ::runs away from the group::
Quina: What problem?
Freya: o nothing Quina…
Quina: ok
After everyone recovers and Zidane comes back, they have desert!
Garnet: So who made desert?
Hilda: I did that one.
Everyone is relieved.
Zidane: So what is it?
Hilda: Hope everyone loves chocolate…
Vivi: Everyone loves chocolate!! ::jumps up and down::
Eiko: Calm down, Vivi… What's up with him today?
Hilda: ::smiles:: Well, I made my famous…Triple Covered Chocolate Volcano Special
Extravaganza!!
Eiko: Cool, Mom!
Regent Cid: That's my favorite!
Zidane: Sounds great to me!
Garnet: Sounds big…
Hilda: Well, actually, it is quite big. I couldn't bring it with us so I asked the moogles to come deliver it when we're ready.
Vivi: W-well I want some!
Amarant: Sounds interesting…
Eiko: Come on, Mom! Stop putting us in suspense! Call the moogles!
Vivi: I-I thought you could do that t-too…
Eiko: … you're right!
Hilda: Well, I already did anyway.
Sir Fratley: When was that?
Freya: Yea, I didn't see you call them…
Hilda: ::smiles:: can't tell.
Everyone falls anime style.
Eiko: oooooo!
Regent Cid: Here they come!
Everyone stares where he pointed. 30 moogles came flying toward them strapped to a 7
foot high chocolate cake!! sounds yummy…^_^
Quina: It big cake!!
Zidane: Man!
Garnet: How…?
Hilda: ::smiles:: quite handy ladders are…
The moogles struggled while trying to place the 7 foot tall cake in the center of the picnic area. They helped untie the moogles and thanked them.
Morrison: No problem ::pant pant:: all in a days work ::pant pant:: Well we'll be heading back to Madain Sari if you guys need us! Nice seeing you again!
Eiko: You be careful!
Morrison: Aren't we always?
Garnet: Are you sure you don't want to stay and rest a bit?
Beatrix: There are some rooms ready.
Mogki: Thanks, but we got another package to deliver.
Eiko: What's that?
Mogki: ::scratches his head:: It's not that big, but it's funny shaped. I'm not sure exactly what it is…
Zidane: ::shrugs:: O well.
They all wave goodbye, then they dug into the cake!
Zidane: Too bad Kuja and Mikoto can't enjoy this! ::takes a big slice::
Garnet: Yea. Why didn't they come, anyway, Zidane? ::takes a smaller slice::
Zidane: They said something about watching the Iifa Tree. They're making sure nothing
bad is happening there. ::takes another slice::
Vivi: I hope nothing happens… ::still working on his slice::
Eiko: What could happen? ::debating whether or not to eat another slice::
Quina: As long as there food, I happy. ::takes a humongous slice and eats it whole::
Everyone: ::sweatdrop::
Regent Cid: I've got great news everyone!
Garnet: What, Uncle?
Regent Cid: I have constructed the Hilda Garde 4!
Zidane: Cool, a new airship!
Regent Cid: But this is no ordinary airship. It runs on jet engines!
Amarant: Jet engines?
Steiner: What are those?
Regent Cid: Well they are like…::babbles on. I don't want to spend a whole lifetime explaining something I don't really know so we'll just skip ahead why don't we?::
Vivi: Ooo! Cool!
Washu's lab
Washu: Well here we go folks! Where should we go to first…
Mihoshi: What happens when I push these numbered buttons…?
Washu: NO! NOT THOSE BUTTONS!! ::screams wildly and heads toward Mihoshi::
Mihoshi had already pushed the buttons. The whole lab starts warping and twisting and you know what I mean.
Everyone is screaming and Ayeka and Ryoko are holding on to Tenchi.
Tenchi: ::in a choking voice:: Would you guys get off me…
Ryoko: You heard him Ayeka, let go ::starts prying off Ayeka::
Ayeka: He meant you, Ryoko!! ::starts prying off Ryoko::
Washu: Well I don't care what he meant but someone grab that dimensional gateway! ::room is starting to disappear:: Wherever we land we'll need that go get out!
Sasami: Too late! It's gone!
Washu: O no!!!
Kiyone: Nice going Mihoshi!!
Mihoshi: I didn't mean to Kiyone! ::starts to cry and grabs onto Kiyone::
Kiyone: Mihoshi! Let go of me!!
Tenchi: Is it my imagination or are we falling??!! ::finally free of both Ayeka and Ryoko
(they had pried each other off)::
Washu: I think we aaaaaaarrrrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!
Everyone is screaming again falling.
Azaka and Kamidake: This is better than a roller coaster riiiiiiiiddddeeee!!!!!
Back at Alexandria Gardens…
Sir Fratley: Well that was the best chocolate cake I've had!
Zidane: I agree with you there!
The chocolate cake is no longer there.
Eiko: Yea, it only took us about 2 hours to finish!
Vivi: Does anyone here a whistling sound…?
Beatrix: ::listens:: I do hear something…
Eiko: ::looks up:: Uh oh…something's falling!
Garnet: Heads up!!
Everyone scatters. 7 people, a cabbit, and 2 log-looking things came crashing onto the ground.
Washu: Did anyone catch the license plate of that lab? ::falls back to the ground::
Tenchi: Where are we…?
Kiyone: Mihoshi, GET OFF OF ME!!
Mihoshi: Sorry, Kiyone…
Ryoko: My head…
Ayeka: Sasami are you alright?
Sasami: Yea, so is Ryo-ohki…
Ryo-ohki: Meeoowww……
Azaka and Kamidake: Sorry for not protecting, princess
Ayeka: It's alright…
They all look around to see a large group of people staring at them.
Beatrix: ::Save the Queen raised in battle stance:: Who are you and why are you in the Royal Alexandria Gardens?
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So whatcha guys think? It's my first fic, so reviews and flames are welcome ( though I prefer happy reviews…). And I was nice to Mihoshi in the first part cuz I felt sorry for her always being ditzy and causing a lot of problems. Before I continue, please tell me if you like it. Thanky! O and I'd like to thank all the authors out there cuz ya'll gave me the inspiration to write!