The Really Real Bob: Hey! No, we are not abandoning any stories, me and Lyrastella were just writing this for fun and decided to post it.
Lyrastella: Heya guys and girls! We have more things for you all! Also don't mind the slow release rate of chapters, we're weird!
It was an early summer morning. The breeze blowing a few leaves in the small Aspertia City. The Castelia skyline visible in the distance. Evan, the shameless self insert of this story, was at his home, sleeping in. But instead of something calm like birds chirping, he was woken up by someone knocking on his door. "Meeeeh, what is it?" He yawned.
The door opens and Melissa, his childhood friend and second shameless self insert enters the room. "Evaaaan, get up! We were supposed to meet that person today!"
"Who?" Evan asks, honestly having no idea
"You knooow, Professor Juniper's assistant? Didn't your mom tell you?" She asks surprised.
"No?" He says, honestly confused.
"Oh. Well, then get up, we're gonna get a Pokémon!" she goes over to his bed and shakes him.
He groans, "I wanna sleeeeeep." Refusing to get up.
She grumbles. "Get up or I will smack you!" Grumbling, Evan gets up, he was completely nude and fully erect with morning wood. This did little to bother Melissa as she's been seeing this almost daily for her whole life. Melissa giggles. "Lemme guess, you wanna fuck?"
"Well a simple blowjob would be nice," he chuckles, "I mean I still need to fix my hair and get ready."
"Alright, blowjob it is, but then you owe me one!" she laughs, gets down in front of him and starts sucking him off.
"I knooow." He chuckles, moaning a bit as she sucks. He gets a hairbrush and starts brushing his long red hair. If it was up front it would reach where Melissa's Head was currently.
Melissa skillfully sucks his dick, having a few years of experience by now. He gives her a small laugh, then, grabbing by the hair he pulls her off. Jerking himself for a moment until he let out his large morning load all over Melissa's face.
"Oh come on! You know I don't like that! Now I gotta get cleaned off again!" she chuckles.
"I mean the shower here is open." He puts on some basic jeans and a longcoat.
The door opens again, this time it was Evan's mom. "Kids, stop being lazy and pervy and go get your pokémon already!" She laughs.
Melissa blushes a bit and wipes off her face with a tissue. "Y-Yes ma'am!"
The two go out to town. It was actually a pretty decent sized city for a hometown. Looking around for the assistant they spot a girl with dual brown buns, a blue and white tee and a visor.
"Oh hi Rosa!" Evan smiles as he sees her.
Rosa goes over, giving them both a quick kiss. "Hey! What's! Still rocking the school shooter coat?"
Evan rolls his eyes, "This is a long coat, not a trench coat."
"Still looks like a crappy cosplay!" She giggles, "And Mel, conservative as ever?"
She stutters, being shy as usual when she's not around only Evan. "W-What are you talking about?"
"I mean look at what you're wearing, where's the skin?" Rosa points out.
"W-What's wrong with it?" Melissa complains. She was wearing a light pink shirt and a pair of black jeans.
"Nothing, just a little bland." Rosa teases, "So where you two going?"
Melissa huffs. "W-We were going to get our first pokémon!" she says proudly.
"Oh cool!" Rosa exclaims, "wanna battle me after? I've been raising mine from an egg for awhile now."
"H-Hey, that's not fair though!" Melissa pouts. "M-Mine's gonna be weaker!"
"Two on one?" Rosa suggests.
"N-No! I-I'll fight you myself!" She says with a lack of confidence.
Rosa laughs, "Well let's look for whoever is giving you Pokémon then?"
"What's her name and look even?" Evan asks.
Melissa shrugs. "M-Mom just said that her name was Bianca and that she had a green hat and was a bit chubby!"
"Green hat?" Rosa comments, "Why don't we go to the overlook and look at the city from up there? Should be easy enough."
"G-Good idea!" Melissa agrees. "Evan, you coming along?"
"Naturally." He says. The group travels up to the outlook. Which was a high set upstairs. On top was a woman in her early twenties on top with a green hat and blonde hair.
Melissa approaches her. "H-Hello?"
"Hello?" The girl turns, she was dressed in a white tank top and shorts, an orange sweater wrapped around her waist. "Do you know someone named Melissa or Evan?"
"W-Well yes, I-I'm Melissa and he's Evan! A-Are you Bianca?" she asks.
"Yes." She nods.
Melissa chuckles. "Y-You're not as chubby as mom said!"
"What?" Bianca looks lightly offended, "Must he the jacket."
"M-My mom just told me that Professor Juniper described you as chubby, I-I'm sorry!" Melissa answers hastily.
Bianca shrugs it off. "Well, I have your Pokémon here!" She says, sending out a snivy, an oshawott, and a tepig.
"O-Oh! How cute they all are!" Melissa bounces happily. "E-Evan, you wanna pick first?"
"Sure." He steps forward, looking them over. "I'll take that one." He says, pointing to the snivy.
"U-Uhm..." Melissa stutters. "T-Then I'll take this one!" She points to the oshawott. "S-Sorry!" she says, directed at the tepig.
The tepig seemed to not care. Simply judges the He others to the friends happily. "Oshawott!" The pokemon said to Melissa.
Melissa squeals. "So cute!" Meanwhile the snivy approached Evan and snuggled against his leg.
Bianca smiles, "Now I've had a bit of experience with both of them. Oshawott there is a big fan of wet sex. He's small now but just wait until he evolves."
Melissa blushes at that. "W-What do you mean by wet sex?"
"Sex in water, piss play, making you wet." Bianca lists.
"S-S-So explicit..." she mumbles, blushing even more now.
Bianca turns to Evan. "Snivy on the other hand likes it rough. And she can take it well. I've tried several dildos on her, and she enjoys being a cocksleave."
"She sounds like fun." Even says, giving a smirk. "So I'm sure my mom want to see Snivy here.
"How about we meet up on the route just outside in maybe twenty minutes?" Bianca suggests.
"Sounds like a plan." Evan let's snivy up on his shoulder and walks home without Melissa.
"S-Seeya later Evan! N-Now how will I call you..." Melissa contemplates.
Oshawott simply nuzzles her leg as he waits.
"O-Oh! H-How about Misu?" she asks the oshawott.
Oshawott, now named Misu, simply smiles and jumps around. "Wott wott!"
"Hihihi! N-Now wanna try and beat Rosa in a fight?" Melissa suggests.
Misu nods. The two start to head down the stairs.
"Oshawott I see?" Rosa asks, meeting her at the bottom.
"Y-Yeah! Let's go Misu!" Melissa grins with confidence this time.
"Gooooo Baconater!" Rosa says, throwing out a tepig. The tepig flaring its nostrils in excitement.
"...Baconater?" Melissa asks in disappointment. Misu on the other hand snorts and snickers at the name.
"Tackle, now!" The bunned girl commands, the tepig charging towards the water type.
"U-Uhm...I-I don't know what moves you have s-so...d-dodge and counterattack!" Melissa shouts. Misu grins, jumping out of the way and hitting the tepig from behind. Baconater flies to the side. It was clear they were equal level. The tepig shot at Misu with an Ember. "M-Misu, use...u-uhm...water gun? D-Do you know that?" Melissa asks, it was clear she was inexperienced. Misu nods. He gets hit by the ember, then fires a water gun at Baconater.
This was enough to KO the poor Tepig. He gets sent back. "Well shoot. Looks like you won." Rosa chuckles. "Well your reward is one request from me!"
"Y-Yay! Good job Misu!" she runs to him, picks him up and kisses his cheek. "W-What do you mean by request though?"
"Sex, money, you know. The usual." Rods replies.
Melissa blushes heavily and replies. "W-Well, uhm...Misu? You wanna f-fuck her?"
Misu nods eagerly, his dick slipping out of its sheath, being fully hard.
Rosa giggles. "Cute, we'll pick a place and we'll start." Rosa starts taking off her leggings and skirt. Misu grins, pushes her over and plants his face between her legs. "Mmmm~" Rosa simply moans. The fur tickling her pussy. Misu gives her pussy a few licks, then goes to a standing position and holds on to her hips and pushes himself into her pussy, easily slipping in between her wet folds.
"Mmm not bad little one." Rosa comments, moaning lightly.
"Osha!" he comments in a complaining tone and begins to fuck her with fast and deep thrusts.
"Ooooh~ Aaaah~" Rosa enjoyed his new enthusiasm.
Misu smirks and slows down his thrusts for harder ones, each one slipping better than the last one as he was pushing out some precum with every thrust.
"Mmmm~ Keep it up!"
He nods and continues to thrust inside her, now back to his first speed with hard and deep thrusts. And with one last thrust, he hilts himself inside her and cums, filling her up. Rosa simply gives off a squeal, letting her own cum deep out around his length. Misu pulls out of her, hops on top of her, snickers a bit and pees into her face a bit before skipping back to Mel's side, who had watched the whole scene, her face bright red. "Blew! Ew!" Rosa says as she gets up and dresses.
Melissa giggles a bit. "H-He likes p-piss play, sorry about that!"
"Well, to each their own." Rosa can't help but giggle.
"O-Oh, is Baconater okay?" Melissa asks concerned.
"Of course." Rosa says, "Pokémon live to battle. Being knocked out only feels as bad as losing a game of soccer."
"O-Oh, okay!" she says, the relief clearly audible.
"Well, meetcha soon!" The two head back to their homes, both preparing to go out on a big journey.
The Really Real Bob: Thanks for reading! And a couple notes if you're a fan of me and Lyra.
We love our shameless self inserts. Now this isn't an OC story so we do not need any OCs, however, if you're the type of person who would like a shameless self insert just lemme know some details and we'll put him/her/they/whatever your pronoun is in here. Same works if you have ideas or scenes you'd like to see
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