THE MAGIC UNICORN!!!
Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight, you retards.
Alice's POV
The world ended when one unicorn landed on the hood of my car and multiplied into thousands. And you know what? I JUST HAD A PAINT JOB DONE!!! My poor car!!
Well, here's how it started.
Jacob was driving me, Bella, and Nicki home. We weren't fighting for once, and I was enjoying the peace while I could. We had just stopped at a stoplight when a unicorn fell from the sky. I don't know what happened after that because I was too busy fussing over my ruined paint job.
"OMIGOD!!! ALICE!!" Bella screamed in my ear.
"BELLA, I'M RIGHT HERE!" I yelled at her. "I CAN HEAR YOU!!!!!"
"Oh, right," she said. "I knew that."
"I knew I shouldn't have let Jacob drive my car," I said. "He always does terrible things to Rosalie's BMW."
"Jacob's sleeping up there at the wheel," Nicki said.
"Oh, God," I muttered. I definitely shouldn't have let him drive after getting drunk at a party last night.
"So," Nicki muttered. "what are we going to do about the unicorns?"
"Um, well we should probably get the unicorn off my damn car!" I screamed. Then realization sunk in. "Unicorns? As in plural?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, good God," I muttered, praying that my car wouldn't be totally dead. "How many?"
"Um, three." Why didn't she sound cocky? what does cocky even mean? I hear Edward say it around the house, but I never asked him what it meant. Maybe I should ask him later?
"Guys," I said calmly, "WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET THE UNICORN OFF MY FREAKING CAR BEFORE IT GOES SHIT!!!!!"
"That would be a problem." WHY WASN'T NICKI FREAKING OUT?!
The unicorn must have been scared by my voice, because then they all flew away.
Just then, Edward walked by.
"The magic unicorn," he said very, very stupidly. He sounded so freaking stupid.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Bella screamed. Then very quietly she added, "I think he's drunk again."
"The magic unicorn" was all he said before walking away with a smile on his lips.
Bye.