A/N

Made purely for the fun of it, not to be taken seriously! LSODM and Mortal Coil never happened.

Clothes Switch

Valkyrie stomped unhappily into the Sanctuary. Snickers were sent her way, but all were silenced by her death glares.

She hated this. She was so embarrassed. She could feel the anger envelope her as she stomped toward Ravels office, just to come face to face with Tanith outside the door. They stared at each other.

"Oh... My... God!" The two girls said in unison. Valkyrie was wearing her regular clothes but... pink. Tanith was wearing her normal leathers but… pink.

They looked at each other. Then, they went into Ravels office, a look of serious determination on their faces. When they entered, they were shocked.

Skulduggery's pinstripe suit was orange. Ghastly's robe was red, Ravels luminous yellow, Mist's purple, as was her veil.

Everyone stared at each other, trying to figure out what was going on. After a few rants and raves, they went back to Ghastly's shop, so that he could re-colour the fabric.

After they had left, Scapegrace and Thrasher fell out of the cupboards in laughter.

Scapegrace was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his/her face. It had taken him/her weeks to get everything ready, now all he/she had to do was remix what they said.

*** 4 days later ***

Valkyrie looked at the video, just as she and Tanith yelled in high-pitch squeaky voices "Oh-Oh my god! Oh m-m-my god! Why izzit pink?"

She went over to Tanith's house. Tanith was sitting down, sharpening her sword, a lethal look on her face.

"Ready?" She asked.

"Ready!" Valkyrie replied. Then they grabbed Tanith's motorbike, and rode to Roarhaven.

When they entered Scapegrace's pub, they found Thrasher wiping down tables.

Tanith pressed her sword into his belly. "Look, I don't care how hot your new body is, tell me where Scapegrace is, or else!"

"I will never betray my master!" He yelled defiantly.

"Thrasher," Scapegrace yelled, walking into the room, "Who is i-" He/she stopped at the sight of the two vicious looking girls who were grinning at him/her evilly.

There was a moment of silence, which Tanith then broke. "FOR FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMM!" And then they charged.