AN: Chapter two is coming up so send me your awkward moments for me to include! (Make sure they're from Wicked and not just totally random...)
Those Wickedly Awkward Moments
The awkward moment when you floating in your bubble and someone looks up your dress.
The awkward moment when a re-enactment of a private event takes place in public.
The awkward moment when you're the only person in your world that has green skin.
The awkward moment when you arrive at a school where everyone sings like bees.
The awkward moment when you realize that your Headmistress is really a fish in a dress.
The awkward moment when you're roomed with the only person in Oz who can't come up with an original insult.
The awkward moment when your teacher is a Goat.
The awkward moment when your Goat teacher actually bleats.
The awkward moment when you almost get run over by a ranga.
The awkward moment when a prince somehow invites the whole school to a party in less than 3 hours. (This was decided upon by the fact that classes for the day had ended and Galinda takes at least two hours to get ready for such an occasion).
The awkward moment when you get a gift that looks just like a black traffic cone.
The awkward moment when you realize that Munchkins aren't really that short after all.
The awkward moment when you arrive at a party wearing a black traffic cone and a navy blue curtain.
The awkward moment when you're dancing like a retard and someone actually joins in.
The awkward moment when your polar opposite becomes your best friend.
The awkward moment when the only nickname someone can come up with for themselves is their own first name.
The awkward moment when that ditz you room with attempts to teach you how to be like her.
The awkward moment when you realize your roomie isn't as blonde as she first appeared and might be onto something.
The awkward moment when your best friend's boyfriend hits on you.
The awkward moment when you make you entire class dance like loonies and then run off with your best friend's boyfriend.
The awkward moment when you realize you're in a very deserted clearing with a prince who has a very shifty reputation.
The awkward moment when the infant in the room ruins the moment… again!
The awkward moment when it rains and you don't melt.
The awkward moment when you receive a letter from an old man inviting you to his house.
The awkward moment when you have to tell your friend that your satchel is not a purse and therefore cannot carry all of her stuff.
The awkward moment when you get off a train and nobody stares.
The awkward moment when you go to a show and you as an audience member have to dance as well.
The awkward moment when that giant menacing head is actual kind of friendly.
The awkward moment when some old guy is the giant menacing head.
The awkward moment when monkeys fly.
The awkward moment when brooms fly.
The awkward moment when you fly.
The awkward moment when your flying on your broom and someone looks up your dress.
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PS Thanks to my beta!