Title: Effects
Summary: Soifon believed her day was going to be same usual routine when she woke up that morning, that is, until Yoruichi dropped by to see her - one shot.
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Romance

Effects

Soifon stood observing her troops practicing their usual training routine; she had assumed the day would have passed as usual only she sensed a familiar reiatsu heading this way and knew she may as well throw all of her plans out the window since that always seemed to happen anyway when she showed up.

Something that set Soifon on further edge was that something was wrong as well, her reiatsu kept spiking erratically and for someone dubbed 'The Goddess of Flash,' she was certainly taking her time to arrive.

Soifon's strategic mind began to work out any possible reasons for this and prepared herself for the worst, Yoruichi could've have been injured, most likely poisoned judging by her former mentor's strange use of her spiritual pressure, this also explained why she was heading for Squad 2 instead of the Squad 4, she most likely believed Soifon could find a cure for her faster.

"SOOOOOOOOOOOI!" Yoruichi called out to Soifon once she finally appeared in the training grounds and continued to rush straight at the captain.

"Yoruichi – SAMAAAAAAA!" Soifon shrieked as Yoruichi did not stop and crashed right into her, the collision was enough to knock her down to the ground and the two were sent flying backwards, skidding along the ground for several metres, Soifon taking the brunt of the force since she was trapped underneath.

Soifon cracked an eye open once she was certain they had come to a stop and blushed furiously when she saw that Yoruichi had nuzzled her head quite happily into her bosom, her arms wrapped around Soi's tiny frame, keeping her locked in that position in case Soifon tried to move. Soi's face only turned a deeper shade of red when she noticed her entire squad had stopped training to observe the strange scene unfolding.

"W-whaaa-areyou doing Y-Yoruichi-sssama." Soifon stammered out uncontrollably, failing to sit up since Yoruichi was still on top of her.

"Mmmm you smell so goooood." Yoruichi hummed peacefully while rubbing her face against Soifon.

"Y-Y-Yooruu..." Soifon couldn't finish her sentence since she didn't have any clue on what to make of it all.

Soi's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets when she felt Yoruichi's wandering hand slip through the folds of her uniform, she grabbed Yoruichi's wrist in an instant and pulled it free of her clothing.

"What are you doing?" she frantically hissed back at the older woman while casting a swift glance at the stunned faces of her troops, certain she spotted one of two men retreating from the scene while covering their noses.

"You're so soft and warmmm." Yoruichi purred and made a show of nuzzling into Soi's body, completely oblivious to the scene she was creating.

"My Office. Now." Soifon told Yoruichi as firmly as she possibly could, which wasn't much given the situation though she was able get out from under Yoruichi and back on her two feet. Yoruichi frowned at the loss of contact and flopped onto Soifon, who managed to hold steady under her weight this time round. The two stood at the front of the training grounds, Yoruichi draped across Soifon, her frown gone now that she was holding her little bee again, Soifon gripped tightly onto Yoruichi the more the older woman leaned onto her till it felt like she was the only thing keeping Yoruichi upright.

"What are you all staring at? Back to work!" Soifon shouted at her men, all of which had been transfixed by comical sight. Not wanting to waste any time to see if they did resume their training, Soifon led Yoruichi to her office where she could deal with the woman there. Clearly whatever was affecting Yoruichi had to be very powerful to make her lose control of her actions in such a manner, this also meant it could be potentially dangerous the longer it went untreated.

She carefully deposited Yoruichi on the sofa Yoruichi had bought her a while ago now and was frozen in place at the sight of Yoruichi rubbing herself against the chair, her mind wandering at the sounds of pleasure Yoruichi started to hum passionatly as she arched her back against the soft material. Soifon mentally shook herself and retreated away from sight, busying herself by locating some of the standard antidotes in her cupboard.

"When exactly did you start to f- Yoruichi-sama!" Soifon nearly dropped the small vial in her hand when Yoruichi actually rubbed her head along Soi's right shoulder blade and across her back to her other arm in such a way that Soifon instantly thought the movements were that of a cat greeting someone.

"I've missed you bee," Yoruichi purred after ducking under Soi's left arm and continued to rub the side of her head across Soi's body, Soifon felt her blush return tenfold as Yoruichi's head pressed into her chest yet again. She grabbed Yoruichi and held her at arm's length, if she was going to have any chance at working out what was wrong, she needed a clear head and Yoruichi's actions were lighting a fire inside her body.

"What happened to you?" Soifon asked, giving Yoruichi a gentle shake to get her attention since it seemed she was only interested in keeping as much contact with Soifon as possible since she had weaved her arms around Soi's and the captain swore Yoruichi was padding her with her fingers. If she didn't know any better she'd have thought Yoruichi was acting exactly like a cat only in her human form which didn't make any sense.

"Kisuke, he-"

"He what?" A frown formed across Soifon's brow at hearing that name and the fact that it was the first time she had been able to get a good look at Yoruichi's eyes, they were fully dilated.

"We made a bet." Yoruichi trailed off, she was more focused in her attempts to get closer to Soi's body again and she didn't understand why her little bee was denying her, they had been together for some time now.

"What bet?" Soifon pressed the matter while doing her dam best to hold Yoruichi off.

"He said catnip would affect me the same way in my human form as it does when I'm transformed."

"C-catnip?" Soifon repeated, utterly stunned by this revelation – Yoruichi used this to her advantage and pounced on the shorter woman, knocking her to the ground once more and snuggled up against her body quite happily.

"Mmmm, said I'd be too strong for that to be true and I proved him wrong." Yoruichi stated proudly

Soifon merely blinked up at the ceiling while listening to the sound of Yoruichi purring away on top of her. She had to hide a chuckle when Yoruichi nudged her hand, already knowing what she was after; Soifon began to stroke Yoruichi's hair softly.

"Oh yes, you proved him wrong alright." Soifon replied with a smirk, though made a metal note to tell a certain someone off for drugging her girlfriend.

A/N: Just a very quick little piece of fluff that popped into my head yesturday and wouldn't leave me alone till I wrote it out.
(Actually inspired by the actions of my own cat not leaving me alone after getting her paws on some catnip.)
Must admit, I think it was lot funnier in my head than when I tried to write it out - hopefully it made you smile at least and if not, I know I have to work on writing comedy scenes then lol.

Hope you enjoyed it *fingers crossed*