Dan and Phil Pokemon fanfiction.
-Heck yeah...I'm doing it!-
I just rewatched Dan's video on shipping...So now I'm inspired...Help me.
-START!-
Dan was looking up at the stars. So many things could jump out of the bushes and kill him right now, but he knew he had to stay. He was traveling with his best friend Phil. Together they were trying to become good trainers. Phil had had night watch last night, for any pokemon that would kill them, or for any ghost types, Dan's worst fear. However, Phil needed rest, so it was Dan's turn to watch. He kept the campfire going, and was scared to death. He tried to concentrate on a book to keep himself occupied, but it was boring.
Suddenly there was a rustling in the bushes, and a wild pokemon appeared! It revealed itself to be a goldien. Dan hated goldiens, and immediately went about killing it with a sledgehammer.
The next morning Dan cooked Phil a nice breakfast of chancy eggs and goldien meat. They ate until they were full, and left the rest for their pokemon. Their herbivore pokemon puked at the sight of the unknowing pokemon becoming cannibals.
Once everyone was finished eating, and back in the pokeballs Dan and Phil made their way to Pallet town. They heard their was a pokemon scientist there who could help them train their pokemon.
Once they reached the lab, they met with the professor's assistant, an amazing artist by the name of Tracy. He was very nice, and helped them find the professor. They were led to his office, where he showed him the pokedexes. He gave one to each of them, and told them about it's usefulness. However, it did not work as intended, and ended up breaking more easily than an iPod. Due to this fact they murdered the professor and his assistant. No one in the town knew they were in town, so they were able to make a clean getaway.
The officer jenny's just blamed it on some pokemon going rouge at the lab, and shut it down until further notice.
Ash released all of his pokemon that day for betraying the professor.
Dan and Phil lived a happy life and moved to an alternate world called Great Britain where pokemon was just a game. They even made a living making online videos.
-I'm weird...-
Please don't hate my imagination.