Confidential to Meg Cabot: You don't remember this, but we have MET!! Ha-ha everyone! I have met her and YOU HAVEN'T!!! Meg, when you were in Northern California on a Princess Diaries tour and you handed out little tiaras and notepads and I was the oldest one there without my OWN kids... I hadn't read many of your books yet, but now I have read them ALL!!! (Except the ones I am reading now of course) All hail the great Meggin!!!

Disclaimer: Sigh I don't own Suze... or... do I have to say this? Fine. I... don't... own... Jesse. Waah! Or... Paul... although frankly, I wouldn't mind. Here that Meggin? If you ever feel like selling... call me! But I made all the rest up! Except the Simon says bit. I actually thought of that and then I was like "hey wait that was in the book huh!" So I used it.

Anyway, here is what Suze and her "buddies" are up to 10 years after the books! She is now a little older than Jesse. Funny how that works, isn't it? Ah, well. This is in Suze's POV. If you are a fan of PS, then... you are crazy! If you R, please R! Hah, if you don't know what that means, just review and I'm sure some nice person will tell you! I'll probably be putting up about a chapter a week.

An ad from the classifieds of the local newspaper:

Do you see ghosts? Does your child insist he or she sees ghosts? Has a friend ever said in what sounded like seriousness that he or she has seen, spoken to, or touched, a ghost? Simon says: call Dr. Susannah Simon, PhD. If I cannot solve your problem, I will waive the fee. My unique techniques have never failed me. I can tell whether they are making it up, hallucinating... etc. I have already made a child go from an indoor introvert to a friendly little boy who stopped saying he could see ghosts!

It proceeded to say where the sessions would take place, my brand new office phone number, and that a one-hour session was all that was needed, as well as possible follow-ups depending on the patient.

"Very impressive, querida. And will you be giving yourself counseling?" Jesse was reading my ad.

"If seeing ghosts is a sickness, I don't think I'll be cured, thank you." I replied.

He grinned. I noticed that he had been catching up with the 20th century lately. He might even be in the 21st soon... Our relationship had been getting more serious lately, as if we were just two ordinary 20-something year olds in love... we weren't married though... I tried not to think about that, though. The day after my ad printed, I was bombarded with phone calls. There couldn't be that many mediators out there, could there? Some of them must have been either lying or just wrong... I had my secretary make them all appointments. Secretary. Hah. Like I had a secretary. I WAS my own secretary.

RR and I'll post my next chapter... Suze's 1st session!