I don't know what's possessing me to write this, but I suddenly had this weird idea while I was doing my homework.
...homework can wait.
I've decided to make this a one-shot.
(Cybertronian speech translated into English.)
Cybertronians are still living on Cybertron now. Alien robot lives are similar to ours and right now we are going back in time to when Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Springer, Arcee, Firestar, Moonracer, and everyone else were considered teenagers....
The school colors are yellow and red...
"I don't want to go to gym!" Firestar complained as she, Moonracer, and Arcee walked side-by-side to the dreaded gym class.
"Just grin and bear it." Arcee said through clenched teeth as they neared, "That's what I do. And remember, next class is transforming class, so at least that's fun."
Firestar, "Yeah, but you can only do that in the class. I hate it though when they teach us those weird things like, I don't know, trash cans! It's a total waste of time."
Arcee, "Ha! You made a funny!"
Moonracer skipped beside them. "I love gym class! You can interact with boys and it's counted as extra credit."
'Star cocked an eye ridge at her, "You do way too much interacting for a femme in the 11th grade."
'Racer stuck her metal tongue out. Her gum was noticeable as Ratchet came around with a large yellow garbage can.
"Please spit it out, Miss Racer."
Moonracer smiled impishly and spit out her wad of chewy material. Arcee and Firestar followed her example.
"Whoa, is someone building a mosaic in there or something?" Moonracer said as she looked into the can which was filled a quarter of the way with a rainbow of gum."
Ratchet placed the trash can in the girls locker room.
Meanwhile.... {Boys locker room}
Bumblebee stretched. "Hey, guys," he greeted as the Twins walked in.
"Hey." the Twins said absent-mindedly as they continued a hushed conversation.
Bee strained to hear what they were saying, but it was futile. "Ugh. Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, please, what are you talking about."
The identical pairs of eyes glanced at him. "Him too?" Sunny, the yellow robot, whispered to Sides, the red robot.
Sides shook his head up in down with a smile.
"Okay," Sunny said getting close to Bee. "We're planning a little prank, and we think you might enjoy helping us."
"Get Springer."
"Alrightly, what is it?" Bee asked.
Ratchet came out of the gym teacher's room. "Okay, I'll be your gym teacher for today. Lets start with a few laps. Go."
Immediately Moonracer jumped up and started running alongside Firestar and followed reluctantly behind.
Ratchet went back into the office.
After Ratch was out of sight, most of the males sat down on the gym bleachers. The femmes kept running. As 'Racer jogged past them, many of the boy's eyes were glued to either her short-short armor or her one-size-too-small sports bra plates. She flashed a dazzling smile at each one.
Arcee ran with her arms crossed over her chassis to escape being an eye candy for young boys. She noticed that Sunny, Sides, Springer, and Bee were huddled in a corner creating a yellow and red blob. Sideswipe was pointing at certain girls as they passed.
"What are they up to?" she wondered.
Firestar also noticed that. Bee transformed into a metal box. "What do you think they're doing?" 'Star asked Arcee.
"I don't think we want to know."
"Where's 'Racer?"
They looked back to see 'Racer smooching with Blurr.
Sunstreaker saw what she was doing and suddenly scowled. They laughed together.
"Alright, now, the plan is totally going into action," Sunny whispered to his group.
"That was fun." 'Racer commented back in the locker room as she re-applied her purple lip color on for the millionth time today.
"How...can you...say that!" Firestar panted. "We ran...like, 20 laps, then...gymnastics...then comet-ball, then....40 more laps!"
"Well, Moony only did half of that. Blurr was more important apparently." Arcee sassed.
Moonracer rolled her green optics. She took off her sports bra plating and was just in her regular bra and short-short armor. She claimed she was too hot to be able to change just yet. Most of the other girls in the yellow and red ornamented locker room had the same idea. She looked at the yellow trash can next to the mirror. "Hey, wasn't that filled with gum before class?"
"Maybe they emptied it. Or, it could be that one over there." Firestar said pointing to the other yellow trash can a few feet behind her.
"Maybe." Moonracer said letting the thought escape her. She leaned in close to the mirror. The red locker behind her seemed to shift a little. Her optics widened. "Hey girls...I...did the locker just move???"
Arcee looked at the locker. "Uh, no." she said taking off her over armor leaving her in her bra plating as most of the others were.
"I might just be over heated," Moony said as she slipped her short-short armor off. Now she only had under-ware for her pants.
She heard some giggles.
"What was that?" Elita asked from another locker row.
The laughing increased.
"It's probably nothing?" Moonracer said. She nervously applied yet another coat of lip color.
"I think you missed a spot." Sunstreaker whispered in her ear as he transformed from his trash can shape and into his true form. Sideswipe followed his example and changed out his locker shape and pounced into the mist of a bunch of half-naked, screaming, femmes.
Bee changed from his trash can disguise and took pictures, laughing all the while.
There was screaming heard a few isles away. Springer must've revealed himself too from the lockers.
Sunny kissed Moonracer than sprinted away. Everything was chaos was Sideswipe locked the door and kept Ratchet at bay. The girls screamed and kicked. After a minute, noticed that the boys weren't trying to rape them, but it was all a practical joke. Yet, with the 'kissing capers' making their way to every girl, the shrieking continued.
"Chromia!" Elita yelled as Springer got more than one or two kisses from her.
"Move it aft-hole!" Chromia screamed. She shot a plasma blast at him making him fall sprawling on the floor.
"Where in Primus's name you'd get that!?" Roulette asked in amazement. "You're still a minor!"
Chromia blushed, "I have a special relationship with the weapons master, Ironhide. He likes to give me these little trinkets ever now and then."
Suddenly, the door burst open with Ratchet steaming and a bunch of boys crowded against the door to see what was happening.
"RETREAT!" Bumblebee screamed breaking off a kiss with Firestar. He ran out with Springer close behind. They plowed through everyone while three girls sat on each of the Twins.
"You too," Ratchet sneered, "Are in a hell lot of trouble."
The Twins helped each other up after the girls stood up. "Eh, it was worth it." Sides shrugged.
Ratchet's fist tightened on his wrench.
"Run for it!" Sunny yelled.
There was a whooshing sound, and then Ratchet's wrench was just big enough to clonk them both in the head causing them to fall over each other. As they groaned on the ground, Ratchet came to tower over them.
"This," he said, "is the beginning of a whole new friendship." he tossed his wrench from hand to hand as he walked off. Detention slips covered the Twin's bodies as they limped off.
Please review. I thought this made-up story would explain why Ratchet has a grudge against the Twins.
I was also bored.
Read and Review!!!!!!!!