Because I Say So
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Summary: Chad bothers Sonny and she wants him to stop. A pointless Channy drabble. All dialogue.
MONDAY
"Sonny."
"Chad."
"Sonny."
"Chad."
"Stop smirking."
"Why should I?"
"Because…."
"Because?"
"Stop smirking. It's annoying me!"
"Oh, I should stop smirking because it's annoying you?!"
"Urgh…you're so frustrating."
"Thank you."
"Stop that."
"Thanks for trying, but…won't do. Bye Sonny, see you later."
"Er, bye?"
That was weird.
TUESDAY
"Sonny."
"…"
"Sonnyyyy…"
"…."
"Sonny!!!"
"Wha-, what, why? Oh, it's you. What do you want, Chad?"
"You were sleeping, weren't you?"
"Oh, no, I was just laying here, with my eyes closed, ignoring you."
"Were you Sonny? Were you really?"
"Will you stop saying that?"
"Hehe."
"What the hell was that?"
"I don't know."
"Whatever."
"Whatever."
"Whatever."
"Whatever."
"Chaaad, stop repeating my words."
"What, you're repeating my words."
"Nooo…I'm repeating 'your' words, which are technically mine, because you keep repeating mine, and I'm just…playing along, I guess."
"Why?"
"I don't know. I think there's something wrong with me."
"And you realized that now?"
"…."
"Whatever."
WEDNESDAY
"Munroe."
"Cooper."
"Munroe."
"Chaad…."
"Hey, you just ruined our routine."
"Huh?"
"Are you really that stupid, Sonshine?"
"Did you just call me…sunshine?"
"I guess."
"Why?"
"I don't know."
"Uh-huh."
"Really."
"Uh-huh."
"Seriously."
"Uh-huh."
"Sonny."
"Chad."
"I'm leaving."
"Good."
"Good."
"Good."
"Good!"
THURSDAY
"Sonny."
"Chad."
"Sonny."
"Can you move?"
"Why?"
"Because."
"Nope."
"Please?"
"Nah. I think I'll keep standing here. It's really comfortable, you know?"
"Come on Chad, please move."
"Why?"
"Oh, nevermind."
"O-kay."
"LOL."
"Huh?"
"And you said I was dumb. Seriously, you have no idea how ridiculous you look right now."
"Chad Dylan Cooper never looks ridiculous."
"Hehehe."
"…"
"Hey Chad, look, it's Zac Efron!!!"
"Huh? Where is he?! Doesn't he know he's banned?"
…
"Sonny, where did you see Z-…Stupid Chad, stupid, stupid, stupid. She just tricked you. Sonny Munroe tricked you."
FRIDAY
"I can't believe you did that!"
"Did what?"
"Oh, don't play stupid Munroe! You know exactly what I'm talking about. That, that, deceitful trick of yours yesterday…about Zac Efron, you know?"
"Hmm, can't say I remember that. What exactly did I say?"
"You said, and I quote: 'Hey Chad, look, it's Zac Efron!!!'!"
"Really? Wow, I really cannot remember that. You must be delusional."
"Hey! Chad Dylan Cooper is not delusional."
"OK, whatever you say. Ooh, pardon me. Whatever Chad Dylan Cooper says."
"Grrr…"
SATURDAY
"Hello."
"Sonny."
"Chad?"
"Sonny."
"What? Why are you calling me on Saturday?"
"No reason."
"Huh?"
"Bye Sonny."
"Bye Chad."
SUNDAY
"Chad? What are you doing here in the middle of the night?"
"I had to…wow, nice PJ's."
"No, not that smirk again. Chad, will you please stop smirking?"
"I will. If you tell me why."
"B-because…because I say so."
"OK."
"…"
"…"
"What was that? Why did you…why did you kiss me?"
"Because I wanted to."
"Oh. Alright."
"Hey Sonny?"
"Yeah?"
"Pick you up at seven?"
"Sure, can't wait."
"Me either."
AN: Hmm, I'm not really a fan of the ending. Whatever, though. LOL. What did you guys think? Please review!
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