OMG!

I SEE PIXY STIX!

WE'RE GOING TO FUN FORE ALL TOMORROW!

And... Good Night... Not! It's only 6:30!

Okay, I'll stop procrastinating... And Leyah will do it for me!

Me: Leyah! Get over here or no sugar cubes for you. (Leyah is OBSESSED with sugar cubes)

Leyah: Gimme SUGAR CUBES!

Me: Not until you do the disclaimer. Now, sit girl.

Leyah: *Sits* HyperHyperPixyStix13 does not own the 39 Clues. *Counts on fingers* Only me, Howard, Hannah, Shawn... and the other OC's she makes up. Now GIMME SUGAR CUBES!

Me: My hand! *Drops sugar cubes* What was that in that needle you threw at me?! Leyah? Leyah? LEYAH!


Leyah ignored the throbbing pain in her ankle. She fell down to the ground, hard.

Howard "Humongous" Kelly laughed at her with his gang of bullies right behind him.

"Old McDonald had a farm, she then hot beat up, by us!" he sang with a gravelly voice that could kill a squirrel. And that wasn't even the worst thing! His death glare could stop an elephant in its tracks.

"Time to pay, Leyah. You got us detention the night of the big game! Our team will lose without us!" Howard shouted in fury. He hurtled towards Leyah with all of his mass, and she used all of her strength to dive out-of-the-way.

"Do not avoid me!" he roared, face all red. Talk about a change of mood.

He charged towards her, but this time Leyah did not have the time or energy to dive out-of-the-way again.

He punched her in the shoulder, knocking her into the wall. Leyah felt a burst of pain in the back of her head and saw black on the edges of her vision. Though she hurt, she was not afraid. She was armed with a fan, which may sound weird to you, but she was so skilled with it that she could knock a fully grown man off of his feet with a single throw, if she threw accurately.

Leyah moved to grab her fan, but Howard grabbed her by the throat and lifted her up into the air. She stopped reaching for the fan and immediately brought her hands up to her neck. She coughed and knew well that if he got mad enough, that he could kill her with his bare hands.

Leyah kneed him in the place that you should never be kneed in, and he dropped her like a sack of potatoes.

She quickly scrambled out-of-the-way, and ran towards the school bus.

Howard stormed after her, with his evil little minions following, snickering and teasing Leyah about being a chicken.

Leyah ran to her bus and jumped into an empty seat. Unfortunately, she didn't see the strongest of the gang, Shawn "Sweaty" Kelly following her.

Her friend, Hannah, joined her in a seat. Hannah had platinum blonde hair that she always kept to her shoulders, while Leyah had the left side of her hair blonde, the middle was naturally red, and the right side of her hair had been recently dyed blue.

"Not now Hannah, I'm trying to avoid some people." She threatened Hannah. "And they look pretty mad."

"Leyah, were you bothering Howard and his gang again? They did nothing to you! And Howard.. oh, he's so dreamy. You can't hurt him!" Hannah responded quickly.

Leyah mumbled something about Hannah and her bad choice of boyfriends but suddenly her face turned pale. She swear she saw... she saw... was it really them? After all these years?

Leyah was knocked off her train of thought when the car rammed into the back of the bus. She was thrown forward: and right into Shawn.

"Oh, you're going to get it now!" Shawn shouted. "Daring to show your face on the bus now... oh, revenge is so sweet!"

Leyah scampered away, but ran out of the bus along with many other kids because someone was trying to open the emergency exit in the back of the bus! The man shouted something out in another language when he saw the kids getting off the bus and...

Hiss...

All of the sudden something exploded and all the kids could see was white. One by one, the kids started falling to the ground. Knockout gas, Leyah realized too late as the attackers searched the bodies for someone. She felt too weak to stand, and she was dizzy, and suddenly she was on the ground. As the last kids fell asleep, she heard the men shouting in rapid-fire German, how she knew what language she had no idea, and they came over to her. One threw a sack over her head, and...

Leyah didn't remember the rest. She was asleep, kidnapped by who? She knew not.


Remember:

"He who laughs last laughs best." -Quote from Bud, Not Buddy

Of course, I laugh best because I'm like always the last one to laugh. And there's a chance it's because I only get the joke, like, 5 minutes later. Just a very slim chance.

Remember to View AND Review! Any and all flames will be used to burn up this year's homework! (Thanks for the idea AmyianNatan4ever)

SPECIAL Captain Agent Steve out! (Inside joke, Ava!)