Hiya!

This fanfic occurs right after the movie.


"Welcome to my home!" Vanellope plopped down on her new queen sized bed. "Do ya want something a snack? Whaddya want? I've got lollipops, taffies, gummies, cotton candy, and, well, candy. Lots o' candy."

Ralph sat on the biggest chair in the room that Vanellope customed just for a big guy like him. "Um, no thanks. I'm not very hungry." Grumble, his stomach said otherwise. "Er, you don't happen to have any healthier stuff, do ya..."

The girl looked at him. "Like..."

"Like bananas, apples, cherries-"

Vanellope jumped up from her bed. "Yeah, we've got those. Follow me!" She grabbed his sleeve and

Glitch!

Suddenly, Ralph was in the hallways.

He blinked once.

Glitch!

Now he was at the front door of the castle.

He blinked again.

Glitch!

Now, he was outside. Startled, he took a step back. "Wow, you're getting good at that stuff."

"Yuppers! Now come-on!" She tugged at his sleeve.

"Wait just a second, kid," he groaned, one hand clutching his midsection and the other hand clutching his mouth, "All this glitching isn't good for my-" He didn't finish his sentence before he abruptly ran behind a gumball tree and made some horrible retching noises.

Vanellope tapped her foot impatiently. "Come on, Barf Brain. Do you want your snack or what?"

"Ugh. OK I'm done."

She ran off with Ralph following behind her. They arrived at a tree covered with dark red spheres.

"Cherries!," Ralph boomed and quickly grabbed some for the girl and him. He took a ginormous bite and-

promptly spit it out.

"Eww, what is this?" He poked the discarded piece with his toe, cautiously.

Vanellope took a bite and gave him a duh look. "It's a cherry flavored gummy, doih. What d'ya think it was?"

"An actual cherry, for starters..." Ralph's stomach growled again. "Do you actually have any cherries here?"

She rolled her eyes. "This whole place is made of candy."

"Oh, I shoulda figured." facepalm. "Don't you get sick of candy? Don't you want to eat other stuff like actual cherries?"

"Never tasted them before."

"Yeah, but- wait," he did a double-take, "You've never tasted a cherry before?"

"Uh, no. If you haven't noticed already, I couldn't really get out of my game to get any fruits."

"Oh." He looked right at the candy in his hand and then at the tiny girl in front of him. "Well, we're going to change that."


There's gonna be another chapter, but it's going to be extremely short.

It's just that my laptop's battery is gonna die soon, so...nuff said.