Mr. Krupp called a school meeting with a bunch of teachers at Jerome Horowitz Elementary School.
"Now teacher", Mr. Krupp begins,"I think we need to address a serious problem in the school."
"What's that?", asks Ms. Ribble.
"I'm glad you asked. Can anyone guess what issue I'm talking about?"
"George and Harold?", asks Mr. Meaner
"That's a good guess Mr. Meaner, but it's something much worse. It's students being gay!"
Every teacher nods and agrees.
"That is a serious problem.", agrees Ms. Ribble.
"Every year we see boys and girls kissing other kids with the same gender. It's unnatural and unusual. So I say we add a 'no gays allowed rule' for our school."
Every teacher nods as Mr. Krupp laughs evilly.
The Next Day,
All the fourth grade students are in the lunch room as it is lunch time. Meanwhile Mr Krupp press the button on the intercom as he starts speaking.
"Good evening students", greets Mr. Krupp," I just want to announce that being gay is not allowed at school. Any student who is gay will be part of the school's new anti-gay program. If the student is still gay after being done with the program then they have to move back a grade and if they are still gay they have their process lopped until they are back to kindergarten. Anyways, don't enjoy your day!"
George and Harold are sitting next to each other at lunch.
"Man, this is the first rule that does not affect us.", says George.
Harold frowns as he plays with lunch bag.
"Uhh Harold?"
"Yeah yeah, that's great."
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"Does not sound like nothing."
"Fine, I'll tell you at recess."
Harold storms off as he grabs his lunch bag.
At recess, George is sitting alone in a bench. Harold comes and joins him.
"So, what's wrong?", asks George.
"Promise me you won't tell my parents or anyone about this."
"Harold, we are best friends, I would not tell anyone."
"I'm gay."
"You're what?"
"I'm gay. That's the reason why I frown at lunch when Mr. Krupp makes the announcement."
"Why did you not tell me about this before?"
"Well, you're straight and don't get the idea I'm in to you cause I'm not. I just thought you'd be uncomfortable around me if I tell you."
"Dude, I would never feel that way about you. Gay or not gay you will be always my best friend."
Harold hugs George as George hugs back(in a friendly non-gay way).
Mr. Krupp was watching the whole thing through his office window as he records with a camera.
"Harold's gay? Well that's even better!", Mr. Krupp says.
Mr. Krupp picks up the school phone as he dials a number.
"Mr and Mrs. Hutchins, I believe there is something you need to know about your son."