"EIHH SCOTT!!" As in, I do not own. Michael Scott does. And what he says goes. With that said, all that you read here is just random fandom and in no way the real thing. Now, on with the show!
When Dee was just a young child he use to have fun making funny faces in the mirror. Even now he still enjoys a few laughs. No one knows of this, but the rat and mole that have seen him do such things have never been found.
He enjoyed taking his private jet. It was private; just him and the pilot, whose pit was completely concealed off to where Dee was. It was on that jet that the doctor would look at his reflections in the window and stick out his tongue.
There was a time, not that long ago, when Dee had just bought the expensive jet, that the Morrigan would fly close to the moving plane. He was almost terrified. She would always fly on the side he was sitting. It was almost annoying to him that he couldn't make his face.
It was because of this, the Morrigan didn't even realize in all her time knowing him, that she knew him more than anyone in the world. Everyone around Dee was expandable. If one had fallen another would take his place, but not the Morrigan. Dee could never replace her, and she doesn't even know it.
In some ways, she was glad she got to work with the Magician. Even though she was ordered around by some humani… Dee wasn't one of them. She didn't hate him, nor did she like him in any way. She had seen horrible things in her life. She had seen Elder, Next Generation, and Humani alike, fall and never get back up. She knows the horrors that Dee could do to her, but he doesn't. He does not risk it; he could not replace her.
On one cold day, before she stopped following him when he got in his jet, Dee had gotten on his last string. He was very annoyed and proceeded to stare at the Morrigan with a blank but angry look. This discomforted her, as she would look at him on the other side of the window, where it most likely was not getting hit with cold water and snow every other time they go through a cloud. Her expression was sad, Dee could tell.
He saw her discomfort whenever something was to proceed to hit her. He usually didn't care, but Dee couldn't help but feel sorry for her. She usually gets mad in this kind of weather and Dee knew he was seeing a very rare emotion coming out of the Crow Goddess. He chuckled a little; she was trying so hard to keep up with the jet, which was going faster the Goddess could go, and with the cold it slowed her more, but she would never quit. She wasn't the kind of person to just leave.
Dee thought he knew what he was going to do would ultimately have him killed, but he proceeded anyway… he stuck his tongue out at the Goddess. He closed his eyes then turned away, shaking a little, he knew that she would get angry and waited for the sound of claws at the side of the plane, but it did not happen.
Dee was surprised the Morrigan had not taken the plane straight out of the sky by now. He looked out the window to see what the Goddess was doing. Turned out she was lagging behind, not because of the speed of the plane, not because of the hail and rain, but because she was laughing. She was laughing so hard that she dropped a few feet under the jet.
That is why Dee could not replace her. That is why she knows him more than anyone on the planet, because instead of getting angry when Dee tried to cheer her up, she laughed. Out of all the secrets that he hid, he wanted no one to figure out his pure enjoyment of a funny face, all except the Morrigan. Though she does not know how important she is to him, Dee considers her as, if anything, a close friend.
She has not told a soul about the event, which is another reason why Dee keeps her, and she does not want to break the silent promise. At least not now, because unknowingly to Dee, she thinks of him as a friend as well.