Once Upon A-Team
Chapter 1
A Sleeping Giant and Wailing Sirens

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the following story.

Rated K+ for now. I might change it with latter chapters; depends on how the story plays out.

The wheels of the plane touched down smoothly on the New Hampshire run way, and the team hurried out, carrying B.A. over their shoulders, and to the van which they'd hid in a clump of large bushes. Murdock would drive, since B.A. was still out.

"I don't know, Hannibal, he's usually awake by now." Face said, mildly concerned, his voice strained with the weight of carrying B.A.

"Well, maybe you shouldn't have hit him after I shot him with his bed-time juice." Hannibal remarked, steadying Face as he settled B.A. into the seat.

"I said I was sorry. I thought we used it all to knock him out to get there."

"All you guys are crazy, you know that, right?" said Robert Sherman, holding hands with his new wife, Milly, as they climbed in.

"No, no! I'm the only one certified crazy, ya got that, Bob? They're just on the jazz." Murdock explained, starting the ignition.

"Then why are you driving? Whatever. Crazy or not, we just can't thank you enough. We really should have payed more attention to where we were going. We had no idea we'd passed the border." Milly said.

Hannibal lit a new cigar. "Well, next time you go on vacation, try not to do it so close to the border. Or at least bring your passport when you go."

"What they should do is paint the border! Or maybe put up a fence! Or take that crime scene tape and put it up, only make it say 'Different Country' or something. Then they wouldn't have to deal with this kind of problem; honeymooners accidentally crossing the border. I'm tellin' you, Faceman, we really could make a business selling the stuff." Murdock had been going on about this since he learned about the mission. He turned around to explain his business proposition.

"Keep your eyes on the road, Captain. We drop the love birds off then we have to drive cross-country to home, and I'd rather like a car to drive in." Hannibal tapped him lightly on the shoulder to remind him he was driving.

The van pulled in front of Mr. Sherman's parent's house. The team jumped out of the car and started walking up the side walk, but stopped short when they heard sirens in the distance. Face and Hannibal looked at each other.

"Decker?"

"I think so."

"Crap."

Hannibal turned to the newly weds and passed Robert an envelope. "This is your parent's refund, since we didn't need all the money. Say 'hi' for us, will ya? And, if anyone asks, you don't know who we are, got it? Thanks."

Face hurried back in the van, and yelled to Murdock. "Come on!"

Murdock held his hand up for them to wait one more second. He turned back to the house and whistled. He yelled out to the night air "Here Billy! Here boy! That's a good boy!" He held out his hands as if to hug someone, but promptly fell back on his butt.

"Come on, Murdock!" Face called, beckoning to him as Hannibal climbed into the van.

"I'm trying, but Billy just won't get off me!" Murdock yelled back, trying to push some invisible force aside. They all laughed at his antics.

Eventually Murdock got an invisible leash on his invisible dog and hurried over to the visible van. He led the invisible dog into the visible van and jumped into the driver's seat. He slammed his foot on the gas peddle and drove off, with B.A. still sleeping peacefully in the back.

Hannibal put his hand back and Face placed a new cigar and a lighter in it. Hannibal lit the new cigar as Murdock glanced back.

"Not good, guys, I can see the flashy lights. And Face, watch out for Billy's tail."

"Oh, sorry." said Face, shifting his position so he wouldn't step on the dog's tail, and straightening his tie. "Uh, Murdock, how'd he knock you down back there? I though he was kind of like a lap dog."

"Yeah, well, he grew up. He was a puppy then, and now he's older. That's what puppies do, they grow up."

"He was a puppy? For, like, twenty years, he was a puppy? Just what breed- you know what? Never mind."

"Murdock, put your foot down. I think those sirens are getting louder." Hannibal said, puffing his cigar.

Murdock drove like, well, like a mad man. He passed the border into Maine going about 80. Hannibal noticed the 'Now Entering Maine' sign and sighed. "Murdock, you're supposed to be going east, not north."

"Oh, sorry Colonel, no sun to navigate by." he remarked, gesturing to night sky, which was growing cloudy.

"Great, just great. Looks like rain, Hannibal. Do you know what rain does to a suit like this?" Face said, straightening his tie again.

"Don't worry, Face. This van has a roof. You won't get wet."

"Yeah, but B.A. is starting to wake up. When he finds out we're back in the States, and that we flew him here, he's not going to be happy. And you know who he's going to go for? The one closest to him. And do you know who that is? Me. And when he goes for me, I'm going to have to get out of his way. That means I'm going to have to get out this door. Murdock, can you slow down? I don't want to go splat when I jump out." Face was panicked, fiddling restlessly with his jacket, one hand clamped firmly on the door handle.

"Calm down, Faceman. Billy'll beat down B.A. for ya, if he tries anything." Murdock winked at Face.

"Don't worry, Face, Billy's got your back." Hannibal laughed at the scared look on Face's face. There was silence for a long while, and they passed a sign that said that they were now entering the town of Storybrook.

"Good, we can camp out in this town for the night. I don't see or hear Decker any more, maybe we lost him. Slow down a bit, Murdock; we don't want to get pulled over by the local police." Hannibal said, his cigar getting steadily shorter.

B.A. let out a loud groan, shifting in his seat. This practically made Face have a heart attack, and Hannibal looked back to laugh at his friend's distress.

Suddenly, the van jerked violently to the left, straight into a tree. Smoke billowed up from the smashed hood, and yell came from inside the van.

"I AIN'T GETTIN' ON NO PLANE!"

Well, what'd you think? Any good? I never tried writing in third-person, so this is new to me. How did I do?

I know the timelines don't really match, and the whole A-Team with Once Upon A Time Crossover is a bit far-fetched, but just bear with me, OK? The A-Team part is set somewhere between the 3rd and 4th seasons, just because Decker's in there, Amy and Tawnia and Franky aren't; there's really no other way to gauge the time period. For Once Upon A Time, it's set some time after the 1st season; they all have their memories back and stuff (except Sneezy.): Just imagine a regular day for me, will you. Emma and Snow are there, Cora and Hook aren't. Regina isn't over-the-top evil, no out-in-the-open schemes. Just insert a regular day in between some episodes, please. I probably won't have any story flash-back parts, but I haven't gotten that far yet, so no promises.

Please give me feedback! I need to know what you think so I can improve myself! I won't be insulted if you dish-out some constructive criticism, but, please, only if it's constructive. Also, please point out any typos you spot that I didn't. I'm really bad at spelling and stuff, so I'd really appreciate it. The title and chapter names are open for suggestion, since I'm really bad at naming things. I'd really like your opinions on better name.
Anyway, thank you for reading this far! Stay tuned for Chapter 2!