A/N So this is based off some of the real or fake friends compilation. I used a few of them that are all Halston bashing. I know, I'm a horrible human being but there's zero fucks I give about that. Yeah, so if you like Halston (ew...like I'm sure she's not a bad person but no), I advise you not to read this. :)
Disclaimers: I never do this but you all know I most definitely DON'T own BTR or Halston for that matter.
Warnings: Language, Extreme bashing, Thuggish Carlos
Real vs Fake
Fake: Never ask for food
Real: The reason you have no food
Kendall doesn't understand why Halston always has to hang out with him and his friends all the time. Okay, he does and the reason is James. The girl was head over heels for the gorgeous brunette. It was kind of pathetic since James wasn't even remotely attracted to her.
That was fine with Kendall because he honestly disliked the girl. It would suck for him have his best friend, his bro date a girl he wanted nothing to do with. Who could blame Kendall? The girl was fake as fuck. Annoying as fuck. Needy as fuck. Like, what the fuck?
At least she was decent looking... ha hah, no.
"What are you thinking about?" James asked his blonde friend with amusement in his hazel eyes. Halston sat beside James on the orange couch in their apartment.
Kendall gave the girl a distasteful glance before smiling at James. "Oh, nothing important." Because she really wasn't important to him.
James just shrugged before leaning over the coffee table to take Kendall's bowl of ice cream. He scooped the rest of the sweet cream in his mouth before shooting the now empty bowl back over to his friend.
"Why yes, dude, you can eat ALL of my ice cream, thanks." the blonde said sarcastically before frowning when Halston bursted into a fit of annoying giggles even though she thought Kendall's ice cream looked delicious and wanted to eat some herself.
...
"That looks good." Camille said before plucking Kendall's grilled cheese sandwhich from his hands and took a big bite.
The blonde pouted. "Yeah, and it was mine!" James cackled from his spot against the wall beside Kendall. Halston (uggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggh) was on James' other side, peering over to stare at Camille who took no notice of her.
Their actress friend just shrugged. "What are you two doing?"
James waved his hot dog he was holding in the air and said, "Just eating lunch."
"I was trying to anyways." the blonde boy grumbled. James laughed at him so Kendall took a huge bite of his hot dog.
"Hey-HEY!" James exclaimed at Lucy who'd just walked over to them and taken a bite of James' hot dog as well. She'd tore off the other end of the meat, making Kendall giggle.
"Wow, did I need that." the rocker moaned before taking Camille's hand. "Now I need you. Some kids in the drama class are fighting and although it's fucking hysterical watching geeks go at each other, you need to break it up."
Camille was dragged off saying, "We are NOT geeks. Bye boys!"
"Bye, Mille!" James and Kendall laughed before finishing off their lunches.
And damn, did that hot dog and grilled cheese look amazing to Halston.
Fake: Will knock on your front door
Real: Walk in and say "I'M HOME!"
"Yo, is she coming with us?" Carlos asked about Halston to Logan who shrugged.
"Her and James are friends I think."
"Nah, she wants to be his girl." the Latino replied, looking Halston up and down. "He could do better."
"So much better."Camille and Lucy agreed as Lucy parked her car in front of Kendall's house. The four teens piled out and met up with James and Halston who were standing outside the Knight's house.
"Sup, Jay." Carlos greeted his brother. They gave each other man hugs while Lucy and Camille stared at Halston.
"So, are you going to be hanging around us a lot now?" Camille asked curtly. Logan and Lucy waited for the blonde girl's reply.
"Um... I-"
"Ladies, don't scare Halston." James scolded his girl friends. The brunette gave Logan a man hug before pulling to hug Camille and Lucy. Halston watched her crush hold each girl close and tight with a jealous heart.
"Aight, enough with the introductions and shit." Carlos said and started up the Knight's lawn. Lucy chuckled and went after the thug Latino. The rest of the teens followed Carlos to the Knight's front door where Carlos banged it opened yelling "WE'RE HOME, KNIGHT!"
Camille and Logan laughed while James added more to Carlos' yell. "KENDALL, WERE YOU AT FOO?"
Halston rubbed her arm awkwardly as she heard footsteps thudding down a swirly staircase before Kendall and Jo appeared laughing. Kendall jumped over the railing while Jo finished the steps before running over to their friends.
Camille and Lucy met Jo half way while Kendall jumped on James who laughed.
"Right here, foo." the blonde drawled while Logan and Carlos snickered. "Nie entrance speech by the way, 'Litos."
"Thought you'd like it." the Latino smirked and headed to the Knight's kitchen. "I'm hungry."
Logan rolled his eyes and went after his friend, brushing past Halston on the way. "When are you not."
"Hey! Don't you dare touch my double fudge chocolate chip cookies!" Kendall shrieked when he heard the sound of a lid of some sort hitting the kitchen's tiled floor and Carlos' excited "Yum!"
The blonde scrambled away from James and ran to the kitchen, leaving behind a fit of laughing teens and an awkward smiling Halston.
...
"Halston is there." Jo informed her friends while biting her lip. She knew that none of them were fond of the other blonde girl but really, Jo didn't see anything wrong with her.
Her and her friends were outside the Diamond's mansion, hanging on the front porch right outside the front door. They all came to crash James' mansion since his mom was out of town but if Halston was there, they could forget about it.
"I seriously don't like her. She's annoying and taking James away from us." Kendall grumbled. Camille dropped an arm over his shoulder.
"You mean from you?" she teased and earned a pout.
"And?" the blonde sassed.
"Kendall's right. I miss Jay without having some blonde chick hanging off his arm 24/7." Carlos said and Logan leaned against Lucy.
"Is it sad that James doesn't even know that Halston likes him?" the smart boy asked.
"Dude, she wants to fucking have his babies." Lucy deadpanned.
"True." Logan shrugged.
"I heard that she was going to tell James today. She might be doing that now." Jo said as she twidled with her fingers. All of her friends stared at her.
"Come again?" Kendall asked. Jo laughed nervously and nodded her head.
"Yep..."
"Guys, do you know what this means?" Camille whispered dramatically. Carlos narrowed his eyes.
"If James agrees to date Queen of Desperation, that means we'll have to hang out with her even more."
"What if they make it serious?" Lucy groaned.
"Define serious." Logan said with a tilt of his head.
"As in they get hitched. Elope or some cliche cheesy ass shit like that." the rocker growled.
"I am not okay with this conversation anymore." Kendall announced and Jo laughed softly while leaning against him. "If what Jo says about Halston suddenly growing balls to ask James out and is doing this as we speak, we should stop it, like now."
"Agreed." all his friends but Jo said.
"Guys, what if James really likes her-" Jo started but got cut off by all of her friends.
"He doesn't."
"He could-"
"He don't."
And then Kendall opened the door yelling, "WE'RE HOME, JAMIEEEEEEE!"
James and Halston were sitting on the couch facing each other with Halston leaning in close to the brunette. James shot off the couch with a surprised laugh.
"What are you guys doing here?"
The guys dragged James into a conversation while the girls (minus Jo) gave Halston smirks.
...
"Um, shouldn't you knock first?" Halston asked an annoyed Lucy. The two were outside Jo's house and Lucy had her hand on the doorknob ready to turn it.
"Listen here, toots." the rocker began. "If you wanna be in our little circle of mischief and shit, you gotta stop with this politeness attitude. It's fucking obnoxious along with all these stupid timid questions you ask us."
Halston swallowed and back up a little just from the blank glare Lucy had aimed on her. "I just-" she started but a voice interrupted hers.
"Sup Lu."
Halston turned around to see Carlos coming up the Taylor's driveway.
"You walked?" Lucy asked the Latino with a smile. Halston stared at her and wondered how she could turn so nice quickly.
"Yeah. What she doing here?" Carlos nodded to the blonde and Lucy rolled her eyes.
"Because James is."
"Of course. Well, what you waiting out here for?" the boy turned the knob but Lucy stopped him with a jab to his shoulder.
"I was just finishing telling Peaches how we function in our little group. She keeps asking dumb questions like if we should 'knock' or something."
Carlos cackled. "Really? Listen," he focused on Halston who was biting her lip. "You want to hang with us, you gotta roll with what we do. We've all known each other for a long ass time and are comfortable leaving our houses unlocked for each other. Knocking don't exist to us bitch, get used to it." the Latino finished and opened the Taylor's door before walking in.
"I'M HUNGRY!" he yelled and Logan popped his head out of Jo's kitchen.
"Pizza's on the stove." he smirked. Lucy laughed, leaving Halston standing by the open door.