Yeah, congratulate me I found a way to pry that damn writer's block off my arm. I threw it away with out looking so sorry if anyone catches it. Now the title has nothing to do with what the story is about I just happen to like that song by Anthrax. Anyway I had been thinking about what a really messed up day would be like if a large group had one. Because well I have had some really messed up incidents that happen everyday of the week and I've had a day where I should have never gotten out of bed. I can't relate all the crap I've actually had happen to me in one day because it deals with work, but I had this devious idea to have a story based on a messed up day. I'm sure a lot of people can do this one. In fact I would love to see some ideas from others on this topic, but anyway on with the fun.

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Hy-Pro-Glo

By Cat-Girl Jasp


Prologue 0.0 When Nothing Becomes Something.

Not all days can be the epitome of perfection. That is expected, things happen. Bad things, good things, and of course the boring normal mediocre things have all been experienced by everyone. Actually a lot of nothing usually happens. Then there are those days that you think that sometimes you are the butt of a cosmic joke. A day so seriously messed up you have to wonder what in the heck happened. I never figured that a day like that would happen to not only me, but all of my friends too.

Oh yeah Hi! I'm Sora. I'm a digidestine. A chosen child that went to the digital world to fight and save it with our own digimon partner. Well that was several years ago. Now I still am a digidestine, and still have my digital partner Biyomon, but now we have all grown up, well some more then others. All of us older digidestine are now in collage while the younger ones are about out of high school, but that isn't what is important. What is actually important is a day that some how got turned up on its head. Not only for me, but all the digidestine. Just one of those days that for some unknown reason was our day. Imagine a nice warm summer day. A nice day to go to the beach, yeah right.

Just watch this nice day turn into a nightmare with no way to fight it. Not because of some enemy from the digital world that we can at least poke at with sticks and call it bad names, Noooooo it's got to be fate or something worse.


Chapter 0.1 The Pancake Incident.

"Tai!!!! Get up already!" Kari yelled from her bedroom door. Their parents had left on a visit with relative for the weekend and left Tai and Kari with the house. So they had decided to get together with their friends for the day and head to the beach. Not a bad idea by Kari's standards since there wasn't many days left of summer. So now Kari had been ripping through her closet trying her best to find something to wear over her bathing suit, and for that matter to find her bathing suit.

"I'm up already shesh!" Tai yelled back as he was trying to stifle a yawn. "What're you yelling about? It's Saturday for heaven's sake."

"I hope you didn't forget about today's beach trip." She answered looking at the clock before turning around to face her older brother. When she did she nearly fell over laughing. He looked like he had just crawled out of a dumpster or something. His hair stuck up wildly like usually and there was a candy wrapper stuck in it. He had obviously slept in his clothes from the previous day because of the fact that they were extremely wrinkled and rumpled looking and because of the large red stain on the front of it.

"What?" he asked very upset and still half-asleep.

"Sorry... Nothing.." She said between giggle fits. When her laughter had finally subsided.

"Yeah what ever. I haven't forgotten. I just ... I just had something else on my mind." He said rubbing his head.

"What happened?" she asked as she watched him flinch from his own hand.

"I fell out of bed." He mumbled then after taking a breath he added "And then bumped my head against the corner of the desk."

"Ouch hate when that happens." She said trying so hard not to make fun of him. She would have too, but she really wanted to get going soon. "Come on lets get ready." She said surprising him. Tai was really expecting her to make fun of him. He just mumbled and walked in a zombie like fashion out of the room.

"That was awful nice of you Kari." Gatomon said from her position on the bed.

"What do you mean?" Kari asked resuming her search for her favorite pink shirt. Actually it was very new she had just got the shirt two days ago on a shopping trip with Yolei. It was a sleeveless shirt with a star in the middle done in small white stones.

"You didn't make fun of your brother." Gatomon said in a sterner voice. "You always make fun of him when he falls out of bed."

"Yeah well I'm in a hurry today. I don't want to waste the time it would take to argue with him. Then I'd have to run from him and then apologize from him, and well you get the point."

"Heh, you just want to see TK in his swim trunks."

"What! I do not." She said pulling her bathing suit from the stack of clothes in the bottom of her dresser and giving it a strange look. "Well he does look cute in them." she added in a near whisper, but that's not the point. I just want to get to the beach before my summer vacation is gone."

"Yeah whatever." Gatomon answered jumping off the bead and heading into the living room. "I think your mom washed that shirt you're looking for."

"Oh really? Thanks!" Kari said jumping up.

In the kitchen she saw a surprisingly awake looking Tai standing near the stove with a large mixing bowl. "Want some pancakes?" he asked stirring the overly thick mixture that looked more like glue. It was a recipe that Mimi had taught them when she came over for a vacation from America. It was an incredibly easy thing to make so Tai had taken to it very quickly... usually the mix looked better.

"Yeah whatever you make's fine." Kari said half ignoring him "I see you got the paper out of your hair." She added.

"uh yeah.." he then mumbled something about a gum bomb. "Breakfast should be ready in a few." He said changing topics as Kari walked past him with a huge smile.

In the laundry room she had found a pile of clean laundry. "Mom definitely didn't do laundry. None of this is folded. " Kari mumbled to herself. As she began sorting through the stack of mixed clothes. "Hey Tai!!!" Kari yelled. When she got a mumble in response she assumed he was listening. "Who did laundry?" she asked poking her head out of the room to see if he actually was listening.

"ummm I think dad... Mom was so mad at him so he was trying to do some chores to help her out so she wouldn't be so mad." He answered trying to dig a pan out of the cabinet. "Why?"

"Dad? That's why this place looks like a mess. " She mumbled resuming her search. "Wonder what he did that made mom so mad." She said to the stack as she began was almost through. She was actually praying that her shirt wasn't in this stack at that point. Unfortunately she found it in a wadded pink ball. It had been wadded up so tightly she wondered what had happened. That is until it was came open.

Across the front of the shirt was a large white patch that had a frayed hole in the center. All the pretty white stones but one where gone and in their places where little frayed strings or the silver settings that had been used to attach the stones to the shirt. Kari was speechless.

"Oh by the way." Tai said from the other room "Dad had an accident with some of the cloths so don't be surprised at what you may find. You know I wasn't," he said before mumbling something about his soccer jersey.

Kari just dropped the shirt. On top of the garbage can before getting up and stomping off to the bathroom. 'What's wrong with her?" Gatomon asked as she looked over the back of the couch.

"Dad did laundry." Tai answered in a monotone voice before going back to the stove to see if it was hot enough yet. "Pancake?" he asked Gatomon.

"No, I'm trying to quit." She said after getting a good look at the batter. He just looked at her and shrugged. "Isn't Agumon awake yet?" she asked looking back at the TV. All the digimon had come to the real world for summer vacation. Since their partners where off from school they figured they could spend a little time with them.

"Yeah." He answered while still looking so intently at the stove. "He's in my room still. Don't know what he's doing." That's when they heard Kari's scream. Tai turned towards the bathroom to see what happened, unfortunately the pan was still in his hand. As he turned he knocked the batter bowl all over the stove where it promptly spilled in a thick mess landing on Tai's shoes. When Tai stepped back and examine the damage to his breakfast he slipped and fell bumping his head against the counter behind him on his way down to the floor.

'Kari Tai!!" Gatomon yelled jumping up and looking from the bathroom to the kitchen. Agumon immediately came running out and began looking around to see what had happened.

Kari came out of the bathroom rubbing her face as she tried to see what made the noise in the kitchen. Unfortunalty she couldn't see the chair in front of her. Gatomon tried to warn her but she was too late as she watched Kari flip over the chair and landing in the floor. That's when Black smoke began to fill the room.

"Tai the Stove!!!" Agumon shouted as Tai began scrambling too his feet to cut off the stove and clean off the now flaming pancake batter.

"Kari what was that scream for." Gatomon asked her as she helped open windows to keep the smoke alarm from going off.

"I got toothpaste in my eye then slipped on the wet towels in the bathroom." She answered still rubbing her face, "What was that noise from the kitchen?"

"Breakfast going up in flames." Tai answered putting the mess in the sink. "Let's hurry. I want to get out of here."