Chapter1
I woke up not sure exactly where I was. I opened my eyes. I was on a humongous bed and then I remembered I was at Edward for another sleep over with "Alice".
All of a sudden Edward walked into the room with amusement and nervousness in his eyes. "Hey" I said with a yawn "how was your night?" He smiled at me and replied with a look in his eyes I didn't quite understand. "It was good I spent most the night watching you sleep" I turned red. God why did I always have to blush. I had quite a dream about me and Edward. It was AMAZING! I hope I didn't say anything to give away my dream. That would be embarrassing.
I remember from my dream for some reason I kept saying 'Your so sexy' it was a good but weird dream. Edward broke me out of my trance by saying "your blushing why?" I twisted my hands and stared at them. "I didn't happen to say anything in my sleep, did I?" Edward smiled at me. "No more than usual" I knew I wasn't going to get a straight answer out of him so I sighed an wrapped my arms around his waist.
He for some reason coughed. I've never seen him cough before than all of a sudden before I knew what was happening I felt totally out of control and I leaned forward and tried to kiss him. He did something surprising he pulled me into the air and laid me onto the bed. Oh my god ! HE kissed me so good. His tongue traced the line of my mouth. Then his hand went to the fold of my t-shirt. Did he reconsider his boundaries? Then his hand was up my shirt. My heart was pounding then he took a breath and said the most surprising thing. His voice unsteady and velvety. "Your so sexy!" My lips froze my heart stopped all of a sudden Edward started to shake of silent laughter.
Then I heard Emmett's booming laughter and jasper snicker. They must have heard. I shoved away from Edward he was trying to compose his face. "What was that?" I growled. He looked at me with innocent eyes then he took in my face which looked red and mad. He said "Alright so you were very descriptive when you were dreaming last night so I thought it would be kinda funny to sort of reenact it so I had Jasper hit you with a wave of lust" He grinned at me "then I figured if id say that it would freak you out" I fumed he heard my dream and he told Jasper how embarrassing! "Why the hell did you do that!?" He looked at me sheepishly "Well…" He began. "You see Emmett and Jasper were listening to you last night and I was so wrapped up listening to you I didn't notice. They told me that they would make fun of you and if I didn't pull this prank which was quite enjoyable" He looked at me nervously and grinned. I sighed. God I could never be mad at him. But I was going to have to get back at him. So I figured I'd talk to Alice when Edward couldn't hear me. So I looked at him and said "Emmett. Jasper. Get now." They snickered but they left. I looked at Edward a plan cropping in my brain and I knew Alice would see my plan in the future. So I said " you stay here ill be right back." He looked at me questionably but he didn't move. So I got up from the bed and went to see Alice.
I walked down the stairs and I saw Alice grinning. So she said "lets go!" I laughed and said "Edward I'll be back" knowing he could hear me I only had to say it ,not shout. We both jumped into the canary yellow Porsche. We drove to mall and walked straight into Victoria's Secret. I looked around. Alice went and picked up some thongs then said to me embarrassingly loud "How could these be comfortable?" I blushed and shrugged. She picked out a red hot lacy one, a zebra print one and a blue one that was way racier than any of the other ones. Edward loves the color blue on me. I smiled at her we found matching bras and then we checked out. We both were laughing hysterically by the time we were out the mall doors.
One thing I love about Edward is he's very old fashioned but that also can be very annoying. So we headed back to the Cullen house. When we got there Alice was saying the constitution in five different languages in her head so Edward wouldn't know my plan. I quickly headed up stairs and noticed Edward was laying in the same exact place he'd been where I left him two hours ago. The look on his face made my heart stop. His eyes so beautiful, a grin slowly pulled across his gorgeous face. Focus! Focus Bella! I chanted to my self. I shook my head and said in the most even voice I could manage considering I'd just been dazzled beyond belief. "Edward, I have to change but you can stay if you like" He knew I was teasing him. He's very moral for a vampire. He smiled at me and left the room. I sighed and took the tags off the thongs and bras. I put them in the duffel bag making sure they were on top. I've never wore a thong and they didn't look very comfortable but Edward didn't know that. So I changed into an outfit Alice picked out at the mall that I just realized she bought. How did she do that?
She was brilliant! This outfit would defiantly set Edward off. It was a very low cut cami and a very short mini skirt. The cami was white and the skirt a blue that Edward loved. I laid down on the bed waiting for Edward to come in and sure enough he walked in and as he was walking in I was moving my legs to sit a little more lady like in my very short skirt and as doing so letting Edward accidentally getting look at my underwear which were not at all attractive.
He grinned but tilted his head so he was looking away till I got comfortable and covered. I blushed furiously. I needed to focus. So I said casually. " Edward um.. I was wondering did you stay in this spot there whole time?" I figured I better at least start a conversation. Before answering he looked at me questionably then sat across from me on the bed he said " if I tell you will you answer a question for me?" Oh crap! He knew how the hell did he figure it out? "Sure" I replied nervously. "OK he said well yes I did here the whole time you were gone." Before he could ask me his question I asked another " and what exactly were you thinking about?" He looked at my face for a minute I looked down at the blanket trying to avoid being dazzled I need to focus. "I was thinking about you like usual" I just nodded how could someone think about me for two hours? Before I could ask he quickly said "my turn,. Ok .
So why is your skirt so short?" This took me off guard that was the last question I was expecting. "Why don't you like it?" I asked trying to not smile. His eyes praised my body. "Yes." His voice quite uneven to my surprise. "but you know that undying self control you think I have well that's slipping away." He admitted.
Wow my plan was going to work perfectly I just needed to turn this conversation to my bag. So then I looked at the dresser bought me smiling. So I said "Ok well sorry about that .how about we unpack my bag so my clothes wrinkled" He nodded not knowing the trap he was about to run into. "You hand me the clothes out of my bag I'll put them away" He smiled and I hurried over to the dresser and then he walked gracefully over to me duffel bag. I opened a drawer to the dresser. He quickly unzipped the duffel bag then his smile turning to many emotions some unreadable but there was wonder in his eyes.
He stood there for a minute mystified by the contents of my bag. "Is there a problem?" I asked sweetly. He looked at me. "Could you please hand me the stuff out of my bag please?" I asked. He nodded and so quickly I wasn't sure what happened shoved my new underwear and bras into the bottom of the bag and handed me a couple pairs of jeans. His face concentrated as if he was deciding what to do. I smother the laugh that was creeping up on me it went on like this until the bag was almost empty except for my daily spoils. He concentrated on my face then in one fast movement I was in the air and was sitting on the bed Edward sitting across from me duffel bag in hand. "What are these?" He asked his voice strained. I looked into the bag.
I said "Edward I think you know what those are they are my underwear and bras. Why?" He looked at me so I kept my face blank. His hand was shaking as if he was getting the guts to do something. He took the blue thong out of the bag and said "You call this underwear? There is none here! You shouldn't wear these." I looked at him trying to block the laughter that I knew was going to explode. I cocked my head to the side and asked in the most innocent voice I could manage "Why? don't you like them?" He looked down at the garment in his hand and said
"Yes I do but.." He sat there for a while looking for the right words. "Isn't a bit revealing?" "So you do like it? Ok. Want to see it?" I asked letting a sly smile cross my face he looked at me questionably then said "I do see it." I shook my head "I meant on me." Then before he could do or say anything I grabbed the thong and the matching bra and headed for the bathroom. I got in there as fast as I could. Time for the finale I thought as there was a pounding on the door. "Isabelle Marie Swan don't you think of it!" Edward said in a strained voice. I quickly unchanged and put on the thong and underwear and shoved my clothes in a cupboard. "I'm coming in to stop you in 5...4.….3.…..2.….Bella I'm coming in !..1" Then with a crash he walked into the bathroom his face unreadable.
He was looking at the ground. Then he looked up slowly. "Jesus Christ! Bella what is your problem are you trying to make me lose control? Cause guess what" he stepped toward me a look of passion crossed his face. Yes! Jasper has perfect timing. Edward pushed me into the wall. Kissing me so well. His hand on my stomach. Then right on time Emmett walked into the room. Embarrassing but yet worth it. "Nice Edward! Bella looking good!" Edward snarled then hugged me up trying to cover me and ran to the bedroom and faster than possible ripped the sheet off the bed and tied it around me. At this point I was so close to laughing it was dangerous. Edward tackled Emmett and said in a voice I've never heard "YOU THINK THOSE THOUGHTS AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT BAD!!"
I now was laughing so hard it hurt. Edward looked at me disgustedly. Then said angrily "What are you laughing about?! Do you have any idea what he was thinking?" There look on his face was priceless. Tears were now rolling down my face. Then Edward stopped and you could tell he was reading Emmett's mind. I waited a couple of seconds then said "Gotcha!" He scowled at me. Then Alice, Jasper and Rosalie came busting in the room laughing hysterically. "Didn't think you had it in ya Bella" Alice said eyeing the sheet tied around my body. I said "And you say you 'foresee' the future" I joked. I looked up and saw Edward fuming.
I walked over to him I went say something but he put his hand over my mouth. "Everyone get out now" His voice still a little shaky from the passion jasper sent toward him. I looked at Alice there was a blank look on her face I could tell she was having a vision. Then all of a sudden she looked at me smiled and gave me a thumbs up. Edward growled at her. She walked gracefully out the room following everyone else. I looked at Edward. His face was smoothed over. To smooth. He shook his head. He picked me up and put me down onto the bed I sat across from him. "Ok now that were even can we talk?" He said. I nodded and said "What do you want to talk about?" He said with a grin "If you ever are going to wear that you cant to do it to get even with me it has to be for us…" He trailed off suggestively. I blushed. He had humor in his eyes now. "But I was wondering are those underwear things comfortable?" I laughed.
"I could get used to it but I'd rather stick to my bikini underwear" I admitted. Then Edward did something that surprised me he untied the sheet hands shaking then he said "you need to change cause one that cant be comfortable and two it's not helping my self control. So feeling weirdly self conscious and beautiful.
I went to his drawer instead of mine and pulled open a drawer and pulled out a pair of his boxers and slid them on and grabbed a white shirt then walked over to the bed like any other night and snuggled into his chest and drifted into a beautiful sleep "I love you." Edward whispered I whispered back "I love for forever and more" Then he began humming my lullaby and I drifted back into a beautiful dream.