Sunday night with the Cullens

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A/N: Next week, it's Pig's first day at High School and Giuli's first day at College! Yay! Big and important days! What we decided to do? Choose our clothes for the whole week.

Yeah, we know, it's kinda a stupid thing to do, but we were so bored that we needed to do it!

Like always, we started to think how it would be if it was with the Cullens and the fanfic came out!

We hope you enjoy it! R&R, 'cuz, like all the authors, we love reviews!

- The Forgotten Cullens

Chapter 1 – Alice's Revenge

I was sitting on the couch. Listening to Edward's song and thinking about the next day.

Tomorrow – our first day at school and work – was going to be a big day – I could see it.

I started thinking about all our first days at school and how terrible they have been; with the corner of my eye, I saw Edward smiling.

All our terrible experiences started to pass through my mind: Emmett with his ridiculous clothes; Jacob with his simple and old clothes; Jasper and Edward with their repeated clothes; Rosalie over-dressed; Bella with her normal clothes; and Nessie trying to decide: over-dressed like Rose or not-dressed like her mom?

I put on a face and Edward smiled, trying not to laugh. I looked at him, thinking what I could do as revenge – no one laughs at my disgrace. I smiled and saw Edward panicking.

"What you gonna do?" Jasper asked. "Seems like you're gonna kill Edward."

"I'm just gonna choose his clothes for this week." I got up and went to the stairs; I stopped in the first steps – a fantastic idea just crossed my mind. "Actually, I'm gonna choose the clothes of all of you;" I said, with a smile. Emmett, Bella, Jacob and Nessie panicked.

I went upstairs and started with Jasper. Edward was going to be the last one – mental torture, of course.

I chose to Jasper my favorite clothes.

To Emmett and Jacob, some decent clothes - a hard job, considering the clothes they had – that would look nice on them.

To Rosalie and Nessie, some clothes that would look nice, but not seem like they were going to the runway.

To Carlisle, some clothes that would make him look older and serious, but not a TV doctor.

To Esme, some good clothes to stay home and make her manual works.

To Bella, the most beautiful blue clothes that she had – nothing compares to a good and double torture.

I went to Edward's wardrobe and started to choose his clothes – I never spent so much time in my life to choose someone's clothes. When I finished my work, I looked at it satisfied. Right in front of me, there were five piles of expensive clothes – the best part was that, just like Edward loved, there were no repeated clothes.

I went downstairs slowly, just to keep the mystery for a little longer.

"You're definitely too small to be so annoying." Edward told me.

"You know you love me." I said with a big smile on my face, sitting at Jasper's side.

I just loved the fact that they would never try to use other clothes and not the ones that I chose.