This was all just for fun and all three of the people who wrote this story love Harry Potter and especially Twilight, and we meant no disrespect. But this was something we came up with and thought was funny so we decided to put it on here.
This was all just for fun...
The Twilight and Harry Potter story!
In the background of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, when Harry and Voldemort are fighting and Cedric is dead, the spotlight song (from the Twilight soundtrack) starts up and Carlisle Cullen creeps in with a very scary face. He sees Cedric and says "Imma eat choo bitch!" Cedric wakes up and goes "Ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhahhhh" In tune with the song which is still playing. Carlisle answers "Ahhhhhahhhhahhhhahhhh" in tune with the same song. They do this again and again, then they both get up and start dancing (Stacey's choreographed dance). Harry and Voldemort are still fighting when Harry turns and sees Carlisle and Cedric dancing, he goes to join in and tries to join in but they won't let him. Harry falls on the floor and goes "ooooooohhh oooooohhh boooooooo boooooo booooo be dooooo skid dooooo wooo!". The others look at him and start to kick him and beat him up, Voldemort see what they're doing and start chasing them around to the Benny Hill theme tune. Voldemort runs into a tombstone and smacks his head, he turns whilst shaking his head and gets up. He then starts skipping around and singing "I feel pretty, I'm so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and Gay!" Then Dumbledore appears out of nowhere and goes "You're Gay?!?!" And Voldemort shouts "Not really Bitch!!" and happy slaps Dumbledore. Dumbledore looks stunned and starts chasing Voldemort into the sunset with a tent under his arm and wearing a cowboy hat.
Meanwhile, Harry and Cedric/Edward are both on the floor writhing in vampire pain, whilst the rest of the Cullen's, who have magically appeared are in a circle, dancing around them singing "Vampire Bait OOOH HAHA"
The portkey (not the porkkey) starts to glow and everyone goes back to Hogwarts where Carlisle falls in love with Snape and they get married, but Snape catches Carlisle having an affair with Hermione Granger. And they have lots of bushy-haired, big teethed vampire babies who like to eat books.
But Bella appears and starts to nag Edward about not coming home. Edward goes "If I count to ten maybe she'll disappear" He counts to ten and Bella disappears in a puff of smoke and Edward goes "Wow! It worked! I'll have to try that more often, stupid annoying human!" Then Bella reappears and says to him "What was that for, Edward?!". And he looks at her and starts to count to ten again, "1...2....3....4-" But it doesn't work, so he gives her an evil look and says "I'll go to the volturi again, Bella!" Angrily because Bella is so annoying but she falls to her knees and grabs his legs and says "No, Eddiepuss! No, Don't go!" And looks down at her and sighs, "Fiiinnnneee" and she jumps around screaming and shouting, "YAY, EDDIEPUSS, YAY!!"
The End.....So far! We'll add more I think, well hopefully we will because I really enjoyed this!