One bright and motherfucking sunny day, Yugi was frolicking in the magical fucking fields with his very special and gay friend Atem who liked to wear women's panties from Victoria's s Secret when all of a sudden…
"Yo Yug', where my money at?"
It was Joey in a pimp hat and cane.
"Um, sorry Joey." The also very gay midget replied "I don't have your money today. I can probably pay you back next week and-"
"BETCH" The supah fly pimp replied angrily and obviously very butthurt "I SAID WHERE MY MONEY AT?! YA 'SUPPOSEDA' PAY ME LAST WEEK. YOU TRYIN' TO PLAY ME LIKE A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME, HO? HUH, IS YA!?!?!"
Atem then stepped forward and snapped three times in a zig-zaggy motion like a ghetto black woman in the blonde's direction.
"Uh uh uh, giiiiirlfrieeennnd! No one calls my ho a ho but ME!"
This obviously lead to Joey backhandedly bitchslapping the pharaoh causing him to fall down in slow motion. Yugi with teary super shoujou eyes started to run. This was quite difficult for him though since he was wearing his fluffy, zesty pink, ten-inch stiletto heels so naturally he fell over and snapped his neck and died. Atem spontaneously combusted from seeing this and died from third degree burns whilst still falling in mid-air.
"I ain't got time for this shit."
Joey kicked them several times and then left. It was time for him to visit the pimp of all pimps. He would not be happy with the news of his two favourite hos' deathssssss.