Disclaimer: Do not own any SW things so don't sue me. Ok, go ahead and sue me, but you'll get less than a dime, I guaruntee.
A/n: This is a very random, less than 250 words, piece. It was one of those drifting-off-to-sleep ideas that slide into your head and won't leave until you promise to do something about it. It amused me very much, lol, although it so wouldn't ever happen. Thus, AU. Hope you like it and please take a sec to review me when your done. :)
Now is Not the Time
Anakin's fighter ship zipped in and out of the explosions and battles around him expertly. His hands knew the controls very well and his mind and body were pulsing with the Force as he zoomed towards a fighter plane attacking a "good ship".
As he lined himself up and began firing shots at the enemy ship, the intercom crackled with a voice that belonged to someone who was not in a ship battling in space, but safely at the home base bunker on a planet nearby.
"Anakin?" Padme's voice said.
Anakin sighed. "Yes, what is it?"
"We have to talk." She sounded nervous.
"Now?"
"Well…" Now she sounded uncomfortable.
"This can't wait until later?"
"Anakin, I…" It seemed like a big subject, and he couldn't understand why she couldn't wait.
"Now is not the time, Padme!" He barked in annoyance. The enemy ship finally exploded and Anakin dodged the debris before heading to finish his next quarry.
"Anakin, I'm pregnant!" she finally blurted.
Anakin physically jumped, causing his ship to jolt and swerve. He got control of his controls – and himself, more or less – before shouting into the intercom, "WHAT?"
Another voice crackled onto the intercom.
"HA!" Obi-Wan said. "I knew it!"
THE END
A/n: The most random thing ever, lol, I know. And I added the "the end" b/c there is definitely no more. Anyways, review me, and make my day a good one.